Hot Fuzz Mafia [GAME OVER]

[anne]

jesus

[VOTE: Neon] aubergine

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

mac blatantly openwolfing, too bad there's only one brain cell in the game and im the one who has it lol

but sabi, before youve said when ive done this "micro tell" youve locked me as town easily, so explain why you're apprehensive now?

Lmfao

[Jackofhearts2005]

Night 1

More troubling news for the Sandford Police Department. An apparently grief-stricken police woman Doris Thatcher was discovered dead in her home this morning. Ms. Thatcher, in a fit of despair, bound her hands and feet and suffocated herself in an apparent suicide. Her warm presence will be missed around the village.



Scotty has been killed. He was PC Doris Thatcher, Vanilla Town.

It is Day 2. You have 48 hours to eliminate somebody.

Post counts at start of Day 2:

Spoiler: show

anne: 49
Creature: 44
DrWilgy: 48
falcon45ca: 16
Jackofhearts2005: 28
Lilypetal: 20
Lucy: 32
MacDougall: 46
NANOOK: 10
Neon: 80
obscurity: 80
Porscha: 13
pyxxy: 13
RondoDimBuckle: 4
Ruri: 2
sabiplz: 78
Schiavetto: 7
Seanzie: 22

Our policewoman officer.

[MacDougall]

Scotty died sus of me and anne

I want anne and sabi to die

I'm a self resolving town pr

so

good luck in the forthcoming conflict anne and sabi

[robyn]

imagine unironically proclaiming yourself as the only one with a brain cell lol

Anne never says this as town

and also reads me better

why would i never say this as town? im just fed up

because it's anti town to neg all the players you need to rally together to overcome the horrible openwolfing macdougall... all it does is promote a toxic and negative gamestate

tbf gamestate is already really bad so idc

you strike me as the type to care, so why do you not?

[Sabiplz]

mac please quote the posts where i called cape scum or pushed cape at all

sabi did

you just sat back with the most clout and presence day 1 and let him get wagoned lol

except i joined the cw against him, game seems low quality so didnt feel like expending more effort than that when people are townlocking players like neon who is probably an obvious wolf

well imo there's 1 to 2 wolves between you and sabi and you played day 1 in lockstep so you're either thr masons, both mafia or you're pocketed by sabi

the only reason i would be pocketed by sabi is because theyre the only person not scumreading me for bs reasons rofl

well if you are town that should worry you cuz if everyone thinks ur mafia except sabi they probably just have tmi

Does obscurity also have tmi because tr anne?

Does scotty also have tmi because he tr anne?

Any other bullshit you need to peddle?

You're flailing like you did when achro pushed you last game

[Schiavetto]

Options town have today

Miselim me
Vote out one of Lucy/Anne/Sabi

I must insist no other choices be made.

I am of the view Lucy is probably town but I won't begrudge a resolving of the random d1 wagon on her.

I will not be analysing this game in any effort oriented manner until Anne and Sabi are both dead in this game.

If you are mafia and none of the other three are mafia I am your win condition and good game.

there's 100% one scum in anne/sabi
judging by how quickly they were gonna Flashwagon me

We flashwagon you to save the *check notes*

Town commuter.

Yes that's scummy of us

who was only a wagon because of you two to begin with

and a commuter isn't a loss...

HOW WAS CAPE A WAGON BECAUSE OF ME?

TELL ME.

YOU WERE THE ONE PUSHING CAPE WAS OBV WOLF.


FUCK OUT OF HERE.

Caps lock is a scum trait

Unfortunately it's also cruise control for cool

[MacDougall]

mac please quote the posts where i called cape scum or pushed cape at all

sabi did

you just sat back with the most clout and presence day 1 and let him get wagoned lol

except i joined the cw against him, game seems low quality so didnt feel like expending more effort than that when people are townlocking players like neon who is probably an obvious wolf

well imo there's 1 to 2 wolves between you and sabi and you played day 1 in lockstep so you're either thr masons, both mafia or you're pocketed by sabi

the only reason i would be pocketed by sabi is because theyre the only person not scumreading me for bs reasons rofl

well if you are town that should worry you cuz if everyone thinks ur mafia except sabi they probably just have tmi

Does obscurity also have tmi because tr anne?

Does scotty also have tmi because he tr anne?

Any other bullshit you need to peddle?

You're flailing like you did when achro pushed you last game

look at me I'm a flail

[anne]

imagine unironically proclaiming yourself as the only one with a brain cell lol

Anne never says this as town

and also reads me better

why would i never say this as town? im just fed up

because it's anti town to neg all the players you need to rally together to overcome the horrible openwolfing macdougall... all it does is promote a toxic and negative gamestate

tbf gamestate is already really bad so idc

you strike me as the type to care, so why do you not?

i dont care about making the game state bad, just read cats vs dogs on mu if you want to see me raging out as town. this is much milder in comparison.

[Schiavetto]

@lucy >:(

[robyn]

sabi is in their wolf range fr

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

imagine unironically proclaiming yourself as the only one with a brain cell lol

Anne never says this as town

and also reads me better

why would i never say this as town? im just fed up

because it's anti town to neg all the players you need to rally together to overcome the horrible openwolfing macdougall... all it does is promote a toxic and negative gamestate

tbf gamestate is already really bad so idc

Lmfao

[anne]

Scotty died sus of me and anne

I want anne and sabi to die

I'm a self resolving town pr

so

good luck in the forthcoming conflict anne and sabi

explain why you tr neon pls

[MacDougall]

imagine unironically proclaiming yourself as the only one with a brain cell lol

Anne never says this as town

and also reads me better

why would i never say this as town? im just fed up

because it's anti town to neg all the players you need to rally together to overcome the horrible openwolfing macdougall... all it does is promote a toxic and negative gamestate

tbf gamestate is already really bad so idc

you strike me as the type to care, so why do you not?

i dont care about making the game state bad, just read cats vs dogs on mu if you want to see me raging out as town. this is much milder in comparison.

I'm not saying you're raging... you're just being needlessly insulting... like being toxic or whatever is one thing but like in this gamestate you supposedly have mac outed and day 2 just started ... we've lost hardly any ground as a town here and you're acting like the game is over even though you also have me cornered and wagoned

your mental doesn't really make sense... if I'm outed you just need to point out how and I'll die ez clap after that day 1... scotty died sussing me

but no you just acting all ree... cuz you're a wolf lol

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Rawr everyone sucks but me I'm a God. You all suck. Look the game state is so bad. Like lol it's so bad and always was not just cause I called everyone in this game mentally impaired it totally was bad before that lol.

[Sabiplz]

Do I need to out my pr because there's a reason I am hedgy on anne being town or not

[obscurity]

I tried to switch to Lucy eod but it was locked and not letting me by the time I got back... not that it mattered

I think you guys fighting and demanding things be your way is letting some really easy wolves slip by whilst I townread the 3 of you (sabi/Anne/Mac). We should kill Lucy and lilypetal and stop letting wolves do nothing.

[MacDougall]

Scotty died sus of me and anne

I want anne and sabi to die

I'm a self resolving town pr

so

good luck in the forthcoming conflict anne and sabi

explain why you tr neon pls

they chill and making me laugh and post lots

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Anne you need a snickers your not you when your hungry.

[anne]

imagine unironically proclaiming yourself as the only one with a brain cell lol

Anne never says this as town

and also reads me better

why would i never say this as town? im just fed up

because it's anti town to neg all the players you need to rally together to overcome the horrible openwolfing macdougall... all it does is promote a toxic and negative gamestate

tbf gamestate is already really bad so idc

you strike me as the type to care, so why do you not?

i dont care about making the game state bad, just read cats vs dogs on mu if you want to see me raging out as town. this is much milder in comparison.

I'm not saying you're raging... you're just being needlessly insulting... like being toxic or whatever is one thing but like in this gamestate you supposedly have mac outed and day 2 just started ... we've lost hardly any ground as a town here and you're acting like the game is over even though you also have me cornered and wagoned

your mental doesn't really make sense... if I'm outed you just need to point out how and I'll die ez clap after that day 1... scotty died sussing me

but no you just acting all ree... cuz you're a wolf lol

tbf i think neon is 10x more obvious than you are, but if you're town then its frustrating and we probably already lost because you just jump on me every game for no reason now and its annoying

[MacDougall]

Do I need to out my pr because there's a reason I am hedgy on anne being town or not

nah it's coo

[MacDougall]

why would i never say this as town? im just fed up

because it's anti town to neg all the players you need to rally together to overcome the horrible openwolfing macdougall... all it does is promote a toxic and negative gamestate

tbf gamestate is already really bad so idc

you strike me as the type to care, so why do you not?

i dont care about making the game state bad, just read cats vs dogs on mu if you want to see me raging out as town. this is much milder in comparison.

I'm not saying you're raging... you're just being needlessly insulting... like being toxic or whatever is one thing but like in this gamestate you supposedly have mac outed and day 2 just started ... we've lost hardly any ground as a town here and you're acting like the game is over even though you also have me cornered and wagoned

your mental doesn't really make sense... if I'm outed you just need to point out how and I'll die ez clap after that day 1... scotty died sussing me

but no you just acting all ree... cuz you're a wolf lol

tbf i think neon is 10x more obvious than you are, but if you're town then its frustrating and we probably already lost because you just jump on me every game for no reason now and its annoying

you say this but it's also verifiably not true

[anne]

Do I need to out my pr because there's a reason I am hedgy on anne being town or not

how would you being a pr make you hedgey on me?

but either way, a lot of your posts today have been factually wrong. like me always being maf when we play together or scotty townreading me so now im a bit worried about you even tho idt being factually wrong in that way is scummy.

[MacDougall]

I don't jump on you every game ... been loads of games I've vibed and townlocked you... way more than contrary

but mafia can't help but use that line lol

[anne]

because it's anti town to neg all the players you need to rally together to overcome the horrible openwolfing macdougall... all it does is promote a toxic and negative gamestate

tbf gamestate is already really bad so idc

you strike me as the type to care, so why do you not?

i dont care about making the game state bad, just read cats vs dogs on mu if you want to see me raging out as town. this is much milder in comparison.

I'm not saying you're raging... you're just being needlessly insulting... like being toxic or whatever is one thing but like in this gamestate you supposedly have mac outed and day 2 just started ... we've lost hardly any ground as a town here and you're acting like the game is over even though you also have me cornered and wagoned

your mental doesn't really make sense... if I'm outed you just need to point out how and I'll die ez clap after that day 1... scotty died sussing me

but no you just acting all ree... cuz you're a wolf lol

tbf i think neon is 10x more obvious than you are, but if you're town then its frustrating and we probably already lost because you just jump on me every game for no reason now and its annoying

you say this but it's also verifiably not true

it literally is

[robyn]

yeah Mac town

[MacDougall]

tbf gamestate is already really bad so idc

you strike me as the type to care, so why do you not?

i dont care about making the game state bad, just read cats vs dogs on mu if you want to see me raging out as town. this is much milder in comparison.

I'm not saying you're raging... you're just being needlessly insulting... like being toxic or whatever is one thing but like in this gamestate you supposedly have mac outed and day 2 just started ... we've lost hardly any ground as a town here and you're acting like the game is over even though you also have me cornered and wagoned

your mental doesn't really make sense... if I'm outed you just need to point out how and I'll die ez clap after that day 1... scotty died sussing me

but no you just acting all ree... cuz you're a wolf lol

tbf i think neon is 10x more obvious than you are, but if you're town then its frustrating and we probably already lost because you just jump on me every game for no reason now and its annoying

you say this but it's also verifiably not true

it literally is

you even tried to cite a game where I voted you for 3 minutes while voting every player in the game and didn't push you at all aside from that is just dumb

this argument is dumb

u sure do have a single brain cell

[MacDougall]

yeah Mac town

why

[Schiavetto]

yeah Mac town

Why

[Schiavetto]

yeah Mac town

why

Stop copying me oml.

[robyn]

I will not elaborate

[Creature]

Yawn I have no idea I just want to find someone to sheep but it looks like I can't even trust anyone.

[Schiavetto]

I will not elaborate

You and obscurity deserve each other

[anne]

I don't jump on you every game ... been loads of games I've vibed and townlocked you... way more than contrary

but mafia can't help but use that line lol

last game i played on here you do, in cats vs dogs you kept circling back to me being mafia at various points, em themed mafia 2 i think as well but you were mafia in that one. but really, the reason im most suspicious of you is because you townlocked neon so easily who i scumread and then are hard tunneling me when (i know) im town and im not saying we should see eye to eye every game, but there's other players in the game who dont say anything and then just blindly follow you. how exactly am i supposed to refute that when their reasoning is non-existent and contingent on you? i could scumread those players too, sure, like creature, but i have less faith in their reading abilities than you so it's hard for me to tell if they're mafia or not when all they do is vote and say practically nothing other than "anne is more abrasive".

[Schiavetto]

Yawn I have no idea I just want to find someone to sheep but it looks like I can't even trust anyone.

How do you feel about Rocket Power

[Creature]

[VOTE: Jackofhearts2005] aubergine

[anne]

you strike me as the type to care, so why do you not?

i dont care about making the game state bad, just read cats vs dogs on mu if you want to see me raging out as town. this is much milder in comparison.

I'm not saying you're raging... you're just being needlessly insulting... like being toxic or whatever is one thing but like in this gamestate you supposedly have mac outed and day 2 just started ... we've lost hardly any ground as a town here and you're acting like the game is over even though you also have me cornered and wagoned

your mental doesn't really make sense... if I'm outed you just need to point out how and I'll die ez clap after that day 1... scotty died sussing me

but no you just acting all ree... cuz you're a wolf lol

tbf i think neon is 10x more obvious than you are, but if you're town then its frustrating and we probably already lost because you just jump on me every game for no reason now and its annoying

you say this but it's also verifiably not true

it literally is

you even tried to cite a game where I voted you for 3 minutes while voting every player in the game and didn't push you at all aside from that is just dumb

this argument is dumb

u sure do have a single brain cell

which game we talking about here?

[MacDougall]

I've not misread neon yet and I've seen neon get pushed hard for the same playstyle everytime

I might get caught out doing so eventually but neon seems to be same ol neon here

[Creature]

Yawn I have no idea I just want to find someone to sheep but it looks like I can't even trust anyone.

How do you feel about Rocket Power

Who is Rocket Power?

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

why would i never say this as town? im just fed up

because it's anti town to neg all the players you need to rally together to overcome the horrible openwolfing macdougall... all it does is promote a toxic and negative gamestate

tbf gamestate is already really bad so idc

you strike me as the type to care, so why do you not?

i dont care about making the game state bad, just read cats vs dogs on mu if you want to see me raging out as town. this is much milder in comparison.

I'm not saying you're raging... you're just being needlessly insulting... like being toxic or whatever is one thing but like in this gamestate you supposedly have mac outed and day 2 just started ... we've lost hardly any ground as a town here and you're acting like the game is over even though you also have me cornered and wagoned

your mental doesn't really make sense... if I'm outed you just need to point out how and I'll die ez clap after that day 1... scotty died sussing me

but no you just acting all ree... cuz you're a wolf lol

tbf i think neon is 10x more obvious than you are, but if you're town then its frustrating and we probably already lost because you just jump on me every game for no reason now and its annoying

Someone who doesn't know my play style and has never played with me before walks into a mafia game and thinks I'm mafia for playing like me and ignores the people who have played with me who say I'm not

Color me surprised

[anne]

I've not misread neon yet and I've seen neon get pushed hard for the same playstyle everytime

I might get caught out doing so eventually but neon seems to be same ol neon here

have you ever seen them be mafia? i mean, not that i havent but seems important to know here

[MacDougall]

disengaging from u anne

suggest you do same

why don't you explain why you tried to c/w lucy? there's some threads over there you have to resolve

[MacDougall]

I've not misread neon yet and I've seen neon get pushed hard for the same playstyle everytime

I might get caught out doing so eventually but neon seems to be same ol neon here

have you ever seen them be mafia? i mean, not that i havent but seems important to know here

literally wolfed with neon and swept a town with her

[Schiavetto]

Yawn I have no idea I just want to find someone to sheep but it looks like I can't even trust anyone.

How do you feel about Rocket Power

Who is Rocket Power?

We are riders...
on a mission......

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

[VOTE: Jackofhearts2005] aubergine

Don't vote Miz he's number 1 town in my heart

[obscurity]

Scotty also suspected me for the first half of the day and I'm town. He probably died because he was obvious town, like I'll review his reads but I wouldn't call someone mafia just because he suspected them... why not just kill you if Anne and sabi are actually mafia? It's not like people care about dead reads.

[anne]

disengaging from u anne

suggest you do same

why don't you explain why you tried to c/w lucy? there's some threads over there you have to resolve

i c/w'd lucy because i trust obscurity + i townread cape, there isnt really much of another reason. i didnt have a strong reason to townread her, but admittedly not a strong reason to scumread her either, but since no one wanted you at EOD and i wasnt gonna vote myself, i decided to join Lucy CW cause it seemed better than cape.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I've not misread neon yet and I've seen neon get pushed hard for the same playstyle everytime

I might get caught out doing so eventually but neon seems to be same ol neon here

have you ever seen them be mafia? i mean, not that i havent but seems important to know here

literally wolfed with neon and swept a town with her

<3 and we became beasties for life

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Beasties and besties thanks phone

[MacDougall]

after the way I played day 1

me dying is a death sentence to sabi and anne

the only players with no incentive to kill me are them

especially because Scotty sussed me and I played d1 like an obvious pr