The Syndicate

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 10:20 pm**

Here's the drill, gang.

During the Day
You are trying to lynch The Smiter.
You're also trying to be funny, so that The Smiter won't smite you next.
You're also trying to be funny to impress the God of Funny.

At Night
You are trying not to get killed. Which generally means being funny.
There's also a chance that you will become the new Smiter.

A Person
Bea
Boogs
Epignosis
Fingersplints
Insertnamehere
Lizzy
Metalmarsh89
Russtifinko
Vompatti

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 10:21 pm**

first lol yolo

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 10:31 pm**

Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 10:32 pm**

Boogs wrote:Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.

Which was especially odd considering you're a male.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 10:33 pm**

insertnamehere wrote:
Boogs wrote:Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.
Which was especially odd considering you're a male.

Mmmm tell me about it. That was a hard one to explain to BF.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 10:36 pm**

Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Boogs wrote:Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.
Which was especially odd considering you're a male.
Mmmm tell me about it. That was a hard one to explain to BF.

Hey, that's my nickname for my dildo too!

(I'm just seeing how far I can go here...)

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:03 pm**

While we're waiting for people to check in, please vote in the poll to offer a tribute to your God of Funny.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:05 pm**

I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:06 pm**

insertnamehere wrote:I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.

Cats like me can't use dildos

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:06 pm**

Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.
Cats like me can't use dildos

I know from experience that they can.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:09 pm**

By the way, I have a super secret special strategy for this game.

Every single day, I'll use a different kind of humor. So, each contestant is bound to at least like one style of comedy that I do, right?

If you didn't guess, today is perverted gross out humor day. For all of you sick bastards out there.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:11 pm**

insertnamehere wrote:
Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.
Cats like me can't use dildos
I know from experience that they can.

Hmmm I need some tips then.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:12 pm**

Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.
Cats like me can't use dildos
I know from experience that they can.
Hmmm I need some tips then.

The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:15 pm**

insertnamehere wrote:
Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.
Cats like me can't use dildos
I know from experience that they can.
Hmmm I need some tips then.
The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:16 pm**

Epignosis wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.
Stop being a pussy.

Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:19 pm**

insertnamehere wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.
Stop being a pussy.
Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

I think you missed the joke I made. I shan't make many of them, especially if you're going to channel Bob Saget.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:21 pm**

Epignosis wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.
Stop being a pussy.
Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.
I think you missed the joke I made. I shan't make many of them, especially if you're going to channel Bob Saget.

Obviously, you missed the meta-joke I had made. You see, I only pretended to not understand what you meant, in order to create "humor"'

hu·mor
[hyoo-mer or, often, yoo-]
noun
1.
a comic, absurd, or incongruous quality causing amusement: the humor of a situation.
2.
the faculty of perceiving what is amusing or comical: He is completely without humor.
3.
an instance of being or attempting to be comical or amusing; something humorous: The humor in his joke eluded the audience.
4.
the faculty of expressing the amusing or comical: The author's humor came across better in the book than in the movie.
5.
comical writing or talk in general; comical books, skits, plays, etc.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:51 pm**

Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Boogs wrote:Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.
Which was especially odd considering you're a male.
Mmmm tell me about it. That was a hard one to explain to BF.

Well, since you are still engaged, I'm guessing you didn't scare him straight so everything worked out in the end...

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:52 pm**

bea wrote:
Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Boogs wrote:Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.
Which was especially odd considering you're a male.
Mmmm tell me about it. That was a hard one to explain to BF.
Well, since you are still engaged, I'm guessing you didn't scare him straight so everything worked out in the end...

Oddly enough, he was into it.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2014 11:53 pm**

insertnamehere wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.
Stop being a pussy.
Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

I tend to prefer my dildos on the nice side too.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:04 am**

bea wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.
Stop being a pussy.
Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.
I tend to prefer my dildos on the nice side too.

A fellow kitty to show me how to use it. Should we use the catnip infused one Bea, or the Anus 'n Bits one I bought us?

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:08 am**

Boogs wrote:
bea wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.
Stop being a pussy.
Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.
I tend to prefer my dildos on the nice side too.
A fellow kitty to show me how to use it. Should we use the catnip infused one Bea, or the Anus 'n Bits one I bought us?

Horse size or stop wasting our time.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 4:26 am**

Boogs wrote:
bea wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.
Stop being a pussy.
Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.
I tend to prefer my dildos on the nice side too.
A fellow kitty to show me how to use it. Should we use the catnip infused one Bea, or the Anus 'n Bits one I bought us?

Kitty Krak flavored plzktkz!

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 4:43 am**

BEA!

I'll go with Edwina's horse sized strap-on. 'Tis dispensable.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 5:43 am**

frozen pizza k

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 8:22 am**

I voted A SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!11111
It seemed the most exciting... plus I like the random ones at the end

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 8:44 am**

Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 11:41 am**

insertnamehere wrote:Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.

Until the batteries die

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:13 pm**

Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:14 pm**

Vompatti wrote:Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:15 pm**

Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.
Until the batteries die

Actually that is when they turn into dildos.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:15 pm**

A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?
I'm not having that conversatoin again

I mean. Battery. I only said magnet because I ¨'m durnk.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:17 pm**

Vompatti wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?
I'm not having that conversatoin again
I mean. Battery. I only said magnet because I ¨'m durnk.

Oh, that makes marginally more sense.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:17 pm**

A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?
I'm not having that conversatoin again

I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:18 pm**

Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?
I'm not having that conversatoin again
I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.

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Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:19 pm**

Vompatti wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?
I'm not having that conversatoin again
I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.
woueldul oyoyuloublieemiveivie ifiuyf ilfdl iyutiyiotil uiltyuio yoiyuio uo i woudldnd'tm imdinnid ia hhauivnvinig aoncocnninirnierivaitraisiaionit iifwitih oy ui ifi fy oif mkwno nwkwn hwhahti m eman. m,q.,q.mq.

i would k

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:20 pm**

Lizzy wrote:
Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.
Until the batteries die
Actually that is when they turn into dildos.

Now i'm curious about what you would call them, because some vibrators are dildos, but not all dildos are vibrators.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:20 pm**

Lizzy wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?
I'm not having that conversatoin again
I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.
woueldul oyoyuloublieemiveivie ifiuyf ilfdl iyutiyiotil uiltyuio yoiyuio uo i woudldnd'tm imdinnid ia hhauivnvinig aoncocnninirnierivaitraisiaionit iifwitih oy ui ifi fy oif mkwno nwkwn hwhahti m eman. m,q.,q.mq.
i would k

omg k

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:20 pm**

Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?
I'm not having that conversatoin again
I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.

Yesterday vomps said the ark was a magnet and that was how it could shock people

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:21 pm**

A Person wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.
Until the batteries die
Actually that is when they turn into dildos.
Now i'm curious about what you would call them, because some vibrators are dildos, but not all dildos are vibrators.

ture

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:21 pm**

A Person wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?
I'm not having that conversatoin again
I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.
Yesterday vomps said the ark was a magnet and that was how it could shock people

i emant a batery yesterday too ,

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:22 pm**

A Person wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?
I'm not having that conversatoin again
I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.
Yesterday vomps said the ark was a magnet and that was how it could shock people

tuer butt meose didn't aveh an akrk

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:22 pm**

buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:23 pm**

phy ou mean the akrr of the conevemanemt q.m.

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:24 pm**

i dodok kkk :OOoo

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:25 pm**

Vompatti wrote:buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets

it was a manannna machine that ran on baterhea

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:27 pm**

Lizzy wrote:
Vompatti wrote:buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets
it was a manannna machine that ran on baterhea

the aliens told Moseus to make it into a batterery so that peopoele who wioudl touch it weoudl get an eellctritric shock

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:28 pm**

Vompatti wrote:buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets

i'm pretty sure even early batteries were chemical

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:28 pm**

Vompatti wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
Vompatti wrote:buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets
it was a manannna machine that ran on baterhea
the aliens told Moseus to make it into a batterery so that peopoele who wioudl touch it weoudl get an eellctritric shock

tire btut thep eeopeol wear hungary in the deserst ane they neefed a mnaann machinee k

Posted: **Tue May 06, 2014 12:32 pm**

A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets
i'm pretty sure even early batteries were chemical

i'm not sure butt i think it had some kind of liquid in it possibily merrcurry k

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