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Funny or Die - Sign Ups!
The year is 2014. For three years, Earth's population has been ravaged by a deadly plague. The first known person to have contracted the mysterious virus, our Patient Zero, was Kim Jong-Il. It soon spread throughout all governments, unceremoniously killing off every humorless politician until the planet devolved into a state of total anarchy. But like, in a funny way?
No one knows who created the virus or who unleashed it, though if I had to put money on it I'd say it was totally Dharma Helper.
Convoluting this stupid premise even further, the virus was soon developed into a weapon, because that's how these things go. A resourceful scientist with a sick sense of humor (again, it was probably DH) forged a blade from the virus and imbued it with the power to kill anyone the wielder deemed unfunny.
That weapon is now in one of your hands.
Do you have what it takes to survive in this fucked up world?
Sign up below and find out. Also vote in the poll, because that's how it's done around here.
THE PLAYERS
1. Russtifinko
2. Insertnamehere
3. Epignosis
4. Boogs
5. Lizzy
6. A Person
7. Vompatti
8. Metalmarsh89
9. fingersplints
10. bea
As mafia has gotten more and more srs bsns, it has gotten less and less lulzy. Players who once prided themselves on making all the right witty comebacks and posting the most hilarious gif responses now only worry about making the right persuasive arguments or simply don't post at all to avoid dying. BOOOORING!
This game puts funny first and mafia second.
This is a game for any number of players, but in keeping with the spirit of Micro Mafia, 6 - 8 players should do. A sense of humor is absolutely required in order to play.
Civilian - civilians are trying to lynch The Smiter. Civilians can win the game even if they are lynched, as long as they have been funny enough. Civilians cannot win if they have been Smited.
Asshole - a civilian who was given the chance to Smite down the unfunny, and took it. There are no assholes to start the game, but that changes as soon as someone is killed by the Smiter. Assholes can only win the game if they are alive when The Smiter is lynched. There are other conditions an asshole must meet to win, but they're a fuckin' secret.
The Smiter - The Smiter is judge, jury, and executioner. He alone decides who is not funny enough to live. You may choose not to use this power if you don't want to be an asshole.
New roles will be randomly assigned at the end of every Day, meaning a new Smiter will arise. Asshole status cannot be assigned, it must be earned.
The game is over if the Smiter is lynched while holding the kill.
Dead players cannot win unless otherwise stated. The dead cannot vote. The dead CAN post on topic, but they must still use dead red to signify their status in the game.
God of Funny - What does the God of Funny do?
While it isn't likely to become an issue, some forms of funny might not be tolerated. The God of Funny has final say, and may punish players that cross the line. There will be no modkills.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
No one knows who created the virus or who unleashed it, though if I had to put money on it I'd say it was totally Dharma Helper.
Convoluting this stupid premise even further, the virus was soon developed into a weapon, because that's how these things go. A resourceful scientist with a sick sense of humor (again, it was probably DH) forged a blade from the virus and imbued it with the power to kill anyone the wielder deemed unfunny.
That weapon is now in one of your hands.
Do you have what it takes to survive in this fucked up world?
Sign up below and find out. Also vote in the poll, because that's how it's done around here.
THE PLAYERS
1. Russtifinko
2. Insertnamehere
3. Epignosis
4. Boogs
5. Lizzy
6. A Person
7. Vompatti
8. Metalmarsh89
9. fingersplints
10. bea
As mafia has gotten more and more srs bsns, it has gotten less and less lulzy. Players who once prided themselves on making all the right witty comebacks and posting the most hilarious gif responses now only worry about making the right persuasive arguments or simply don't post at all to avoid dying. BOOOORING!
This game puts funny first and mafia second.
This is a game for any number of players, but in keeping with the spirit of Micro Mafia, 6 - 8 players should do. A sense of humor is absolutely required in order to play.
Civilian - civilians are trying to lynch The Smiter. Civilians can win the game even if they are lynched, as long as they have been funny enough. Civilians cannot win if they have been Smited.
Asshole - a civilian who was given the chance to Smite down the unfunny, and took it. There are no assholes to start the game, but that changes as soon as someone is killed by the Smiter. Assholes can only win the game if they are alive when The Smiter is lynched. There are other conditions an asshole must meet to win, but they're a fuckin' secret.
The Smiter - The Smiter is judge, jury, and executioner. He alone decides who is not funny enough to live. You may choose not to use this power if you don't want to be an asshole.
New roles will be randomly assigned at the end of every Day, meaning a new Smiter will arise. Asshole status cannot be assigned, it must be earned.
The game is over if the Smiter is lynched while holding the kill.
Dead players cannot win unless otherwise stated. The dead cannot vote. The dead CAN post on topic, but they must still use dead red to signify their status in the game.
God of Funny - What does the God of Funny do?
While it isn't likely to become an issue, some forms of funny might not be tolerated. The God of Funny has final say, and may punish players that cross the line. There will be no modkills.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
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Re: Funny or Die - Sign Ups!
I object to Kim-Jong Il being killed. He may be evil, but he's freakin' hilarious.
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Please play, Lizzy!
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Also, all other wiminz should play too.
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If I play, will you promise me I'll die quick?
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This is a game that you can win even if you play terribly and get lynched on Day 1! As long as you're bringing the lulz.
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I choose to play. VOmps better play too
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I'm digging the roster so far, but I want more More MORE MOAR.
And we need more ladies, this is a bit of a sausage fest tbh.
And we need more ladies, this is a bit of a sausage fest tbh.
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I could put on a dress, if that's what you're into.Turnip Head wrote:I'm digging the roster so far, but I want more More MORE MOAR.
And we need more ladies, this is a bit of a sausage fest tbh.
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pics plsinsertnamehere wrote:I could put on a dress, if that's what you're into.Turnip Head wrote:I'm digging the roster so far, but I want more More MORE MOAR.
And we need more ladies, this is a bit of a sausage fest tbh.
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Uhm... I might be into that k.insertnamehere wrote:I could put on a dress, if that's what you're into.Turnip Head wrote:I'm digging the roster so far, but I want more More MORE MOAR.
And we need more ladies, this is a bit of a sausage fest tbh.
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Dresses are expensnvnive in Fainldnl.
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you should wear a miniskirt insteadVompatti wrote:Dresses are expensnvnive in Fainldnl.
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tyre butt sumtiena miniskrits are more expenisve than dressesA Person wrote:you should wear a miniskirt insteadVompatti wrote:Dresses are expensnvnive in Fainldnl.
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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Lizzy wrote:tyre butt sumtiena miniskrits are more expenisve than dressesA Person wrote:you should wear a miniskirt insteadVompatti wrote:Dresses are expensnvnive in Fainldnl.
fine, just wear a dish towel around your waste
that's free
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waist*
xD
xD
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You can just pretend I'm a lady, if that will matter to the game.Turnip Head wrote:I'm digging the roster so far, but I want more More MORE MOAR.
And we need more ladies, this is a bit of a sausage fest tbh.
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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wtf dish otwels around the waste are expensive in sewdenA Person wrote:Lizzy wrote:tyre butt sumtiena miniskrits are more expenisve than dressesA Person wrote:you should wear a miniskirt insteadVompatti wrote:Dresses are expensnvnive in Fainldnl.
fine, just wear a dish towel around your waste
that's free
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Done.Metalmarsh89 wrote:You can just pretend I'm a lady, if that will matter to the game.Turnip Head wrote:I'm digging the roster so far, but I want more More MORE MOAR.
And we need more ladies, this is a bit of a sausage fest tbh.
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oihLizzy wrote:wtf dish otwels around the waste are expensive in sewdenA Person wrote:Lizzy wrote:tyre butt sumtiena miniskrits are more expenisve than dressesA Person wrote:you should wear a miniskirt insteadVompatti wrote:Dresses are expensnvnive in Fainldnl.
fine, just wear a dish towel around your waste
that's free
guess he coudl wear his birthday suit then
that's free as free everyewhere
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If you close your eyes everything's a lady.Turnip Head wrote:Done.Metalmarsh89 wrote:You can just pretend I'm a lady, if that will matter to the game.Turnip Head wrote:I'm digging the roster so far, but I want more More MORE MOAR.
And we need more ladies, this is a bit of a sausage fest tbh.
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Wow, this filled quickly! I am glad Lizzy signed up to prevent this game from being an All-Out Sausage Fest.
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How many dishtowels would you like me to wear?Turnip Head wrote:Done.Metalmarsh89 wrote:You can just pretend I'm a lady, if that will matter to the game.Turnip Head wrote:I'm digging the roster so far, but I want more More MORE MOAR.
And we need more ladies, this is a bit of a sausage fest tbh.
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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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One half.Metalmarsh89 wrote:How many dishtowels would you like me to wear?Turnip Head wrote:Done.Metalmarsh89 wrote:You can just pretend I'm a lady, if that will matter to the game.Turnip Head wrote:I'm digging the roster so far, but I want more More MORE MOAR.
And we need more ladies, this is a bit of a sausage fest tbh.
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There's a couple of "maybe more" slots still open.Mongoose wrote:Wow, this filled quickly! I am glad Lizzy signed up to prevent this game from being an All-Out Sausage Fest.
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I agree with INH on all points.
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and matt is still hungaryMongoose wrote:Wow, this filled quickly! I am glad Lizzy signed up to prevent this game from being an All-Out Sausage Fest.
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Well I need gravy with my sausage, if yhou know aht ieamnLizzy wrote:and matt is still hungaryMongoose wrote:Wow, this filled quickly! I am glad Lizzy signed up to prevent this game from being an All-Out Sausage Fest.
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwA Person wrote:Well I need gravy with my sausage, if yhou know aht ieamnLizzy wrote:and matt is still hungaryMongoose wrote:Wow, this filled quickly! I am glad Lizzy signed up to prevent this game from being an All-Out Sausage Fest.
what kind?
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chunkyLizzy wrote:ewwwwwwwwwwwwA Person wrote:Well I need gravy with my sausage, if yhou know aht ieamnLizzy wrote:and matt is still hungaryMongoose wrote:Wow, this filled quickly! I am glad Lizzy signed up to prevent this game from being an All-Out Sausage Fest.
what kind?
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Lizzy wrote:ewwwwwwwwwwwwA Person wrote:Well I need gravy with my sausage, if yhou know aht ieamnLizzy wrote:and matt is still hungaryMongoose wrote:Wow, this filled quickly! I am glad Lizzy signed up to prevent this game from being an All-Out Sausage Fest.
what kind?
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I'll join Lizzy and keep her companyMongoose wrote:Wow, this filled quickly! I am glad Lizzy signed up to prevent this game from being an All-Out Sausage Fest.
Gro-oo-ovy
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mmmmmmmm :->fingersplints wrote:I'll join Lizzy and keep her companyMongoose wrote:Wow, this filled quickly! I am glad Lizzy signed up to prevent this game from being an All-Out Sausage Fest.
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If anyone else was interested, i am hosting Pokemon Mafia over on Revolution Mafia and need 7 more people
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Yes, everyone join Boogs' game!
I've got maybe a spot or two left and a few invites floating in the ether. We're almost ready to start.
I've got maybe a spot or two left and a few invites floating in the ether. We're almost ready to start.
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If anyone else is interested, I am hosting The Stanley Parable Mafia over on The Side Mission forum, and I need 3 more votes. (nudgenudge A Person nudgenudge)
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Lets see what happens when the most unfunny person around joins the funny or die mafia.
I say yay!
I say yay!
I was born to speak all mirth and no matter....
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Can't you just modkill the non-voters?insertnamehere wrote:If anyone else is interested, I am hosting The Stanley Parable Mafia over on The Side Mission forum, and I need 3 more votes. (nudgenudge A Person nudgenudge)
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if he did that his game wouldn't have any winners kVompatti wrote:Can't you just modkill the non-voters?insertnamehere wrote:If anyone else is interested, I am hosting The Stanley Parable Mafia over on The Side Mission forum, and I need 3 more votes. (nudgenudge A Person nudgenudge)
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hoA Person wrote:if he did that his game wouldn't have any winners kVompatti wrote:Can't you just modkill the non-voters?insertnamehere wrote:If anyone else is interested, I am hosting The Stanley Parable Mafia over on The Side Mission forum, and I need 3 more votes. (nudgenudge A Person nudgenudge)
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Waiting for a few things to get approved. In the meantime, there's still a spot up for grabs! 11 is a nice, prime number.
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You should be set up
Skip softly, my moonbeams, for I have heard tell
That the stairs up to heaven lead straight down to hell
That the stairs up to heaven lead straight down to hell
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Thanks SVS!!!!
We'll be starting shortly.
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