DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

[sprityo]

My present prevailing concern about sprityo is that he doesn't seem to suspect Mac anymore, as far as I can tell, but it still planted on that wagon.

The biggest reason sprityo should get lynched is because I think sprityo is Mafia and I have a fine history of being able to read him.

This is now canon.

Just put it in your signature you smug prick

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Nobody ever kills me. Even when they try to kill me.

[DharmaHelper]

What the fuck am I doing this formatting shit for?

Here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... 1197020360

Congratulations to our winner:

Spoiler: show

juliets!

not simon? he's got 50 to juliets 46.

YES! WINNING TEAM ON BOTH COUNTS! WOO

Simon! We did it!

you were my top pick and left me utterly disappointed

I dunno how, I played a nearly flawless game. Made one teeny goof D1. Didn't have a power role to buff muh points. Had I rolled mafia you might have had better luck with me on your team since I for sure would have sent in at least one NK.

[sprityo]

What the fuck am I doing this formatting shit for?

Here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... 1197020360

Congratulations to our winner:

Spoiler: show

juliets!

not simon? he's got 50 to juliets 46.

YES! WINNING TEAM ON BOTH COUNTS! WOO

Simon! We did it!

you were my top pick and left me utterly disappointed

I dunno how, I played a nearly flawless game. Made one teeny goof D1. Didn't have a power role to buff muh points. Had I rolled mafia you might have had better luck with me on your team since I for sure would have sent in at least one NK.

I’m going to strangle you DH

[Epignosis]

Heyyy highest scoring player over here what up.

sprityo why you no kill people?

I took night one off and forgot to submit

I put in chatzy to kill jay night 2 but I guess Epi missed it

You sent me a PM and then deleted it. I thought you had a change of plans and would send a new PM accordingly.

It didn't matter ultimately though since Russ protected JJJ and Simon was the only player to roster him, so the outcome of either game would remain unchanged.

[MacDougall]

My present prevailing concern about sprityo is that he doesn't seem to suspect Mac anymore, as far as I can tell, but it still planted on that wagon.

The biggest reason sprityo should get lynched is because I think sprityo is Mafia and I have a fine history of being able to read him.

This is now canon.

Just put it in your signature you smug prick

No my signature is for memes.

[DharmaHelper]

What the fuck am I doing this formatting shit for?

Here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... 1197020360

Congratulations to our winner:

Spoiler: show

juliets!

not simon? he's got 50 to juliets 46.

YES! WINNING TEAM ON BOTH COUNTS! WOO

Simon! We did it!

you were my top pick and left me utterly disappointed

I dunno how, I played a nearly flawless game. Made one teeny goof D1. Didn't have a power role to buff muh points. Had I rolled mafia you might have had better luck with me on your team since I for sure would have sent in at least one NK.

I’m going to strangle you DH

[Quin]

oh yeah we knew who had what role too if that wasn't clear

[sprityo]

Oh yeah that was forfeit PM

I deleted it to try and hash it out with jay before saying “fuck this”

[Epignosis]

What the fuck am I doing this formatting shit for?

Here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... 1197020360

Congratulations to our winner:

Spoiler: show

juliets!

not simon? he's got 50 to juliets 46.

YES! WINNING TEAM ON BOTH COUNTS! WOO

Simon! We did it!

you were my top pick and left me utterly disappointed

I dunno how, I played a nearly flawless game. Made one teeny goof D1. Didn't have a power role to buff muh points. Had I rolled mafia you might have had better luck with me on your team since I for sure would have sent in at least one NK.

The contestants knew everything about the setup, including everyone's roles, before they drafted.

[Epignosis]

By the way, I'm still currently on page 39.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I just want to thank all the civilians who contributed something to this win -- even the ones disparaging themselves. Every single civilian played a part. It was a team effort.

[DharmaHelper]

What the fuck am I doing this formatting shit for?

Here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... 1197020360

Congratulations to our winner:

Spoiler: show

juliets!

not simon? he's got 50 to juliets 46.

YES! WINNING TEAM ON BOTH COUNTS! WOO

Simon! We did it!

you were my top pick and left me utterly disappointed

I dunno how, I played a nearly flawless game. Made one teeny goof D1. Didn't have a power role to buff muh points. Had I rolled mafia you might have had better luck with me on your team since I for sure would have sent in at least one NK.

The contestants knew everything about the setup, including everyone's roles, before they drafted.

See? Not my fault.

I'm what they call a utility pick.

[sprityo]

In a normal game everyone else would have higher points but the town just steamrolled this game

[MacDougall]

speedchuck my dude you got fucked up

[DharmaHelper]

I just want to thank all the civilians who contributed something to this win -- even the ones disparaging themselves. Every single civilian played a part. It was a team effort.

This was fun and everybody did well, especially the new fish. Hope you lot play more around here because this was Hall of Fame shit.

[MacDougall]

[mention]Dragon D. Luffy[/mention] made me his captain. He's not allowed to disparage my skills any more because he is on record that he thinks I am better than Jay and MP.

[MacDougall]

Russ play more. Your presence calms my spirit.

[sprityo]

i will burn your crops and salt your fields so help me god

[mention]Turnip Head[/mention] can I still be your spirit animal?

[dunya]

Dragon D. Luffy made me his captain. He's not allowed to disparage my skills any more because he is on record that he thinks I am better than Jay and MP.

Cheaper

...also the cop

[MacDougall]

Dragon D. Luffy made me his captain. He's not allowed to disparage my skills any more because he is on record that he thinks I am better than Jay and MP.

Cheaper

...also the cop

[dunya]

Dragon D. Luffy made me his captain. He's not allowed to disparage my skills any more because he is on record that he thinks I am better than Jay and MP.

Cheaper

...also the cop

[MacDougall]

[Marmot]

I’m physically tired but also mentally burned out just from trying to keep up

St the least eliminating fluff would’ve helped (MP)

I personally found the game very low key and easy to follow.

Shut up DH

On that note, not to be rude, but did marmot even Do ANYTHING? Does he still get a win?

I don't have to post a million times to win a game of mafia. No one has to.

Is there a reason why you think this? I don't really understand what bothers you here.

[Turnip Head]

i will burn your crops and salt your fields so help me god

@Turnip Head can I still be your spirit animal?

yes

[Marmot]

I see what you all really think of me now.

It's ok buddy, they just couldn't afford us.

[nutella]

Alright everyone. I hope we realize what is at stake here.

This has become an even more historic achievement than I was talking about in the wake of the Robot lynch. I was referring to a lesser sort of perfection, we'll call it a "no hitter", in which the civilians never lynch wrongly (but still lose at least someone to a night kill). That has never occurred on The Syndicate in a non-burglary.

But now we have an opportunity to do something truly incredible, something that I suspect hasn't happened before on the vast majority of Mafia-dedicated websites out there.

Civilian win in a full-length game without losing a player.

That's a true perfect game. I have wondered about this before, imagined what it'd be like and how difficult it would be. I never expected to actually be in this position though, more than likely one proper lynch away from achieving the holy grail of civilian Mafia. If we make this happen, nobody will ever be able to take it away. Ever. It will be the greatest glory I have ever been a part of in this damned game we all like to play.

So let's treat this Day 3 with the proper reverence, and more importantly the proper urgency. It's LyLo.

I just want to know if someone actually doctored jay last night or if epi just didn’t submit my kill

Holy crappity fuck


good job yall, sorry mafia and congrats to simon as well!!

[DharmaHelper]

Still surreal that this is the first perfect game on the Syndicate. Probably the only perfect game I've ever seen yet alone been a player in. Yikes.

[Epignosis]

For those wondering:

The salaries were determined by a crude method that won't work if we do this again (probably).

Everyone began with a base of $5,000.

Syndicate Wins x $300

Next, I rolled dice to add "noise" to the salaries (I won't go into it unless you care- it was a simple process that added or subtracted up to $600).

Then, I applied modifiers based on powers and alignments. Vanilla civilians stayed the same.

Mafioso: +$1000
Doctor: +1,200
Cop: +$1,500

This was based on calculated upside, as Mafioso are informed and can earn additional points exclusive to them by killing power roles, and the doctor and cop can obviously earn points in other ways that vanilla civilians cannot.

What I never imagined was that the mafia TEAM ability would never come into play: All kills would be janitored, regardless of who sent the kill. No kills were sent, so no kills were janitored.

I was not expecting so many new, highly experienced players to flood the game though, so I just ran with what I already had.

[DharmaHelper]

So are we gonna get gold plated banners for this legendary game or .....

[Quin]

i also want to put it out there that if i ever play a game where someone posts 1000 times on day 1 i'm skipping that day entirely and coming back day 2

[dunya]

Thank you for running this Epi. I hope more games incorporate this element for spectators. It makes things interesting.

[dunya]

i also want to put it out there that if i ever play a game where someone posts 1000 times on day 1 i'm skipping that day entirely and coming back day 2

Won't lie, I skipped a lot of MP and JJJ huge analysis word vomits and was able to keep up easily. ;p

[Epignosis]

i also want to put it out there that if i ever play a game where someone posts 1000 times on day 1 i'm skipping that day entirely and coming back day 2

By the way, I'm still currently on page 39.

And I'm the host.

If I were a player in this game, I would have had no choice but to give up, regardless of what side I was on.

[DharmaHelper]

I genuinely enjoyed not giving a shit for once. It was nice.

[Epignosis]

Thank you for running this Epi. I hope more games incorporate this element for spectators. It makes things interesting.

I'm sorry the experience was...short? I was expecting scores in the 80s or 90s.

[Epignosis]

Unless anybody has any questions in the next two minutes, I'm going to bed. Tomorrow is a district kick up the bum and a teacher who never even got started pretty much got fired because a clothed pole dancing instructional video she posted privately got leaked.

She claims she does that to stay fit.

I don't know. Maybe they should offer that shit in PE considering the weight issues we have.

[dunya]

Maybe you can make these customary for all Epi hosted games

[dunya]

Knowing there was a blind draft made people strive to do better imo.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Y'all ready for JJJ to annoy you?

You prepped for this irritation?

Whether everyone could keep up or not, the pace of Days 0 and 1 was the biggest reason this game turned out the way it did.

[dunya]

I'm not one to talk, but I would have preferred the game lasting longer over a flawless victory where my fantasy team was concerned

[dunya]

Big shout out to infected_alien whose name won't come up as a tag. You were the day 1 lynch, but you put up a heck of a fight and I was happy to have chosen you on my team.

[MacDougall]

Y'all ready for JJJ to annoy you?

You prepped for this irritation?

Whether everyone could keep up or not, the pace of Days 0 and 1 was the biggest reason this game turned out the way it did.

Yes I already said that more or less mate keep up

[MacDougall]

Unless anybody has any questions in the next two minutes, I'm going to bed. Tomorrow is a district kick up the bum and a teacher who never even got started pretty much got fired because a clothed pole dancing instructional video she posted privately got leaked.

She claims she does that to stay fit.

I don't know. Maybe they should offer that shit in PE considering the weight issues we have.

That's not cool at all. I'll hire her as a pole dancer if she wants.

[dunya]

And well done @Simon for choosing an all-star townie team with the two PRs! Getting shown by Epi's pre teen kids makes me proud to be on this site. I got shit to learn.

[Epignosis]

Y'all ready for JJJ to annoy you?

You prepped for this irritation?

Whether everyone could keep up or not, the pace of Days 0 and 1 was the biggest reason this game turned out the way it did.

I disagree, but then what do I know when I only got to read half the thread?

If 25% of your posts are spam, and you have 1,000 posts, that's 250 posts other civilians have to deal with that have nothing to do with anything.

Frankly, I am never going to be impressed just because somebody posts a lot. That's easy to fake. I can do it (and have done it) if I have the time.

[MacDougall]

Y'all ready for JJJ to annoy you?

You prepped for this irritation?

Whether everyone could keep up or not, the pace of Days 0 and 1 was the biggest reason this game turned out the way it did.

I disagree, but then what do I know when I only got to read half the thread?

If 25% of your posts are spam, and you have 1,000 posts, that's 250 posts other civilians have to deal with that have nothing to do with anything.

Frankly, I am never going to be impressed just because somebody posts a lot. That's easy to fake. I can do it (and have done it) if I have the time.

Huge post counts on day 0 and day 1

First ever perfect civ win

I dunno man seems pretty indisputable

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Y'all ready for JJJ to annoy you?

You prepped for this irritation?

Whether everyone could keep up or not, the pace of Days 0 and 1 was the biggest reason this game turned out the way it did.

Yes I already said that more or less mate keep up

Yes, but you haven't had people calling you wrong in multiple past games for the same thing.

[Epignosis]

Unless anybody has any questions in the next two minutes, I'm going to bed. Tomorrow is a district kick up the bum and a teacher who never even got started pretty much got fired because a clothed pole dancing instructional video she posted privately got leaked.

She claims she does that to stay fit.

I don't know. Maybe they should offer that shit in PE considering the weight issues we have.

That's not cool at all. I'll hire her as a pole dancer if she wants.

What would you rather have? A fit pole dancer with two degrees and a phlebotomy certification or a fat ass smoker who can't even get into a Gentleman's Club?

[MacDougall]

Y'all ready for JJJ to annoy you?

You prepped for this irritation?

Whether everyone could keep up or not, the pace of Days 0 and 1 was the biggest reason this game turned out the way it did.

Yes I already said that more or less mate keep up

Yes, but you haven't had people calling you wrong in multiple past games for the same thing.

I dunno probs not but I am a proponent of a robust day 1. Robust day 0 was new though. Jeez that was a long day 0.