Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE SIX; DAY ONE}

#101

I don't wanna die. I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

#102

I'm waiting for PM's, by the way. It may be tomorrow afternoon before the next cycle begins.

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #103

what the fuck is going on

#104

At this point, I'm just waiting for PM's.

#105

insertnamehere wrote:At this point, I'm just waiting for PM's.

I sent one k

#106

Vompatti wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:At this point, I'm just waiting for PM's.
I sent one k

I didn't.

#107

"I'm just sittin' here watching the wheels go 'round and 'round."

#108

I'd like to apologize for the wait, but I literally cannot continue until I receive these PM's. My hands are tied. Hopefully the remaining cycles will be shorter than this. (You guys chose one of the longest endings.)

#109

i always choose the longest (if you know what i mean

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#110

A Person wrote:i always choose the longest (if you know what i mean )

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! I get it! It's a sex reference! You see, what Player Four just did there was make a stealthy double entendre. It's so subtle that I had to re-read it five times just to grasp the true depth and symbolism in this statement. When Player Four says "I always choose the longest (if you know what i mean)", he is talking about the size of male genitalia commonly known as the penis, or verpa in Latin. As talked about in this brief statement, Player Four is insinuating that when he chooses male sex partners, he opts in for those with longer genitalia. All this carefully hidden in an innocent seeming statement. Truly, Player Four is a master wordsmith the likes of which we have only briefly seen in human history. What new statements will he conjure up in the cheese fondue fountain that he calls his mind? I can only imagine.

#111

insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:i always choose the longest (if you know what i mean )
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! I get it! It's a sex reference! You see, what Player Four just did there was make a stealthy double entendre. It's so subtle that I had to re-read it five times just to grasp the true depth and symbolism in this statement. When Player Four says "I always choose the longest (if you know what i mean)", he is talking about the size of male genitalia commonly known as the penis, or verpa in Latin. As talked about in this brief statement, Player Four is insinuating that when he chooses male sex partners, he opts in for those with longer genitalia. All this carefully hidden in an innocent seeming statement. Truly, Player Four is a master wordsmith the likes of which we have only briefly seen in human history. What new statements will he conjure up in the cheese fondue fountain that he calls his mind? I can only imagine.

don't even get me started on cheese fondue if you know what i mean

#112

Wouldn't it be amusing if the game never ended?

#113

I suppose I can't. Not in the way I want him to.
But I don't make the rules. I simply play to my intended purpose, the same as Stanley. We're not so different, I suppose. I'll try once more to convey all this to him. I'm compelled to. I must.
Perhaps, well, maybe this time he'll see. Maybe this time.
And I tried again.

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And Stanley pushed a button. And I tried again. And Stanley pushed a button. And I tried again. And Stanley pushed-

MetalMarsh has been eliminated. He was a civilian.

T H E . E N D

#114

This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee 427. Employee 427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee 427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.

And then one day something very peculiar happened. Something that would forever change Stanley. Something he would never quite forget. He had been at his desk for nearly an hour when he realized that not one single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow. No-one had showed up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say hi. Never in all his years at the company had this happened, this complete isolation. Something was very clearly wrong. Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time. But as he came to his wits and regained his senses, he got up from his desk and stepped out of his office.

Stanley got up from his desk, and stepped out of his office.
You have up to 24 hours to make a decision.

#115

When Llama won the poll, he received a PM. That PM said that he was safe from elimination, and that he could choose someone else to save. Then that person received a PM saying the same thing. The person (s)he chose also received the same message. This continued until one person was left, and that person was Metalmarsh.

#116

how does that work if i never got a pm q.m.

#117

Would you believe me if I todl you I have no info on this poll .q-.,-

#118

Vompatti wrote:Would you believe me if I todl you I have no info on this poll .q-.,-

not anymomre

#119

Metalmarsh got what he deserved. I am leaving the office because it sucks in here.

#120

thellama73 wrote:Metalmarsh got what he deserved. I am leaving the office because it sucks in here.

I like her

#121

metalmarsh is ma homeboi <3

#122

I want to leave.

#123

Turnip Head wrote:I want to leave.

We all want to leave.

#124

thellama73 wrote:
Turnip Head wrote:I want to leave.
We all want to leave.

Thanks guys.

#125

insertnamehere wrote:
thellama73 wrote:
Turnip Head wrote:I want to leave.
We all want to leave.
Thanks guys.

You are welcome.

#126

i just realized this isn't a micro mafia game

#127

If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me / Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go / And if you leave me now, you'll take away the very heart of me / Uh uh uh uh no baby please don't go / Uh uh uh uh girl I just want you to stay

#128

I am so sorry to you all for being absentish thus far. Easter weekend is ridiculous. I'm gonna pick up the pace as best I can from here on out.

#129

Oh, and I'ma close the door.

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #130

leaving the office

#131

All of his co-workers were gone. What could it mean? Stanley decided to go to his boss's office, perhaps he had simply missed a memo.

When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.
You have up to 24 hours to make a decision, but I will end the poll when a majority is reached.

Good luck.

#132

I dislike authority, so I am staying away from the Boss' office.

#133

I'm going the opposite way that llama is, because last time we followed him somebody died.

#134

i'll go the way the turnip is heading, you never know what will turn up

#135

Turnip Head wrote:I'm going the opposite way that llama is, because last time we followed him somebody died.

Oh yeah, it's all my fault.

#136

Right door, let's roll

#137

thellama73 wrote:Metalmarsh got what he deserved. I am leaving the office because it sucks in here.

#138

A Person wrote:i'll go the way the turnip is heading, you never know what will turn up

Oh Matt, you punster.

I'm picking Left. When Pandora opened her box, many bad things were released into the world. But as she gazed deeper, she was that Hope was Left.

Let's go Left for Hope.

#139

I wodlnd't have minded opengin her box.

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #140

sliiiiiiide to the left

#141

Vompatti wrote:I wodlnd't have minded opengin her box.

her chocolate box q.m.

#142

Yet there was not a single person here either. Feeling a wave of disbelief, Stanley decided to go up to his boss's office, hoping he might find an answer there.

Coming to a staircase, Stanley walked upstairs to his boss's office.
You have up to 24 hours to make a decision.

#143

I like up and fear down more than I hate boss.

**http://www.last.fm/user/nutella23** · #144

dowwwn

#145

A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:I wodlnd't have minded opengin her box.
her chocolate box q.m.

eys k

#146

Up, up & away.

I'm a positive person.

#147

Mongoose wrote:Up, up & away.

I'm a positive person.

Me too.

#148

Vompatti wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:I wodlnd't have minded opengin her box.
her chocolate box q.m.
eys k

lick me
and i'll be yours

#149

A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:I wodlnd't have minded opengin her box.
her chocolate box q.m.
eys k
lick me
and i'll be yours

save it for nervous horse

#150

insertnamehere wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
A Person wrote:
Vompatti wrote:I wodlnd't have minded opengin her box.
her chocolate box q.m.
eys k
lick me
and i'll be yours
save it for nervous horse

it's actually an old poemo f his

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