Dennis
4
27%
Voters: MacDougall, Neon, Marmot, lucy
DrWilgy
0
No votes
Voters: None
fingersplints
1
7%
Voters: DrWilgy
lucy
0
No votes
Voters: None
Macdougall
4
27%
Voters: Dennis, pyxxy, Sabiplz, Seanzie
Marmot
0
No votes
Voters: None
Neon
0
No votes
Voters: None
pyxxy
0
No votes
Voters: None
Sabiplz
0
No votes
Voters: None
Seanzie
0
No votes
Voters: None
Re: Holes Mafia {Day 2}
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 12:00 am
by Scotty
End of Day 2
Dennis’ blisters had ripped open, and new blisters formed. He kept changing his grip on the shovel to try to avoid the pain. Finally, he removed his cap and held it between the shaft of his shovel and his raw hands. This helped, but digging was harder because the cap would slip and slide. The sun beat down on his unprotected head and neck.
Though he tried to convince himself otherwise, he’d been aware for a while that his piles of dirt were too close to his hole. The piles were outside his five-foot circle, but he could see he was going to run out of room. Still, he pretended otherwise and kept adding more dirt to the piles, piles that he would eventually have to move.
The problem was that when the dirt was in the ground, it was compacted. It expanded when it was excavated. The piles were a lot bigger than his hole was deep.
In the distance he could hear Macdougall lament to no one in particular, “Uhhhh I don't wanna solve the gaaaame!”
Dennis didn’t know what game Macdougall was going on about, but he paid it no mind.
He was brought back to his hole dilemma. It was either now or later. Reluctantly, he climbed up out of his hole, and once again dug his shovel into his previously dug dirt.
It was then that he noticed the slick trail of blood coming into his hole. For some reason, the fact that it was messing up his hole is what bothered him, and not that Macdougall himself lie next to his own hole, surrounded by many rocks.
Dennis shrugged. ‘I guess the other kids really didn’t like him calling them by their outside names,’ he thought. Then he continued his hole. It needed to be dug, after all.
Mr. Pendanski, a member of Mafia! Your team wins when you reach parity with town.
It Is now Night 2.
Night 2 will be slightly abbreviated to get back onto an earlier schedule and will end Thursday 1/19 at 7p Eastern.
Re: Holes Mafia {Day 3}
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 7:59 pm
by Scotty
Day 3
The walk back to camp was brutal. They walked back instead of driving because when Mr. Sir found out the kids had overwhelmingly bombarded Mr. Pendanski with a metric ton of small rocks, there was hell to pay. If walking wasn’t enough of a punishment, he snatched everyone’s shoes and shirts and sped ahead, leaving all the kids to march back in the dark. Even though some raised their voices as to the legality of the situation, it seemed Mr. Sir was taking a devious amount of mirth in this, no doubt.
Once they started moving, Stanley noticed Squid putting something on his lips. Upon closer inspection, it looked like a tube of lipstick.
“Holy smokes, where’s you get that, Squid?”
Stanley couldn’t tell in the dusk, but he was sure he saw Squid blush 4 shades of red.
“Oh, this?” Squid asked, showing off a thin metal tube with a KB on the side. “I just found it earlier. It still had lipstick in it and all!”
“So you thought you’d put it on? You’re out of your mind!” Stanley joked. Squid smacked his lips. “Nah, you’re just jealous.”
It only took 30 minutes for Squid to start sputtering and choking. ‘That lipstick really didn’t agree with him,’ Stanley thought. Squid eventually dropped in the back along the road, but no one stopped to help. This was becoming commonplace, which bothered Stanley.
Squid, town-aligned. You win when all mafia are dead!
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When they arrived back to camp after hours in the now-cold desert, Zigzag booked it straight to the showers. But the handle didn’t turn.
Mr. Sir lurked outside, chewing on fistfuls of sunflower seeds and grinning like a Cheshire Cat.
“Hey, uh, Mr. Sir, sir? Why is the water not on?”
“Water? Why do you need water any more? You made sure to cut off the one that gives you water for your holes, so we cut off the water for you here too.” He spit into the bathhouse.
“But…but we need water to live, man. You can’t do that.”
“I can do whatever I want, Pigpen.”
Zigzag scowled. “It’s Zigzag.”
Mr. Sir frowned. “Not for long. All of you boys will be Pigpen without showers.”
The rest of the boys came around the corner.
“Oh, and if you think this is over, you’re wrong,” Mr. Sir warned. “Because I’m taking from you one for one of my own. Who’s it gonna be?”
Caveman lunged at Mr. Sir, but Magnet and X-ray held him back. “You can’t do that!”
Mr. Sir turned a deep purple with rage. “Oh, CAN’T I?”
It turned silent. Mr. Sir continued, “pick one and send them to my office to get their reward.” Then he threw more seeds into his mouth, about-faced and headed to his cabin.
Everyone deflated. Then sniffed. Then parted, giving the source of the stench a 5 foot by 5 foot buffer.
And so it was that the boys sent that kid to Mr. Sir so the entire sleeping quarters didn’t become a hot lodge of body odor, which would surely kill all of them.
Armpit, town-aligned. You win when all mafia are dead!
It Is now Day 3. If you do not dig a hole today, you must dig two holes tomorrow. When choosing a plot, please do so in the same post as your vote. As a reminder, votes are NOT CHANGEABLE.
Day 3 will end in 48 hours, or whenever the last player has voted.
DrWilgy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:15 pm
Well done on Mac.
Sabi, did you just throw out those or does that come from any data related to Mac?
What do you mean
You said your scumreads are
Me
Lucy
Marmot
Neon
Minor on Pyxxy.
That's everyone except Seanzie. Do you just generally think the entire thread is scummy? Was there anything in specific related to Mac that caused this? Why is Pyxxy separate?
Re: Holes Mafia {Day 3}
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:21 pm
by Marmot
There are two wolves left, it isn't a cross
Re: Holes Mafia {Day 3}
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:22 pm
by Seanzie
Neon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:17 pm
Nobody scum reads me when I rand wolf
Everybody scum reads me when I rand town.
What a time to be alive lol
False. I scumread you every game.
Re: Holes Mafia {Day 3}
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:23 pm
by DrWilgy
Neon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:17 pm
Nobody scum reads me when I rand wolf