[POKER] Avant-Garde Mafia 2

#301

Epignosis wrote:Sorry, was feeling up on mah woman.

LOL

No worries.

#302

Epignosis wrote:Sorry, was feeling up on mah woman.

At the table, come on man!!

#303

#304

#305

eh, all in!

#306

Mr. Droopy Cash wrote:
Epignosis wrote:Sorry, was feeling up on mah woman.
At the table, come on man!!

It's called "Action."

#307

#308

Mr. Droopy Cash wrote:eh, all in!

This is a raise to 24 chips.

#309

MovingPictures07 wrote:
Mr. Droopy Cash wrote:eh, all in!
This is a raise to 24 chips.

Oh, I thought I was going to have to spend some serious chips :/ Good to know it's only a pedestrian 24 :P

#310

Call.

#311

I'm broke! Leave me alone!! My cash is Droopy! haha

#312

P.S I call.

#313

#314

Call.

#315

Wow. Okay, the pot is up to 188 chips before the flop, lol.

Aaaaaaaaand FLOP:
3 Diamonds
8 Spades
5 Hearts

DH, you're up.

#316

50 chips.

#317

I'm all in.

#318

Epignosis wrote:I'm all in.

This is 239 chips to be precise.

#319

#320

Fold.

#321

#322

Thanks for making my life complicated, guys.

#323

Lol! You're welcome!

#324

By my calculations, I already have second place on lockdown, so.... fold.

#325

If you need assistance, let me know- I have been playing poker since I was 12.

#326

It's 10pm EST. Since the hand isn't finished, the house wins all the chips! Congrats MP! ...typical Mafia dealers!

#327

Then again, you're an accountant. Show us your skills, bitch.

#328

Epignosis wrote:Then again, you're an accountant. Show us your skills, bitch.

I love you!!! Hahaha!!!!

#329

Pot 1 - 188 chips (before flop)
Pot 2 - 118 chips (up through reywaS)
Pot 3 - 121 chips (up through Epignosis)

Will post the turn and the river shortly.

#330

Mr. Droopy Cash:
5 Spades
10 Diamonds

reywaS:
K Spades
J Clubs

Epignosis:
4 Diamonds
9 Hearts

Turn and river to follow!

#331

Mr. Droopy Cash wrote:
Epignosis wrote:Then again, you're an accountant. Show us your skills, bitch.
I love you!!! Hahaha!!!!

So that's you he was feeling up on. Mystery solved.

#332

Turn:
2 Clubs

River:
2 Diamonds

#333

DharmaHelper wrote:
Mr. Droopy Cash wrote:
Epignosis wrote:Then again, you're an accountant. Show us your skills, bitch.
I love you!!! Hahaha!!!!
So that's you he was feeling up on. Mystery solved.

Well...that explains the hairy legs.

#334

LOL, now I'm pretty sure this means Mr. Droopy Cash gets Pot 1 (with best hand), reywaS gets Pot 2, and Epignosis gets Pot 3. Correct me if I'm wrong.

#335

You're wrong. DP gets all pots.

#336

I dunno enough about poker to confirm nor deny, but I believe I've just won 1st place.

#337

Holy shit I won some of my chips back!

#338

Do what you want. You always do.

#339

There should have only been 2 pots. Epignosis should have gotten back the difference between what he and I had when I called his all in.

#340

Droopy could only win double what he started with plus the chips the host put in....I should have won everything else.

#341

Shhh.

#342

reywaS wrote:There should have only been 2 pots. Epignosis should have gotten back the difference between what he and I had when I called his all in.

You're right, your hand was better than Robert's, so this is valid. I've got it now. Results coming shortly!

#343

The chip results are as follows:

DharmaHelper - 237 chips
reywaS - 236 chips
birdwithteeth11 - 222 chips
insertnamehere - 208 chips
Mr. Droopy Cash - 188 chips
DisgruntledPorcupine - 185 chips
Epignosis - 124 chips

Thanks to everyone for participating!!!

#344

1 chip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#345

Excellent addition to your signature.

#346

What can I buy with my chips!?!

#347

#348

Thanks MP for this event, and thanks everyone for playing.

Which version of poker should be played for the final few hours?