The Polka Heist [GAME OVER]

[MacDougall]

Why does he need you dead so badly? You're not even bothering to humour the notion that he's scum.

And as I mentioned. You dying makes an Epi lynch that much more feasible. Not just for reasons I said but also for reasons you just pointed out.

If you wish to not even entertain my argument based on such a flimsy premise I dunno why I am bothering.

He doesn’t need me dead. But on Day 4 he pushed very aggressively to get me lynched, so it’s evident that he wanted me dead.

So you are removing Epi from suspicion because on day 4 he made some posts suspecting you which indicates if he was scum he'd have killed you already?

Do you not see how absurd of a reason that is?

If Epi is scum and they had better kill targets than you why would he not put suspicion on you? Are you suggesting that for Epi to be scum he must avoid suspecting you?

It's all just bad logic imo. He's a massive red flag for me. As I said if you decide to remove me please look there.

Hey Mac.

Why not look at Tony's treatment of me and my treatment of Tony and see if we're teammates?

That might help you a little bit.

You are absolutely spewing that you know I am a townie with this post.

I don't have the time to do what you request sadly. I have to leave in a few mins and won't return.

[Sloonei]

What was tony’s strategy, mac?

[MacDougall]

What was tony’s strategy, mac?

In my view. The initial strategy after Creatures death was simply to not cast any needless suspicion on the other teammate. Town read the players too hard to case and kill through that list. Keep a wide POE with the rest, maintain valid suspicions on everyone lynchable but never be the primary antagonist of any particular townie so as to not draw out needless conflict and pivot to piggybacking bad town built cases to contribute to successful mislynches.

Of course with missed night kills and good town analysis at times this strategy may or probably was altered to "bus me daddy".

I still think you need to read my ISO and look at how I dealt with Tony comparative to other players. If I am scum here my strategy would be to do as I am accusing TSP and Epi to have done.

I have to leave now. Hopefully I can make a couple more hail Mary posts but if I die please take time to reread me with fixed knowledge of my alignment.

[MacDougall]

I believe LC, Sig and Wilgy have been dealt similarly to me. Michelle just reeks town rationality and I believe she'd be pushing my lynch today if she was scum. DDL has not as good deductions as Michelle but his goal seems pro town to me. I feel like the POE is you two but nobody else agrees so here I am an apparent scum deciding that taking Sloonei and Epi on today is the smart move.

[Epignosis]

Why does he need you dead so badly? You're not even bothering to humour the notion that he's scum.

And as I mentioned. You dying makes an Epi lynch that much more feasible. Not just for reasons I said but also for reasons you just pointed out.

If you wish to not even entertain my argument based on such a flimsy premise I dunno why I am bothering.

He doesn’t need me dead. But on Day 4 he pushed very aggressively to get me lynched, so it’s evident that he wanted me dead.

So you are removing Epi from suspicion because on day 4 he made some posts suspecting you which indicates if he was scum he'd have killed you already?

Do you not see how absurd of a reason that is?

If Epi is scum and they had better kill targets than you why would he not put suspicion on you? Are you suggesting that for Epi to be scum he must avoid suspecting you?

It's all just bad logic imo. He's a massive red flag for me. As I said if you decide to remove me please look there.

Hey Mac.

Why not look at Tony's treatment of me and my treatment of Tony and see if we're teammates?

That might help you a little bit.

You are absolutely spewing that you know I am a townie with this post.

I don't have the time to do what you request sadly. I have to leave in a few mins and won't return.

While you're at it, look up the word "absolutely."

[Michelle]

I'm going to vote for Mac. He'll probably vote for me in return, but whatcha gonna do? [VOTE: Mac] aubergine

Why? I felt that you were one of the reasonable ones. Timing makes me think you're getting a head start on self preservation. Nerves?

I am not scum LC. Your vote should not be here.

We know you're not scum LC. You're scum Mac.

No I am an ordinary member of the townsfolk.

How many maximum vanillas are in this game?

[Sloonei]

I'm going to vote for Mac. He'll probably vote for me in return, but whatcha gonna do? [VOTE: Mac] aubergine

Why? I felt that you were one of the reasonable ones. Timing makes me think you're getting a head start on self preservation. Nerves?

I am not scum LC. Your vote should not be here.

We know you're not scum LC. You're scum Mac.

No I am an ordinary member of the townsfolk.

How many maximum vanillas are in this game?

Heists allow for "a maximum of 3 non-vanilla roles." Since we have two non-vanilla flips already, there should only be one more power role left. Everyone else should be vanilla.

[Sloonei]

I have reason to eliminate everyone from my POE except for Mac.
I also have ample reason to suspect Mac independent of process of elimination.
It is entirely possible I'm wrong. But nothing I've seen so far has compelled me to move from this position.

[Michelle]

I've decided the order that I would like to consume corpses as follows: Sig, Michelle, then LC.

Are we in agreement?

what?

[Michelle]

i think i will accept that the sudden activity today means self preservation.
Of course is a heavy moment for me.
I will try to catch up and vote until :20

[Michelle]

*Not LC, Mac. Silly me.

this isn't any better -_-

[Long Con]

Sorry I haven't been around, I'm playing in a magic card tournament tonight I will say that I tend to bus my teammates soon as possible when I'm dead, and that's it's not something that has happened this game at all.

[Long Con]

Sorry, that should read when I'm bad, not when I'm dead. I'm voice to texting in between rounds.

[Sloonei]

I have a MTG tournament to get to. Might be able to check in, but some thoughts on EOD:
Voting for DDL. That’s all on thoughts. I don’t mind a dizzy or LC Lynch, but dizzy has a high participation rate which is good for the game and I think I can read LC pretty well and I don’t have any real thoughts about him right now.

Sorry I haven't been around, I'm playing in a magic card tournament tonight I will say that I tend to bus my teammates soon as possible when I'm dead, and that's it's not something that has happened this game at all.

Spoiler: show

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Very nice! Great to still see you around, Mr Sloon. I was afraid it would go quiet after tonight.

Translation:

"Fucking damn it! What the hell?

I thought the same.

[VOTE: LC] aubergine

[Sloonei]

Sorry I haven't been around, I'm playing in a magic card tournament tonight I will say that I tend to bus my teammates soon as possible when I'm dead, and that's it's not something that has happened this game at all.

Sorry, that should read when I'm bad, not when I'm dead. I'm voice to texting in between rounds.

Spoiler: show

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Ok heres the deal Sloonei's analysis on Mac is fantastic and I agree Mac looks terrible re:TSP.

Also following Sloonei has been the default winning strategy in this game.

But LC is my Day 1 suspect. It's destiny, man.

And the day I decide to silence my gut to just obey what the town leader said you can delete my TS account.

[Epignosis]

Too much I say.

[Sloonei]

I don't hate voting for LC. He's comfortably my second choice.

[Michelle]

Yea that looks like an unnecessary excuse

[Michelle]

[VOTE: Long Con] aubergine

[Epignosis]

I have reason to eliminate everyone from my POE except for Mac.
I also have ample reason to suspect Mac independent of process of elimination.
It is entirely possible I'm wrong. But nothing I've seen so far has compelled me to move from this position.

If I am understanding this correctly:

What absolves Michelle?

What absolves Wilgy?

[Michelle]

He sheeped Sloonei without much thoughts.

[Michelle]

I have reason to eliminate everyone from my POE except for Mac.
I also have ample reason to suspect Mac independent of process of elimination.
It is entirely possible I'm wrong. But nothing I've seen so far has compelled me to move from this position.

If I am understanding this correctly:

What absolves Michelle?

What absolves Wilgy?

Wilgy is too wolfy to be a wolf, i reached that conclusion. That post with consuming... etc I quoted is atrocious for a wolf who wants to live.
I am just a villager searching for truth.

[Michelle]

i see we have 10 mins more in the day i hope to not fell asleep until then

[Sloonei]

I have reason to eliminate everyone from my POE except for Mac.
I also have ample reason to suspect Mac independent of process of elimination.
It is entirely possible I'm wrong. But nothing I've seen so far has compelled me to move from this position.

If I am understanding this correctly:

What absolves Michelle?

What absolves Wilgy?

I like the direction of Michelle's posts. I can see a clear progression of reads when I read her. Though I'll admit she's the only player I have not looked at for association with Tony, so maybe I should. But I don't feel like it.
Wilgy had some interactions with tony that suggested to me that they're not teammates. It's buried buried somewhere in my ISO.

[Epignosis]

I have reason to eliminate everyone from my POE except for Mac.
I also have ample reason to suspect Mac independent of process of elimination.
It is entirely possible I'm wrong. But nothing I've seen so far has compelled me to move from this position.

If I am understanding this correctly:

What absolves Michelle?

What absolves Wilgy?

Wilgy is too wolfy to be a wolf, i reached that conclusion. That post with consuming... etc I quoted is atrocious for a wolf who wants to live.
I am just a villager searching for truth.

Hi Michelle.

Meet Dr. Wilgy.

[Epignosis]

I have reason to eliminate everyone from my POE except for Mac.
I also have ample reason to suspect Mac independent of process of elimination.
It is entirely possible I'm wrong. But nothing I've seen so far has compelled me to move from this position.

If I am understanding this correctly:

What absolves Michelle?

What absolves Wilgy?

I like the direction of Michelle's posts. I can see a clear progression of reads when I read her. Though I'll admit she's the only player I have not looked at for association with Tony, so maybe I should. But I don't feel like it.
Wilgy had some interactions with tony that suggested to me that they're not teammates. It's buried buried somewhere in my ISO.

I thought the latter was sig or DDL. Or both.

[Sloonei]

I have reason to eliminate everyone from my POE except for Mac.
I also have ample reason to suspect Mac independent of process of elimination.
It is entirely possible I'm wrong. But nothing I've seen so far has compelled me to move from this position.

If I am understanding this correctly:

What absolves Michelle?

What absolves Wilgy?

I like the direction of Michelle's posts. I can see a clear progression of reads when I read her. Though I'll admit she's the only player I have not looked at for association with Tony, so maybe I should. But I don't feel like it.
Wilgy had some interactions with tony that suggested to me that they're not teammates. It's buried buried somewhere in my ISO.

I thought the latter was sig or DDL. Or both.

all three of them

[Michelle]

I have reason to eliminate everyone from my POE except for Mac.
I also have ample reason to suspect Mac independent of process of elimination.
It is entirely possible I'm wrong. But nothing I've seen so far has compelled me to move from this position.

If I am understanding this correctly:

What absolves Michelle?

What absolves Wilgy?

Wilgy is too wolfy to be a wolf, i reached that conclusion. That post with consuming... etc I quoted is atrocious for a wolf who wants to live.
I am just a villager searching for truth.

Hi Michelle.

Meet Dr. Wilgy.

he is always like this?

[Epignosis]

I have reason to eliminate everyone from my POE except for Mac.
I also have ample reason to suspect Mac independent of process of elimination.
It is entirely possible I'm wrong. But nothing I've seen so far has compelled me to move from this position.

If I am understanding this correctly:

What absolves Michelle?

What absolves Wilgy?

Wilgy is too wolfy to be a wolf, i reached that conclusion. That post with consuming... etc I quoted is atrocious for a wolf who wants to live.
I am just a villager searching for truth.

Hi Michelle.

Meet Dr. Wilgy.

he is always like this?

I ignore Wilgy unless I have either a solid reason to vote for him or no reason to vote for anybody else. That's my approach.

[Sloonei]

Wilgy & Tony

[Long Con]

No

[Epignosis]

I have reason to eliminate everyone from my POE except for Mac.
I also have ample reason to suspect Mac independent of process of elimination.
It is entirely possible I'm wrong. But nothing I've seen so far has compelled me to move from this position.

If I am understanding this correctly:

What absolves Michelle?

What absolves Wilgy?

I like the direction of Michelle's posts. I can see a clear progression of reads when I read her. Though I'll admit she's the only player I have not looked at for association with Tony, so maybe I should. But I don't feel like it.
Wilgy had some interactions with tony that suggested to me that they're not teammates. It's buried buried somewhere in my ISO.

I thought the latter was sig or DDL. Or both.

all three of them

All right then.

I think Long Con is the right lynch today.

[Sloonei]

[VOTE: Long Con] aubergine for vote consolidation and I desperately want to tout the "Magic Tournament tell" as a legitimate thing.

[DrWilgy]

Why does he need you dead so badly? You're not even bothering to humour the notion that he's scum.

And as I mentioned. You dying makes an Epi lynch that much more feasible. Not just for reasons I said but also for reasons you just pointed out.

If you wish to not even entertain my argument based on such a flimsy premise I dunno why I am bothering.

He doesn’t need me dead. But on Day 4 he pushed very aggressively to get me lynched, so it’s evident that he wanted me dead.

This.

TSP/Sloonei is not W/W. If they are both wolf, then by virtue if how good their distancing was, I no longer give a fuck.

I’m talking about epi here

Partial context I guess. Was speed reeding and thought I saw Mac hop back on that Sloondog is bad boat.

[Sloonei]

i want the record to show that i just tried to switch back to macdougall for no reason other than a wack-ass paranoia that is ingrained in me from my early days as a mafia player.

[DrWilgy]

I have reason to eliminate everyone from my POE except for Mac.
I also have ample reason to suspect Mac independent of process of elimination.
It is entirely possible I'm wrong. But nothing I've seen so far has compelled me to move from this position.

If I am understanding this correctly:

What absolves Michelle?

What absolves Wilgy?

Wilgy is too wolfy to be a wolf, i reached that conclusion. That post with consuming... etc I quoted is atrocious for a wolf who wants to live.
I am just a villager searching for truth.

Hi Michelle.

Meet Dr. Wilgy.

Yee

[G-Man]

CONFESSIONS PART III

Another file was led forward from the crowd. With a tear in his eye, he addressed his peers.

"I love all of you hurt by the cold," he said.

"We don't love you," someone shouted back. "You're a killer!"

"You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang; blame, blame, blame," the file said, shaking his head.

"Yeah, well, they're blaming you," Detective Byte said. "What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Do you have the time," the file started, turning to the crowd again, "to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once? I am one of those melodramatic fools. Neurotic to the bone- no doubt about it."

"No whining, son," Sergeant Bit said. "You owe us an explanation."

"I don't owe you anything! I don't owe you anything!"

"You don't have to be a tough guy about it," Bit whispered in the file's ear. "Be real with us here at the end."

"Help me!" the file cried. "I broke apart my insides. Help me! I've got no soul to sell."

"There you go," Byte said. He patted the file on the back as it broke down.

"My whole existence is flawed."

"And all this violence didn't help you, did it?" Bit asked.

"Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage," the file wept.

"Now let's drown this rat!" someone shouted. Bit and Byte raised their deletion guns.

"Soy un perdedor," the file said, raising his hands into the air. "I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?"

And so they did.

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LONG CON WAS DELETED.

HE WAS "THE ALTERNATIVE POLKA"- A VANILLA MAFIOSO.

IT IS NOW NIGHT 6.

[Sloonei]

game ain't over.

[Epignosis]

[G-Man]

game ain't over.

[G-Man]

GOOD OLD DAYS

Sergeant Bit crouched low and inspected The Alternative Polka's source code. He waved his apprentice over.

"Look here," Bit said. "This is what we've been looking for."

"I'm still learning how to read messy source code, sir," Byte replied. "What am I looking at?"

"Right here is a strand of code that tells us everything. It shows his file structure and connections. He was linked to two other files- The Bohemian Polka and Polka Face."

"No other connections?"

"None. It's over, kid."

"We can get out of here now?"

"Yep," Bit said. He radioed into CPU HQ and the quarantine was listed. "But you know," he said, "I think I'm starting to like it here."

"Not me," said Bit. "I smells like Nirvana and the residents are little more than a lame claim to fame."

"Everything you know is wrong," Bit chided. "You young files all want the glitz and glamor. You don't have time for these quaint, good-natured files."

"You're a nice guy, sir," Byte said, "but you're behind the times. It's all about the Pentiums, baby."

Sergeant Byte and Detective Bit playfully argued all the way back to HQ. They had a report to file.

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THE GAME IS OVER. THE CIVVIES HAVE SOLVED THE POLKA HEIST!

[G-Man]

THE POLKA HEIST

THE PLAYERS:

Dom- "The Hamilton Polka" (VANILLA CIVVIE)
Dragon D. Luffy- "Polka Your Eyes Out" (VANILLA CIVVIE)
DrWilgy- "Hooked on Polkas" (VANILLA CIVVIE)
Dyslexicon- "Polkas on 45" (VANILLA CIVVIE)
Epignosis- "Polka Power!" (VANILLA CIVVIE)
MacDougall- "Polkarama!" (VANILLA CIVVIE)
Michelle (bimbo)- "Angry White Boy Polka" (VANILLA CIVVIE)
novaselinenever (Sorsha)- "The North Korea Polka" (VANILLA CIVVIE)
Sloonei- "Now That's What I Call Polka!" (VANILLA CIVVIE)
timmer- "Polka Party!" (VANILLA CIVVIE)

sig- "Polkamon" (SEMI-LIMITED CIVVIE ROLEBLOCKER)
Quin- "The Hot Rocks Polka" (SEMI-LIMITED CIVVIE DOCTOR)


Creature- "Bohemian Polka" (VANILLA BADDIE)
Long Con- "The Alternative Polka" (VANILLA BADDIE)

TonyStarkPrime- "Polka Face" (SEMI-LIMITED MAFIA HITMAN)




Quin's Rolecard:

You are a semi-limited civilian doctor. You cannot protect a player a second time until all living players have been protected once (yourself excluded). You can choose to protect yourself if you wish, but it will render you vanilla for the rest of the game. You will not be told if your protection attempts go through or if they are successful. If you have a problem with that, then you can just eat it.

sig's Rolecard:

You are a semi-limited civilian blocker. You have to block blindly, meaning that you will not be told by the host if your block was successful. If you block the other civvie power role, then your power won't work the next night. You won't be told about this either. If you have a problem with that, then you can just eat it.

TonyStarkPrime's Rolecard:

You are a semi-limited Mafia hitman. At the start of the game, you will be able to break through any blocks and protections the come between you and your target if you are assigned the kill. You can only be assigned the kill again after all living mafia members have been assigned the kill. If one of your teammates is dead, you will only have 50% probability of successfully breaking through any blocks or protections the night you are assigned the kill. When both of your teammates are dead, you will become vanilla. Speaking of teams, you don't get to find out who your teammates are or communicate with them until the day the game starts. If you have a problem with that, then you can just eat it.

The mafia does not have a set leader. You will be given a chat room for your team. You will be able to interact there. Each night, someone from the team must send me a PM specifying which player you want to kill and which member of the mafia team is to carry out the kill.

[Epignosis]

[Epignosis]

You can just eat it.

[Sloonei]

[G-Man]

NIGHT ACTIONS:

Night 1:
-Quin protected timmer.
-sig blocked TonyStark Prime.
-The Mafia selects TonyStarkPrime to kill Quin. Because one baddie was dead already, Tony's ability to beat sig's block was determined by a coin flip. The baddies won that coin flip.

Night 2:
-sig blocks Dragon D. Luffy.
-The Mafia choose Long Con to kill Dyslexicon.

Night 3:
-sig did not submit a block request.
-The Mafia select TonyStarkPrime to kill timmer.

Night 4:
-sig blocks Sloonei.
-The Mafia fail to submit a kill request before the deadline.

Night 5:
-sig blocks Long Con.
-Long Con attempts to kill sig but is blocked.

[Sloonei]

Two games just ran their course pretty much simultaneously.

[Sloonei]

Night 4:
-sig blocks Sloonei.
-The Mafia fail to submit a kill request before the deadline.

I understand now, [mention]sig[/mention]