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by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:14 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:58 am
Epignosis wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:55 am
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:46 am Y'all ready for JJJ to annoy you? :grin:

You prepped for this irritation? :grin:

Whether everyone could keep up or not, the pace of Days 0 and 1 was the biggest reason this game turned out the way it did.
I disagree, but then what do I know when I only got to read half the thread?

If 25% of your posts are spam, and you have 1,000 posts, that's 250 posts other civilians have to deal with that have nothing to do with anything.

Frankly, I am never going to be impressed just because somebody posts a lot. That's easy to fake. I can do it (and have done it) if I have the time.
It doesn't have to be "impressive", but there is so much strategic value to it. MP blowing the thread up, even with a high spam content, drove up the posting rate of other players. In so doing, our capacity to judge everyone else improved accordingly, and we eliminated more than half of the players from the suspect pool before we even had to lynch the first person.

The civilians showed themselves brightly from the word GO, and that simply cannot happen in a quieter thread.
All that tells me is that the civilians had more time than I did in this particular case.

I read every post when I play, whether there are 100 or 1000 to go, because that's the only way I can get a full picture on people. I sympathize with DH, who is a good player, but he could never keep up, could he? You almost lynched him for it. I'm the host, and I couldn't keep up. When you get to a series of posts like these:
M Plus 7 wrote: Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:11 pm 676 POSTS MOTHERFUCKERS

I'm really fucking myself over for when I do actually roll scum again, but at least the rand gods keep shining on me for now.
What does that do?

There's being active, and then there's being happy that your post count is higher than everybody else's.

I don't subscribe to the latter being a good strategy long term.

What I mean is this (and Alex, I hope you don't take offense- I'm talking postgame analysis here, so please chime in, because I'd love to hear where you stand here):

If I were a player in this game, I would get lynched, simply because I did not have the time or ability to read anything other people wrote because a handful of people were dominating the thread. As the host, I got tired, I got bored, and I got disengaged. To me, there's an obligation to keep things active as a civilian player, sure...but then there's an obligation to keep things manageable for fellow civilians, no?

Posting the equivalent of, "I need to remind myself to read Epignosis" isn't accomplishing anything. Can't civilian posters be economical with their posts and still accomplish their work? If the answer is no, and the only way to win is to drown out everybody else, then how effective are they really?

Something to think about, I believe.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:57 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

MacDougall wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:55 am
Epignosis wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:55 am
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:46 am Y'all ready for JJJ to annoy you? :grin:

You prepped for this irritation? :grin:

Whether everyone could keep up or not, the pace of Days 0 and 1 was the biggest reason this game turned out the way it did.
I disagree, but then what do I know when I only got to read half the thread?

If 25% of your posts are spam, and you have 1,000 posts, that's 250 posts other civilians have to deal with that have nothing to do with anything.

Frankly, I am never going to be impressed just because somebody posts a lot. That's easy to fake. I can do it (and have done it) if I have the time.
Huge post counts on day 0 and day 1

First ever perfect civ win

I dunno man seems pretty indisputable
In which the mafia never submitted a kill.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:56 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

MacDougall wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:54 am
Epignosis wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:43 am Unless anybody has any questions in the next two minutes, I'm going to bed. Tomorrow is a district kick up the bum and a teacher who never even got started pretty much got fired because a clothed pole dancing instructional video she posted privately got leaked.

She claims she does that to stay fit.

I don't know. Maybe they should offer that shit in PE considering the weight issues we have.
That's not cool at all. I'll hire her as a pole dancer if she wants.
What would you rather have? A fit pole dancer with two degrees and a phlebotomy certification or a fat ass smoker who can't even get into a Gentleman's Club?
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:55 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:46 am Y'all ready for JJJ to annoy you? :grin:

You prepped for this irritation? :grin:

Whether everyone could keep up or not, the pace of Days 0 and 1 was the biggest reason this game turned out the way it did.
I disagree, but then what do I know when I only got to read half the thread?

If 25% of your posts are spam, and you have 1,000 posts, that's 250 posts other civilians have to deal with that have nothing to do with anything.

Frankly, I am never going to be impressed just because somebody posts a lot. That's easy to fake. I can do it (and have done it) if I have the time.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:43 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

Unless anybody has any questions in the next two minutes, I'm going to bed. Tomorrow is a district kick up the bum and a teacher who never even got started pretty much got fired because a clothed pole dancing instructional video she posted privately got leaked.

She claims she does that to stay fit.

I don't know. Maybe they should offer that shit in PE considering the weight issues we have.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:36 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

dunya wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:32 am Thank you for running this Epi. I hope more games incorporate this element for spectators. It makes things interesting.
I'm sorry the experience was...short? I was expecting scores in the 80s or 90s.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:35 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

Quin wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:26 am i also want to put it out there that if i ever play a game where someone posts 1000 times on day 1 i'm skipping that day entirely and coming back day 2
Epignosis wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:07 am By the way, I'm still currently on page 39.
And I'm the host.

If I were a player in this game, I would have had no choice but to give up, regardless of what side I was on.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:22 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

For those wondering:

The salaries were determined by a crude method that won't work if we do this again (probably).

Everyone began with a base of $5,000.

Syndicate Wins x $300

Next, I rolled dice to add "noise" to the salaries (I won't go into it unless you care- it was a simple process that added or subtracted up to $600).

Then, I applied modifiers based on powers and alignments. Vanilla civilians stayed the same.

Mafioso: +$1000
Doctor: +1,200
Cop: +$1,500

This was based on calculated upside, as Mafioso are informed and can earn additional points exclusive to them by killing power roles, and the doctor and cop can obviously earn points in other ways that vanilla civilians cannot.

What I never imagined was that the mafia TEAM ability would never come into play: All kills would be janitored, regardless of who sent the kill. No kills were sent, so no kills were janitored.

I was not expecting so many new, highly experienced players to flood the game though, so I just ran with what I already had.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:07 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

By the way, I'm still currently on page 39.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:06 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

DharmaHelper wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:04 am
Quin wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:01 am
DharmaHelper wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:56 am
Quin wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:53 am
Epignosis wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:52 am What the fuck am I doing this formatting shit for?

Here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... 1197020360

Congratulations to our winner:
Spoiler: show
juliets!
not simon? he's got 50 to juliets 46.
YES! WINNING TEAM ON BOTH COUNTS! WOO

Simon! We did it!
you were my top pick and left me utterly disappointed
I dunno how, I played a nearly flawless game. Made one teeny goof D1. Didn't have a power role to buff muh points. Had I rolled mafia you might have had better luck with me on your team since I for sure would have sent in at least one NK.
The contestants knew everything about the setup, including everyone's roles, before they drafted.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:05 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

sprityo wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:01 am
MacDougall wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:57 am Heyyy highest scoring player over here what up.

sprityo why you no kill people?
I took night one off and forgot to submit

I put in chatzy to kill jay night 2 but I guess Epi missed it
You sent me a PM and then deleted it. I thought you had a change of plans and would send a new PM accordingly.

It didn't matter ultimately though since Russ protected JJJ and Simon was the only player to roster him, so the outcome of either game would remain unchanged.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:02 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

Kylemii wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:00 am so what does it mean where it says "Kyle 10" is that how many points I earned
Yes. You voted for mafia twice and lynched mafia twice. That's ten points.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:59 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

To explain why we don't have duplicates, and why there are gold and silver names:

Contestants were required to roster a first and second MVP.

The first MVP had salaries AND points multiplied by 1.4, while second MVPs had salaries and points multiplied by 1.2

This prevented duplicates given such a small field.

Simon's strategy was to take both civilian power roles as his MVPs and only take good guys in his lineup. It paid off here.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:56 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

M Plus 7 wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:54 am
Epignosis wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:42 am Players did accrue 0.02 points per post.

Too bad nobody drafted MP.
Seriously? Alright then.
I was joking about the post count.

Nobody took you or Marmot because you were too expensive and the general fear was that you would be killed early.

No killed took place period. None were ever sent in.

Russ didn't protect anyone N1, but he protected JJJ N2.

Mac checked TH but nobody N2.

More missing PMs than I expected here.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:55 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

Looks like Simon won.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:54 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

Well that's embarassing. My sorter didn't update. :ponder:
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:52 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

What the fuck am I doing this formatting shit for?

Here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... 1197020360

Congratulations to our winner:
Spoiler: show
Simon!
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:50 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

Turnip Head wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:47 am That's an awesome story about your former student, Rob :beer:
I'm hyped to see him in action.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:49 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

The players, their salaries, and their ownership percentages.

Abyssum
$5,500
50%

ColinisCool
$7,200
60%

DharmaHelper
$8,400
40%

Infected_Alien8_
$6,500
50%

JaggedJimmyJay
$11,500
30%

Kylemii
$7,800
30%

Lunalee
$5,800
60%

MacDougall
$9,000
60%

Marmot
$11,900
0%

MPlus7
$12,400
0%

RobotNerd277
$6,600
40%

Russtifinko
$9,300
10%

sprityo
$9,700
40%

Tsaiah
$5,600
80%

TurnipHead
$8,400
40%
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:46 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:45 am
Epignosis wrote: Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:42 am Players did accrue 0.02 points per post.

Too bad nobody drafted MP.
I wonder if that also played into the price (projected number of posts). MP would be a max contract. :eek:
Half of what I posted there was true.
Spoiler: show
I would never award points for posts.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:42 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

Players did accrue 0.02 points per post.

Too bad nobody drafted MP.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:42 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

I am not counting Day 3 in the stats, however, because I never considered a concession.

On that note, I have to calculate the rest of the DFS points for our contestants.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:37 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 3]

Image

You all may not know this player.

His name is Detrez Newsome, and he plays for the Los Angeles Chargers.

Here is an article about him.

Once upon a time, he sat in the first row of my American Literature class in the first year I taught in North Carolina.

He was a great student, and we used to always joke that if he made it pro, he'd send me a check and take care of me.

I doubt he remembers me, but I remember him.

Image

He's minimum price. One touchdown pays off that salary and then some. Maybe in time he will take care of me, just not in the way we joked about.

Will I take him Week 1 in New Jersey when I'm hanging out with Eloh and enjoying the Manhattan skyline?

Maybe in a few lineups. Just in case. Good kid. He always had fight in him and still does. He's a winner.

You know who else are winners?

The civilians.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:00 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 3]

Who is Big and Sexy and Failing Tonight?

Image

TEX 0 - 7 OAK
by Epignosis
Mon Aug 20, 2018 10:28 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 2]

Image

No one has been killed. It is now Day 3. You have 48 hours to lynch someone.
by Epignosis
Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:26 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 2]

Big Genreator has two bad songs. Otherwise, it's great shit.

On to an old favorite.

Close to the Edge
by Epignosis
Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:13 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 2]

Image

Um. Hi. I am Gio Gonzalez. I am a nibbler. That means I nibble around the edges of the strike zone, which means I walk a lot of batters and get into trouble when someone finally hits one of my shitty pitches.

You know what I wish we had? Robot umpires. Then my calls wouldn't be left at the mercy of whichever umpire is behind the plate.

The RobotNerd277 sounded like a good model, but it called all of my pitches home runs!

Yeah, it's clear that the RobotNerd277 was bad.

It is also Night 2, which ends at 10:00pm EST.
by Epignosis
Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:13 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [POLLS]

Who was pitching to the Rockies tonight?

Poll ended at Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:05 pmPlease note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.

abyssum
0
No votes


Voters: None

ColinIsCool
0
No votes


Voters: None

DharmaHelper
1
6%


Voters: Turnip Head

JaggedJimmyJay
0
No votes


Voters: None

Kylemii
0
No votes


Voters: None

Lunalee
0
No votes


Voters: None

MacDougall
0
No votes


Voters: None

Marmot
0
No votes


Voters: None

M Plus 7
0
No votes


Voters: None

RobotNerd277
11
69%


Voters: sprityo, M Plus 7, DharmaHelper, MacDougall, Lunalee, ColinIsCool, Marmot, Kylemii, Russtifinko, abyssum, JaggedJimmyJay

Russtifinko
0
No votes


Voters: None

sprityo
0
No votes


Voters: None

Tsaiah
0
No votes


Voters: None

Turnip Head
0
No votes


Voters: None

Sean Newcomb (wtf man) (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
4
25%


Voters: Quin, Epignosis, juliets, Dragon D. Luffy


Total votes: 16
by Epignosis
Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:25 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 2]

Big Generator it is. :guitar:
by Epignosis
Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:20 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 2]

45 minutes to go. Someone give me a Yes album to listen to.
by Epignosis
Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:03 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 1]



Image

"Hello. I'm Charlie Blackmon, center fielder for the Colorado Rockies.

I'm also bizarrely the face of some campaign for a bake sale or something.

Anyway, tonight against the Braves in Atlanta I have three runs, three hits, one double, one triple, and two RBIs.

That's a great night. Epignosis is looking pretty dumb right now for not picking me tonight.

You know who else is having a great night? The civilians. You know who else is looking pretty dumb right now? The mafia.

Because no one has died, and it's Day 2. You have 48 hours to lynch someone."

by Epignosis
Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:37 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [POLLS]

Who grounded into a double play?

Poll ended at Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:19 pmPlease note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.

abyssum
0
No votes


Voters: None

ColinIsCool
0
No votes


Voters: None

DharmaHelper
0
No votes


Voters: None

Infected_alien8_
9
41%


Voters: M Plus 7, sprityo, Tsaiah, Kylemii, abyssum, MacDougall, Russtifinko, ColinIsCool, JaggedJimmyJay

JaggedJimmyJay
0
No votes


Voters: None

Kylemii
0
No votes


Voters: None

Lunalee
0
No votes


Voters: None

MacDougall
4
18%


Voters: DharmaHelper, Lunalee, Turnip Head, Infected_alien8_

Marmot
0
No votes


Voters: None

M Plus 7
0
No votes


Voters: None

RobotNerd277
1
5%


Voters: Marmot

Russtifinko
0
No votes


Voters: None

sprityo
1
5%


Voters: RobotNerd277

Tsaiah
0
No votes


Voters: None

Turnip Head
0
No votes


Voters: None

Ronald Acuna Jr. (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
7
32%


Voters: nutella, speedchuck, juliets, Dragon D. Luffy, dunya, novaselinenever, Epignosis


Total votes: 22
by Epignosis
Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:37 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 1]


Ronald Acuna Jr.
(The Host, the Non, the Dead)
7
32%


Voters: nutella, speedchuck, juliets, Dragon D. Luffy, dunya, novaselinenever, Epignosis

Seven people voted for Ronald Acuna, Jr. You know who didn't vote for him? Jose Urena. This chicken shit:



Just watch the beginning of that. Ain't that some shit? Acuna has five home runs in five games straight, the last of which was on the very first pitch, and that's what his opposing pitcher, Urena, does.

Sounds like Jose Urena is mafia who couldn't stop his competition.

So was Infected_alien8_, who was ejected.

It is now Night 1. Night 1 ends at 10:30pm EST.

by Epignosis
Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:49 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 1]

The poll ends in thirty minutes. Two individuals have not voted.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:16 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

DFS Mafia [POLLS]

Which of the following sports do you enjoy playing, watching or following?

Please note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.
You may select up to 11 options

Baseball
4
10%


Voters: RobotNerd277, JaggedJimmyJay, sprityo, Marmot

Basketball
6
14%


Voters: RobotNerd277, Russtifinko, DharmaHelper, MacDougall, JaggedJimmyJay, Lunalee

Soccer
5
12%


Voters: Russtifinko, ColinIsCool, Kylemii, Lunalee, RobotNerd277

Football
4
10%


Voters: ColinIsCool, MacDougall, JaggedJimmyJay, Turnip Head

Hockey
4
10%


Voters: ColinIsCool, Kylemii, Lunalee, RobotNerd277

Golf
1
2%


Voters: Kylemii

Cricket
2
5%


Voters: Tsaiah, MacDougall

Polo
0
No votes


Voters: None

Boxing
3
7%


Voters: abyssum, ColinIsCool, MacDougall

MMA
1
2%


Voters: MacDougall

Track
1
2%


Voters: RobotNerd277

Tennis
4
10%


Voters: M Plus 7, MacDougall, JaggedJimmyJay, RobotNerd277

"E-Sports" (For people who aren't playing, because League of Legends is not a fucking athletic event)
7
17%


Voters: Quin, Epignosis, novaselinenever, dunya, sprityo, Dragon D. Luffy, juliets


Total votes: 42
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:16 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 0]

Atlanta scored ten runs tonight, and I loaded up on them. Too bad their pitcher sucked against the pathetic Miami Marlins. :rolleyes:

It is now Day 1. You have 48 hours to lynch someone.
by Epignosis
Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:21 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 0]

I have $910 in play tonight.

I'm winning $911.

A dollar.


by Epignosis
Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:29 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 0]

ColinIsCool wrote: Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:13 pm Did I use whom correctly there, Epignosis? It sounds wrong.
You absolutely fucked that up. "Who" is a subject. "Whom" is an object.

The best way to remember this is to boil your sentence down to its basics:

"I won't be voting for anybody whom is new."

Take out the extra stuff. "Whom is new."

Change the "Whom" to another objective pronoun. "Him is new."

You sound dumb, right?

Who = he
Whom = him

"I won't be voting for anybody who is new."

"Who is new?"

"HE is new!"

Tada.

Go forth and impress your friends.
by Epignosis
Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:09 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
Replies: 4032
Views: 68750

Re: DFS Mafia [Day 0]

M Plus 7 wrote: Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:05 am
Damn fucking straight.
I don't know if any of us are if this list is the case. :scared:
by Epignosis
Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:12 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
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Re: DFS Mafia [Day 0]

Sloonei wrote: Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:10 pm Chris Tillman is with the Rangers’ organization now.

This post can’t be both non-player blue and pedantic pink, I’m sorry.
That makes me smarter than people who work for the Texas Rangers then, doesn't it?
by Epignosis
Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:11 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
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Re: DFS Mafia [Day 0]

Relevant information has been sent to all contestants. If you are a contestant and you did not get a PM, let me know privately. If all rosters are in within the next 23 hours, I will begin the Day 1 tomorrow night instead.
by Epignosis
Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:55 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
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Re: DFS Mafia [Day 0]

Tennis is ping pong played on the table. -George Carlin.

It's added now, so leave me alone. I'm not adding gymnastics.
by Epignosis
Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:45 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
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Re: DFS Mafia [Day 0]

This is a closed setup.
by Epignosis
Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:35 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
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Re: DFS Mafia [Day 0]

And since I picked on Tillman, I'll use the Orioles' color.

Day 0 has begun. It will end in 48 hours (10:30pm EST).

Use this time to check in, practice using the poll feature, formulate suspicions, and discuss how pissed you are that Jake Arrieta couldn't even friggin handle the Padres today. Damn!
by Epignosis
Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:31 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
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Re: DFS Mafia [Day 0]

Things that can get you penalties, errors, yellowcards, or ejections:

1. Role-claiming, info-dumping, and lying are all permitted. Reproducing or referencing private messages from the Host is not.
2. Roles, abilities, alignments and whatever else have been randomly determined.
3. No illegal BTSC.
4. No double-targeting.
5. No editing or deleting of posts.
6. If you are dead, please post off-topic using dead red.
7. If you are not dead but posting off-topic, please use off-topic green.
8. If you are not a participant but post off-topic, please use non-player blue.
9. If there is an issue or if you are angry, please PM the umpire on duty, Golden, who is no longer with the Korean league.
10. Votes are changeable until the deadline.
11. Always stack against Chris Tillman.

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by Epignosis
Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:59 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]
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DFS Mafia [ENDGAME]

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Daily Fantasy Mafia

For those unfamiliar with Daily Fantasy Sports, the concept is simple: You select real life athletes from any teams in a given league while staying under a salary cap, and you compete with other contestants based on those athletes' performances in a given day. In this game, spectators will be drafting players as part of their own individual teams, hoping to score enough points to beat all the other spectators (henceforth called "Contestants").

If you sign up as a Player, be aware that before the game begins, you will be assigned a salary largely based on a formula, and you will not know your salary until endgame. Your assigned salary in no way reflects what I think of you as a person or player. The salary will also not be entirely based on the formula, because I will apply a second formula that introduces a bit of "noise" into the salary, reflecting my experience with the industry's algorithms not catching up to a certain athlete's recent production / injuries / or other factors. The bottom line is this: If you sign up for this, don't take your salary personally, and don't take how many times you were drafted personally. This is a game. Two games, really.

If you sign up as a Contestant, you will receive a player list with each individual's respective salaries. You will also receive a salary cap. You will have 48 hours (Day 0) to put together your roster. You must draft the required number of players- no more, no fewer. Everyone will have the same number of players. You may change your lineup at any time during Day 0, but once Day 1 begins, you cannot change anything (we call this "lock"). At lock, you will learn who is a civilian and who is mafia. As the game progresses, the players will accrue points or lose points based on the outcomes of each phase. Additionally, you will have a chatzy to comment on the game as it goes on, but at no point may you advise players of any aspect of the game, whether it's their salary or what's being said about them in the chat. The contestant with the highest number of fantasy points at endgame wins as an independent.

The game is for fifteen players, but an unlimited number of contestants are welcome. Feel free to ask any questions to clear up misunderstandings.

Players

[mention]abyssum[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]ColinIsCool[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]DharmaHelper[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]Infected_alien8_[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]JaggedJimmyJay[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]Kylemii[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]Lunalee[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]MacDougall[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]Marmot[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]M Plus 7[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]RobotNerd277[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]Russtifinko[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]sprityo[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]Tsaiah[/mention] -- ISO
[mention]Turnip Head[/mention] -- ISO


Contestants

[mention]Dragon D. Luffy[/mention]
[mention]dunya[/mention]
[mention]Elohcin[/mention]
[mention]juliets[/mention]
[mention]novaselinenever[/mention]
[mention]nutella[/mention]
[mention]Quin[/mention]
[mention]Simon[/mention]
[mention]Sloonei[/mention]
[mention]speedchuck[/mention]

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