Made wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 6:00 pm
MacDougall wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 5:41 pm
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Made and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another mafia player, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add JaggedJimmyJay to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because JaggedJimmyJay KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Made, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Made, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
On a cold september, after his great adventures, Made was wondering what to do that week. He had picked up his life from where he left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on Made's doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" said Made
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" said Made.
"Here, take this," she said and gave Made an alarmclock.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before Made's eyes!
Made was confused but thought that he had to do something. But rather than going to his parents or guardian, Made decided to show it to JJJ.
"Oh no," said JJJ, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" enquired Made, "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Made, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" yelled Made, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said JJJ and before Made could do anything, JJJ had escaped his grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
Made was feeling depressed. One of his best friends abandoned and betrayed him. It hurt. So Made wanted to find Alison. After their adventure, Made and Alison had been spending a lot of time together. Made kind of started to like her.
So Made went to Alison and told the whole story. She listened to Made without saying a single word.
Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And Made said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Alison sighed and said: "You have always been special, Made and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Alison looked at the pillow that Made had received and said: "it kind of looks like the the win, doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Alison said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now JJJ doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Alison's logic was flawless. So Made had to try it!
So Made concentrated on the object. immeditately he felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a curtains on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in his head.
And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Hawk! In hell...
Made was confused. He didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.
A/N I got bored with the story but then I read this really cool story about putting the characters in high school! It will be full of love and family issues and other cool stuff@
Hawk is like the school bully but everyone likes Them. And Made is like the loaner who just does snakeboard tricks on his own because no one likes him. It's really unfair to Made because he is really cool actually but no one at the school knows about his superpowers.
Made was in class. He was paying well attention because Made wanted to go to the best universities. But like always, annoying Hawk was being an meany as always. They was annoying other people in class and the teacher but their rep protected them. Until Made could take it no more.
Made stood up and said: "Look, that you want to spend the rest of ur life in a call center aint my problem!"
Hawk stopped and looked at hero with fury. Others in the class gasped. No one said that to Hawk (althoguh everyone ws secrfetly thinking that).
Hawk laughed and got up from their seat and grinned masly. "What do you want,pointdexter? are u here to tell me what to do, huh?"
Made gulped. He had not thought of what to do next now.
But then Alison and Mac rized from tier seats too. Made looked at them. they nodded back at him and with their arms crossed they looked like they could take Hawk on!
And when Made looked on his right, he saw that the teacher had hid himself behind the desk. Even the teacher thought it was suicide to confront Hawk like this!
So Hawk rose up and walked to Made and they said: "I will see you after school. In my turf. U know where to find it!"
"I'll be there, said Made certain of himself!
And Hawk left, leaving behind a trail of cold and shivers went down Made's spine. This wasn't going to end well.
Now, how to find him? We know they has a farmhouse, but theres so many!"
Made said: "I have worked it out. Remember the secret note? Its a code to tell us the address! Look, see I solved it.
The solution was very clever, and it all made sense.
"Wow, I could have never worked that out, well done"
"Yes, well done indeed"
So they went to the base.
As they entered there was lots of Ninjas.
So they swung back their trenchcoats and murdercided them all with their concealed rifless of awesome(but no one died!).
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"Ok, they is sure to be in the penthouse sweet in his cave network " said JJJ pressing the correct elevator button
The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!
"down!" shouted Dana.
And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later...
The hatch opened and a couple of mercenaryss with blowdarts pirouetted down.
"oh god! What are we going to do!?" said Mac
"We gota think fast" said JJJ.
"Ok"
"I know you dont like violence, Made, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please.." Said Tremaine
"Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them" said Made who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed
which knocked them unconscious.
"Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!"
A massive ninja appeared, but they killed him.
Ding! They had reached their floor.
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A hot air-balloon appeared above them.
Hawk laughed at them from it.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here with my musket, but I would rather do this...personal style."
they leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
"Ready?" they said, still laughing.
Made removed his shirt and flexed his abs.
"Yes. I am ready. "
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral throwing stickss).
"I kill you dead"
Hawk head butted Made in the chest
Made fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Hawk
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
Hawk leaned over Made holding a large rock.
"Quick Made use this!" said Tremaine ,chucking a nearby hand mirror towards Made.
Made grabbed it and chucked it towards Hawk hard, knocking them backwards....off the edge of the tall apartment they were on!
"Goodbye, Hawk have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"
"We are safe now, they fell to certain doom."
Mac and JJJ got out from the bush where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."
So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.
The End
[VOTE:
Hawk] aubergine
and I am not even aware of all of the noisy howls 
It is very sad. I am looking for a sweet towny date and feel nervous and excited about finding romance, despite the presence of scummy scum scum!
and then they just turn around and kill us all
