The Syndicate

I don't like that everyone is town reading me because every game I've played recently nobody has town read me lol

I wish to be choked in a violent way and then i say NOT TODAY as i spill my period blood on their knee and they go NOOOOO BUZZFEED GIRL and i go Yeaaah bitch, science bitch

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:05 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 3:24 am

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 1:49 am

Scotty wrote: ↑Mon May 22, 2023 9:59 pm Odds any of zenon/Alison/Seanzie/tutuu are mafia?

57.8% is my guess

did u kno that 83.4% of statistics are made up on the spot

Did you no that I mostly made this one up but it was actually based on something

what is it based on

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:06 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 3:27 am

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 3:05 am

Alison wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 2:25 am

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 2:24 am Reads no
Thoughts yes

Concerns why is nobody playing

What are your thoughts?

Prince popping in to respond to that and dip is surface level wolfy but I don't really think it is especially if PJ doesn't know Tutuu and their first interaction here is that post because I might like dip and never come back if someone said that to me in my first game somewhere lol I have no clue if PJ knows tutuu and what not but I don't think he's ever played here before. To be clear I don't think Tutuu said anything egregious and knowing them it's just like Tutuu being tutuu but if I didn't have that history and that was the first post I saw i might not take it that way ya dig.

Seanzie having an early tr on me is weird and I don't like it but it's defs not AI because for like 2 months straight Sean had called me wolf day1 regardless of his alignment and incorrectly every game.

Tutuu having an early confident tr on me is... weird because I don't think tutuu has ever seen me wolf so they have nothing to compare to. Well no they hosted me as wolf but never played against it. Anyways this is fakeable for me. But tutuu does this every game with me so it's probs just tutuu indicative.

Wilgy posting opener felt weirdly stilted to me and has only done that. It's like a play on his genetic opening but it just felt...weird vibes.

Sorry this took so long I'm at work and our internet is cutting in and out tonight.

zenon don't say everything is fakeable challenge

Everything is fakeable including this post

Our friendship is not fakeable though. <3

oh no she's pocketing me this early already

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:06 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 3:31 am great game, guys. line up for comradery butt slaps

So like... wanna chat. I'm bored.

yes

what we chat about

tutuu wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:36 am I wish to be choked in a violent way and then i say NOT TODAY as i spill my period blood on their knee and they go NOOOOO BUZZFEED GIRL and i go Yeaaah bitch, science bitch

alison is going to love this post

do you guys remember when tumblr had an inside joke about clown husbandry and people would write essays and had blogs about it as if it were real

@falcon45ca ur mawm

@~Prince J~ i'm sorry for my friend's behavior pls come back

would anyone be interested in watching a youtube video with me called "rating shrek movies costumes on historical accuracy (DETAILED)" with me

I said with me twice. now I look desperate

i think scotty is like the only person I tl right now he feels so pure and fluffy

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:44 am do you guys remember when tumblr had an inside joke about clown husbandry and people would write essays and had blogs about it as if it were real

Reminds me of my grandpa at family dinner reminiscing about the war

tutuu wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:50 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:44 am do you guys remember when tumblr had an inside joke about clown husbandry and people would write essays and had blogs about it as if it were real

Reminds me of my grandpa at family dinner reminiscing about the war

How to Best Care for your Pet Clown:

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:56 am

tutuu wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:50 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:44 am do you guys remember when tumblr had an inside joke about clown husbandry and people would write essays and had blogs about it as if it were real

Reminds me of my grandpa at family dinner reminiscing about the war

How to Best Care for your Pet Clown:

Put me on a leash and walk me publicly to makw people uncomfy and when they ask you to please stop u honk my clown nose and say "beep beep"

Hey guys, I was walking my clown today, minding my own business, when someone else was walking their clown brought their clown over to say hello WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ME. Their clown was a much larger breed of clown than my own (some sort of sport/working breed I presume) while my clown is a much smaller "toy" breed. My clown HATES other clowns, as it is of the solitary variety, and began to panic (honking and throwing handkerchiefs out of its many orifices and pockets WILDLY in self defense.) It was quite the conundrum and the other owner had the nerve to be annoyed with ME and MY CLOWN for not wanting our clowns to be "friends." Completely irresponsible and UNBELIEVABLE.

tutuu wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 5:02 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:56 am

tutuu wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:50 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:44 am do you guys remember when tumblr had an inside joke about clown husbandry and people would write essays and had blogs about it as if it were real

Reminds me of my grandpa at family dinner reminiscing about the war

How to Best Care for your Pet Clown:

Put me on a leash and walk me publicly to makw people uncomfy and when they ask you to please stop u honk my clown nose and say "beep beep"

I would like to honk your clown nose but you make the beep beep noise

It took several hours of playing circus music and specialized Clown Treats (my clown is on a special diet recommended by the clown doctor due to this allergies) to properly calm him down. I'm glad my little guy is okay but the NERVE of some people. Please do not approach another clown owner on the street with your clown without asking first and checking to make sure it is okay!!! Ugh!!

Unless my clown is tutuu, in which case, please approach at any and all costs to pet her. She needs as much validation and attention as possible. You may also honk her nose, which will prompt her to wag her tell and make a beeping noise at you. The pitch of the beep will let you know how much she likes you! The higher the pitch of the beep, the more she likes you! If you're lucky, she might even perform some of the tricks I taught her, just for you. But if tutuu doesn't like you, her beeps will be deep pitched and she will growl threateningly. Don't worry, she doesn't bite; she just likes to let everyone know how she feels about them. Please back off my clown if she growls, despite her tail wagging due to the attention given. If my clown starts performing tricks for you, you are contractually obligated to watch all of them and applaud her and give her treats afterwards. I will hold you at gunpoint to ensure you treat my clown with the respect she deserves.

Lmao i loved those porscha. Ur great. So cute. Mwah

tutuu wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:36 am I wish to be choked in a violent way and then i say NOT TODAY as i spill my period blood on their knee and they go NOOOOO BUZZFEED GIRL and i go Yeaaah bitch, science bitch

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:39 am

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:05 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 3:24 am

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 1:49 am

Scotty wrote: ↑Mon May 22, 2023 9:59 pm Odds any of zenon/Alison/Seanzie/tutuu are mafia?

57.8% is my guess

did u kno that 83.4% of statistics are made up on the spot

Did you no that I mostly made this one up but it was actually based on something

what is it based on

The fact that I find 3/4ths of that group a percentage amount wolfy greater than 0%

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:40 am

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:06 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 3:27 am

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 3:05 am

Alison wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 2:25 am

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 2:24 am Reads no
Thoughts yes

Concerns why is nobody playing

What are your thoughts?

Prince popping in to respond to that and dip is surface level wolfy but I don't really think it is especially if PJ doesn't know Tutuu and their first interaction here is that post because I might like dip and never come back if someone said that to me in my first game somewhere lol I have no clue if PJ knows tutuu and what not but I don't think he's ever played here before. To be clear I don't think Tutuu said anything egregious and knowing them it's just like Tutuu being tutuu but if I didn't have that history and that was the first post I saw i might not take it that way ya dig.

Seanzie having an early tr on me is weird and I don't like it but it's defs not AI because for like 2 months straight Sean had called me wolf day1 regardless of his alignment and incorrectly every game.

Tutuu having an early confident tr on me is... weird because I don't think tutuu has ever seen me wolf so they have nothing to compare to. Well no they hosted me as wolf but never played against it. Anyways this is fakeable for me. But tutuu does this every game with me so it's probs just tutuu indicative.

Wilgy posting opener felt weirdly stilted to me and has only done that. It's like a play on his genetic opening but it just felt...weird vibes.

Sorry this took so long I'm at work and our internet is cutting in and out tonight.

zenon don't say everything is fakeable challenge

Everything is fakeable including this post

Our friendship is not fakeable though. <3

oh no she's pocketing me this early already

Is okay though because I'm town this time. I just really like having friends and I'm in a weird place emotionally lol....

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:40 am

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:06 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 3:31 am great game, guys. line up for comradery butt slaps

So like... wanna chat. I'm bored.

yes

what we chat about

Ummm you can marry one character each from every fire emblem. Go. Lol.

I dunno...

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:46 am would anyone be interested in watching a youtube video with me called "rating shrek movies costumes on historical accuracy (DETAILED)" with me

Only if we drink wine and eat cookies together while doing it uwu

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 4:47 am i think scotty is like the only person I tl right now he feels so pure and fluffy

Oh thank God someone doesn't town read me

I regret signing up for this mafia game

It is clear too me that the name has permeated the players and now everyone will low post.

Don't you people have like an 18+ Discord server or private Twitter account or something to share these thoughts on? No flame, just don't understand why you felt this was the best place to do this.

alison will love this

Big bunch of a nothing burger thread.

Tutuu please unvote the new player to TS.

Love how everyone has all these reads on day 1, I always find it quite fascinating.


Happy Tuesday.

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:09 am I regret signing up for this mafia game

we hope and pray our brethren make it to the battlefield to die in glory

Roxy wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:42 am Big bunch of a nothing burger thread.

Tutuu please unvote the new player to TS.

Love how everyone has all these reads on day 1, I always find it quite fascinating.


Happy Tuesday.

hi roxy do you also have any fascinating reads

Morning porscha

No if I did it would be based on pure bullshit, that is not my style.

Roxy wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:43 amMorning porscha

>"it isn't morning. they must be on an opposite schedule somewhere not in the US"
>*realizes it's almost 4am and dumb*

I need to not be awake

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:46 am

Roxy wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:43 amMorning porscha

>"it isn't morning. they must be on an opposite schedule somewhere not in the US"
>*realizes it's almost 4am and dumb*

I need to not be awake

I live in Maryland. We are crabby in the morning.

Roxy wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:47 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:46 am

Roxy wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:43 amMorning porscha

>"it isn't morning. they must be on an opposite schedule somewhere not in the US"
>*realizes it's almost 4am and dumb*

I need to not be awake

I live in Maryland. We are crabby in the morning.

yeah it's just normal human time to wake up lol
nice maryland crab joke

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:48 am

Roxy wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:47 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:46 am

Roxy wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:43 amMorning porscha

>"it isn't morning. they must be on an opposite schedule somewhere not in the US"
>*realizes it's almost 4am and dumb*

I need to not be awake

I live in Maryland. We are crabby in the morning.

yeah it's just normal human time to wake up lol
nice maryland crab joke

I'm an still very crabby in the morning, so no joke is a true story.

Roxy wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:51 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:48 am

Roxy wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:47 am

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:46 am

Roxy wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:43 amMorning porscha

>"it isn't morning. they must be on an opposite schedule somewhere not in the US"
>*realizes it's almost 4am and dumb*

I need to not be awake

I live in Maryland. We are crabby in the morning.

yeah it's just normal human time to wake up lol
nice maryland crab joke

I'm an still very crabby in the morning, so no joke is a true story.

oh lol my apologies for the misunderstanding

can I perhaps expect reads from you by day 2 then roxy

Damn porscha shame u randed mafia but ur too fun i wont vote u dont worry

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:54 am can I perhaps expect reads from you by day 2 then roxy

Nope.

I'll some reads before we finish this day.

@tutuu unvote the new player to TS

Also @Porscha no need for an apology, it's just my nature.
Have a groovy day

Off to work

Look @Zenon I've done a string of one line posts lmao

Porscha wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:42 am

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 6:09 am I regret signing up for this mafia game

we hope and pray our brethren make it to the battlefield to die in glory

Fun fact. I don't regret it. I could say much more pervy things.



I just don't want to bother people xD

I wish they'd show up.

Porscha is town. Sauce: this isn't a real read I just want to disagree with Tutuu

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 7:13 am Porscha is town. Sauce: this isn't a real read I just want to disagree with Tutuu

Get in line ur far from the first one hating

I cant hear all the haters from the sound of my success doe

Me on this game *trying to not talk about whatever tutuu and porscha are cause don't want to bother people*

Me in other games on other sites *relentlessly engaged in flirting with people all thread*

tutuu wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 7:20 am

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 7:13 am Porscha is town. Sauce: this isn't a real read I just want to disagree with Tutuu

Get in line ur far from the first one hating

I cant hear all the haters from the sound of my success doe

Porscha probs actually town though

Zenon wrote: ↑Tue May 23, 2023 7:20 am Me on this game *trying to not talk about whatever tutuu and porscha are cause don't want to bother people*

Me in other games on other sites *relentlessly engaged in flirting with people all thread*

Neon when @Porscha says the naughty:

A mafia girl.... AND a soccer mom? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ohhhh my gooooodd~