Modern Family Hydra Mafia [GAME END]

[Bottom Text]

c4 checking in again to say if Esooa thinks I'm wolfing here she's outed

Katze does. I haven't read any of your posts tbh. I think this is towny though

[Mana]

did Mana vote us and isn't posting in thread?

did we? I thought we were on falcon

[Bottom Text]

voted to save myself, y'all wrong

you literally have zero votes on you LMAO

[Poop Explosions]

Lol I voted Falcon then mana moved off Falcon onto BT without saying shit.

Be still my beating fart.

[Bottom Text]

voted to save myself, y'all wrong

what the fuck is this? you have zero votes?

[Mana]

oh made just out here...

[Poop Explosions]

voted to save myself, y'all wrong

Which head made this post?

[TonyStarkPlaysItCool]

voted to save myself, y'all wrong

Huh? you have zero votes

[Bottom Text]

im being self pressed by people with zero votes after claiming selfresolving

this is a real joycat moment

[Mana]

voted to save myself, y'all wrong

Which head made this post?

made made that

[Poop Explosions]

[VOTE: Mana] aubergine

[trans rights]

Oh good I see we’re back to the “intentionally make mist upset for game purposes”

Great

~mist

[Julinook]

I was kinda planning to switch back to TAT and hammer him but

Now I'm kinda stuck on poop cause idt katze is mafia lol

[TonyStarkPlaysItCool]

[VOTE: Mana] aubergine

[Poop Explosions]

voted to save myself, y'all wrong

Which head made this post?

made made that

Should have said voting to kill myself.

[trans rights]

mist do you still want to vote bottom text? maybe i'm naive but i'm tempted to switch off.

[Poop Explosions]

Oh good I see we’re back to the “intentionally make mist upset for game purposes”

Great

~mist

now what!?

[Poop Explosions]

Oh good I see we’re back to the “intentionally make mist upset for game purposes”

Great

~mist

This was written in a text editor for anyone that cares

[Bottom Text]

[VOTE: twoandthroguh] aubergine

ill vote the slot everybody has called an outted wolf all day

if we die then our legacy is "lol"

[Julinook]

Mana it is

[trans rights]

mist do you still want to vote bottom text? maybe i'm naive but i'm tempted to switch off.

idc

~mist

[Bottom Text]

Oh good I see we’re back to the “intentionally make mist upset for game purposes”

Great

~mist

I'm sorry. Didn't mean to make you upset at all. Honestly I've been busy and Katze already was turning our slot into a jester and I didn't feel like putting in work to digging us out of that so I went along with it

I hope you're doing well

[Honey & Vinegar]

@Akemi Hazelnut @Mana @trans rights @TonyStarkPlaysItCool one of you switch to pooper pls

[Akemi Hazelnut]

I’m not engaging with mac more because the argument just comes down to disagreement as to what counts as bullying out of a push

~mist

Lol not really. I am sus because you didn't react to my dumb argument in a townie way. You are giving off caught for wrong reasons vibes.

????

[trans rights]

Oh good I see we’re back to the “intentionally make mist upset for game purposes”

Great

~mist

This was written in a text editor for anyone that cares

I think your method is off

~mist

[Akemi Hazelnut]

when did mana also get 3 votes lol

[Akemi Hazelnut]

this is madness

[Honey & Vinegar]

Mana is town lmao what
How is what he did even scum indicative at all

[Mana]

i'm at work so can't really talk :/
gg ig -m

[trans rights]

I’m off for the day

ask van if you need anything

~mist

[Poop Explosions]

this is madness

I wish this was the last post of the day

[trans rights]

well anyways i don't even believe bottom text is self-resolving but it somewhat explains their play

if they don't "self-resolve" anyways it'll be obvious that they're a wolf

then again i'm getting a bad feeling they're claiming this as a 1 shot vig tho lmao.

[Poop Explosions]

Mana is town lmao what
How is what he did even scum indicative at all

So much for signing off.

[Bottom Text]

lmao at mana selfpressing into getting wagoned

sick combo

probably V just by how fast that built but shrugze

[Honey & Vinegar]

Mac is actually beyond obviously mafia

[Mana]

idk what made is up to but I think he rolled in and saw ppl voting for us in thread earlier and assumed we were in danger of being yeeted? I think?

[Bottom Text]

well anyways i don't even believe bottom text is self-resolving but it somewhat explains their play

if they don't "self-resolve" anyways it'll be obvious that they're a wolf

then again i'm getting a bad feeling they're claiming this as a 1 shot vig tho lmao.

1 shot self vig

[Poop Explosions]

Mac is actually beyond obviously mafia

I'm going to frame this post for post game so I can use it as evidence that you're can't read me for shit

[trans rights]

[VOTE: two and through] aubergine

yeah i still think this is a wolf

sorry if wrong

[Bottom Text]

im gay

[Bottom Text]

gg I was maf

[TwoAndThrough]

gg I was maf

Me too.

[dunya]

Final Vote Count:

Spoiler: show

who should leave the family?
Poll ended at Thu May 06, 2021 1:00 am


Akemi Hazelnut
0
No votes
Voters: None
Bottom Text
4
24%
Voters: Akemi Hazelnut, Mana, trans rights, TwoAndThrough
FalconKnows
0
No votes
Voters: None
Honey & Vinegar
0
No votes
Voters: None
Julinook
0
No votes
Voters: None
Mana
3
18%
Voters: Julinook, TonyStarkPlaysItCool, Poop Explosions
Poop Explosions
0
No votes
Voters: None
The Walrus
0
No votes
Voters: None
Timsup2gettinserious
0
No votes
Voters: None
TonyStarkPlaysItCool
1
6%
Voters: The Walrus
Toopy and Binoo
0
No votes
Voters: None
trans rights
0
No votes
Voters: None
TwoAndThrough
4
24%
Voters: Timsup2gettinserious, Toopy and Binoo, Honey & Vinegar, Bottom Text
unvote
1
6%
Voters: FalconKnows
sleep
0
No votes
Voters: None
host/mod
4
24%
Voters: dunya, JaggedJimmyJay, Marmot, MacDougall

[dunya]

The family were still staring at their phones, distraught by the email that they'd just received.

Jay called for a family meeting at his place; if anyone was going to sniff the weasel out, it was him.

Sitting everyone down around the dining room table, he turned his attention to Haley first.

"Where were you last night, when we got this message?"

"Uh, last night???? I was sleeping"

"AHA! Lies! Your instagram says you were out drinking!"

"FINE! I'm a huge dork for celebrating my 21st with my family, but my mom was crazy excited to go to a bar with me, or just go to a bar. so..we went to the bar. it's just SO embarrassing to admit...right mom???"

Too late, Haley. Grandpa's onto ya.


TwoAndThrough was yeeted. They were...

~queue dramatic music~

Spoiler: show

Haley Dunphy - ??????????????????????

Spoiler: show

@Akemi Hazelnut
@Bottom Text
@FalconKnows
@Honey & Vinegar
@Julinook
@Mana
@Poop Explosions
@The Walrus
@Timsup2gettinserious
@TonyStarkPlaysItCool
@Toopy and Binoo
@trans rights

It is now Night 1. You have approx 23 hours (until 5PM EST May 6th) to send your night actions to me.

[dunya]

The family all gathered at Jay's house. He wanted to get to the bottom of that email.

Or perhaps just to goof around...

Phil tried to lighten the mood after Haley slammed the door shut and ran away screaming how everyone was going to drive her insane...

"It's like they say, sometimes God closes a door, but sometimes he closes it so hard, you can't get daughter out..."

At least Phil was saved the eyerolls when Stella came into the living room at that exact moment, whimpering to Jay...her little black eyes pleading him to follow her to Joe's room and she bit on the bottom of his pants.

Poor Joe, all before he could have shot his last shot.

@The Walrus was killed. They were...

~queue dramatic music~

Spoiler: show

You are Joe Pritchett.

Youngest son of Jay and Gloria, and half-brother to of Mitchell, Claire and Manny, Joe is the youngest of the pack. Considered subtly naughty, yet calm and oh-too-cute, he definitely has a wild side and is not afraid to snap some chicken’s necks if the need arises (literally and figuratively). He’s also got a special talent for getting Gloria into trouble with Jay…especially when money and lies are concerned!

You are a 1x Vig. You may target another player to attempt to kill them.

You are Town and win when you eliminate all Mafia.

Spoiler: show

@Akemi Hazelnut
@Bottom Text
@FalconKnows
@Honey & Vinegar
@Julinook
@Mana
@Poop Explosions
@Timsup2gettinserious
@TonyStarkPlaysItCool
@Toopy and Binoo
@trans rights

It is now Day 2. You have 48 hours (until 7.30PM EST May 8th) to vote someone out of the game! Please note: with 11 alive, it takes 6 to hammer.

[dunya]

add 200 posts to the above - that's your post limit until 6.30PM EST May 8.

[trans rights]

Hello I'm here to eat your soul

also think we flipped a wolf yesterday so thats pretty pog

~mawile

[trans rights]

so when are you resolving bottom text?

[Bottom Text]

You probably have quite a few opinions about my alignment right now, but it's important to remember one thing: you're wrong. Here's why: To start, you're completely missing the point and everything you think is actually at odds with reality when you look at our posts. In fact, you're nowhere close to being accurate. It's simple to understand when you stop for a second and actually look at our ISO. Once you open your eyes, you'll see that you are wrong about each and every one of them. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. What aBouT tHis oTher tHinG I ReAd? No. If the past is any indication of the future, not only is there no chance that you'll be right, all science suggests that you will never even come close once in your lifetime. The only way you'll ever right is to repeat everything I say, word for word to every single person you know. Until then, you're wrong, and I'm a villager.

However, because I am a villager (and lack TMI, as villagers do), I made a fatal error. You see, I claimed to be self resolving, as I thought my role worked slightly differently than it did. This is undeniable proof that I am not burdened with Too Much Information, as I'm a fucking idiot.

Us surviving the rand was due to us being destined by the powers above to be laughed at, as I must embarrassingly write this out instead of us flipping and the error being figured out by the reader. This is okay, because our alignment will be obvious when I send this post. A wolf can't write like I do. Wolves howl, I meow. As such, I will do the equivalent of revealing as an innocent child in my next line. Read carefully, you might miss it.

nya~

[Honey & Vinegar]

[VOTE: poop explosions] aubergine