I’ve never seen the Wild Card round.JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:34 pm This fucking guy.
I have never seen the divisional round.
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And hopefully, after Brady and Belichick and these glory days are gone, you never do.Sloonei wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:48 pmI’ve never seen the Wild Card round.JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:34 pm This fucking guy.
I have never seen the divisional round.
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It isn't nice to talk about the ladies like that, timmer.
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Is this the wildest NFL offseason ever?
- Kyler Murray drafted to replace Josh Rosen
- Antonio Brown forcing his way to a trade and nearly retiring because of his helmet
- OBJ traded to the Browns
- Tyreek Hill investigation, no suspension
- Andrew Luck retiring at 29
- LeSean McCoy, once (and maybe still?) considered a future HoFer cut by the Bills
- Blockbuster Clowney trade followed immediately by blockbuster Tunsil trade
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And how did I forget about Robert Kraft's extracurriculars?! This thing is getting too scripted.
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Does anyone know if this Antonio Brown kid is any good?
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His fundamentals are a little sloppy but he’s got a great attitude and a team-first mindset.
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I’ve reached my peak as a spoiled sports fan: I’m disappointed by a 30-14 win.
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They were cruising toward 4 straight games without allowing a touchdown, then a muffed punt and a pick six by the rookie backup QB in garbage time changed that.
The defense is still pitching a TD shutout though.
The defense is still pitching a TD shutout though.
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I'm okay with an 0-3 start if they can get Zac Taylor his first win against the Steelers on Monday Night Football.
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0-3 vs 0-3
How exciting.
How exciting.
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Jesus, Cincy. 4 and 21? That O-Line looks like it doesn't give a toss.
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Red Rifle must've shot his eye out.
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I officially feel bad for the Jets. This game is non-competitive.
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I sat this one out. Been a rough season for me thus far.
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I guess my Dolphins might have a chance against the Jets this weekend now that the trade deadline has put an end to their fire-wagon sale shenanigans. Though I think they may have a better chance against the Bengals. I guess we'll see how Dalton's replacement does before I get my hopes up.
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Please beat the Bengals so they can land the first pick.G-Man wrote: ↑Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:05 am I guess my Dolphins might have a chance against the Jets this weekend now that the trade deadline has put an end to their fire-wagon sale shenanigans. Though I think they may have a better chance against the Bengals. I guess we'll see how Dalton's replacement does before I get my hopes up.
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We've got three first-round picks, so I don't know that landing the first overall pick is that important.JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Wed Oct 30, 2019 11:58 amPlease beat the Bengals so they can land the first pick.G-Man wrote: ↑Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:05 am I guess my Dolphins might have a chance against the Jets this weekend now that the trade deadline has put an end to their fire-wagon sale shenanigans. Though I think they may have a better chance against the Bengals. I guess we'll see how Dalton's replacement does before I get my hopes up.
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I feel like the Bengals are more talented than their winless record suggests. They won’t be worse than Miami.
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Which is sadder- the fact that the Jets couldn’t find a way to beat the Dolphins or that the Dolphins couldn’t find a way to lose to the Jets?
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The Jets and the Falcons both did the Dolphins a favor today. Can they stick to tank mode or is Fitzmagic too powerful a force to overcome?
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Are we tanking for Tua?
Or Herbert?
Or Burrow?
Or Chase Young?
Or Akili Smith?
Or Herbert?
Or Burrow?
Or Chase Young?
Or Akili Smith?
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After treating the team like a dumpster fire and trading away much of the best talent on the team they could have started a rebuild with as foundational pieces, the Dolphins had one job to do. They can’t even lose when they need to. Maybe the top draft pick isn’t necessary, but the first-round picks from the Steelers and Texans are only dropping lower on the draft board with every passing week.
Is it wrong to say that I’m almost hopeful now that their tank-and-rebuild strategy fails miserably?
Is it wrong to say that I’m almost hopeful now that their tank-and-rebuild strategy fails miserably?
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Panthers pulling their best Saints week 10 impersonation.
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Having the Bills play on Thanksgiving is pretty exciting. I'm cautiously optimistic against this Cowboys team but part of me does think the moment will be a little big for Josh Allen and some of the other guys.
No, I'm hoping for that outcome too.G-Man wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:49 pm After treating the team like a dumpster fire and trading away much of the best talent on the team they could have started a rebuild with as foundational pieces, the Dolphins had one job to do. They can’t even lose when they need to. Maybe the top draft pick isn’t necessary, but the first-round picks from the Steelers and Texans are only dropping lower on the draft board with every passing week.
Is it wrong to say that I’m almost hopeful now that their tank-and-rebuild strategy fails miserably?
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AFC:
Saturday at 4:35 p.m.- #5 Buffalo Bills @ #4 Houston Texans
Saturday at 8:15 p.m.- #6 Tennessee Titans @ #3 New England Patriots
NFC:
Sunday at 1:05 p.m.- #6 Minnesota Vikings @ #3 New Orleans Saints
Sunday at 4:40 p.m.- #5 Seattle Seahawks @ #4 Philadelphia Eagles
Any predictions?
Saturday at 4:35 p.m.- #5 Buffalo Bills @ #4 Houston Texans
Saturday at 8:15 p.m.- #6 Tennessee Titans @ #3 New England Patriots
NFC:
Sunday at 1:05 p.m.- #6 Minnesota Vikings @ #3 New Orleans Saints
Sunday at 4:40 p.m.- #5 Seattle Seahawks @ #4 Philadelphia Eagles
Any predictions?
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Why is the football season starting a week early this year?
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Hush you. Countless sports journalists have already jinxed my fantasy by prematurely questioning if this is the end of the Brady/Belichick/Patriots dynasty era. They only dropped to the 3-seed for God's sake.
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It’s not over unless Brady decides to leave this year. He’s still good and the struggles are not on him. Not directly, at least.
I can’t see them beating Baltimore in Baltimore this year. I can see then beating KC though. They were the better team in the second half of their regular season matchup there.
At this point I just want to see a Brady/Brees or Brady/Rodgers Super Bowl. It’s ridiculous that we haven’t had either of those matchups yet with how long all three of them have been at the top of the game. But it won’t be this year. It’ll be Baltimore vs. whoever comes out of the NFC.
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I can’t see them beating Baltimore in Baltimore this year. I can see then beating KC though. They were the better team in the second half of their regular season matchup there.
At this point I just want to see a Brady/Brees or Brady/Rodgers Super Bowl. It’s ridiculous that we haven’t had either of those matchups yet with how long all three of them have been at the top of the game. But it won’t be this year. It’ll be Baltimore vs. whoever comes out of the NFC.
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I can see it. You're not a true Bills fan if you don't go into every match-up expecting a crushing loss, while also believing in your heart of hearts that they can pull it off no matter what. They've done wilder things against a Houston team in the Wild Card round before ...
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I believe in Buffalo's defense more than I believe in Houston's offense.
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Texans are underrated. They're like a functional Cowboys.
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Sloonei wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:48 pmI’ve never seen the Wild Card round.JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:34 pm This fucking guy.
I have never seen the divisional round.
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That’s what we get for mingling with the peasants this year.
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Did [mention]sloonei[/mention] pick the Vikings and Ravens to win yesterday?
Seriously though- I didn’t see that Titans win coming. Let’s just make the Dolphins’ failure complete by see Tannehill win Super Bowl MVP.
Seriously though- I didn’t see that Titans win coming. Let’s just make the Dolphins’ failure complete by see Tannehill win Super Bowl MVP.
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If the Titans go to the Super Bowl and win it'll be Derrick Henry MVP, lol.
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Titans/Ravens is the only pick I would have got wrong this week, but I think we're all in that boat.
Henry is a machine. He goes against everything that the modern NFL is supposed to be, but he's unstoppable right now. I can see Tennessee winning the Super Bowl on his shoulders. I'll be rooting for the FIghtin' Vrabels.
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