Radiohead Mafia [GAME OVER]

[MacDougall]

thirst

fuck it mafia

[MacDougall]

Hey all.

If you think that was a townie check in, you are perceptive.

If you want to claim that it was a wolfy check in you are probably just a wolf looking for a mislim and should be informed that will likely end badly for you.

ok you fucken avocado

[MacDougall]

hiiiiiiiii lets all have fun this mafia game!!!

unfortunately for town, i have rolled town

so if u guys have rolled town please have realistic expectations about the game outcome, and just try to have fun!

pretty high town here champs

[DrWilgy]

I am sheeping Wilgy based on zero reasoning.

Maybe because I'm always right?

[DrWilgy]

Mac, those that entered talking about RadioHead are scum and ted? Why?

[DrWilgy]

Dammit. Dad-Joe-Mac is 10% more likely to be bad than anyone else at the moment.

[tutuu]

Mac, those that entered talking about RadioHead are scum and ted? Why?

My first thought was DrWilgy is town for actually paying attention to Mac's reads

Second thought was DrWilgy is mafia for
.. actually paying attention to Mac's reads

Im conclusion DrWilgy is town or mafia or 3p imo

[MacDougall]

Avocados:

1. Alison
2. ColinIsCool
7. Hally
10. Long Con
14. Nutella
17. Samusamu
21. Timsup2nothin

The aforementioned list are the people that if they are town are now obliged to play specifically to get mafia night killed. Please oblige. If your name is here, you have to be so intense and bleeding town that the mafia fear kill you. If you are on this list because you've yet to post please ping me when you read this.

Here are the best and most towns:

12. Master Radishes, you are Philamander, the Obsequious Porcupine. You are in charge of organising the canapes.
15. Oddmerta, you are the Hungtrove, the Beast of the Great Forest of Wally. You have to buy a boat.
22. tutuu, you are Jamilla, the Friendly Cloud. Your job is to pocket me and win this game as mafia for your own self confidence.

I of course am Josephus, the Avatar of Town's Defeat. My job is to solve the game on my own.

If you are on this list is means you are lock town to me and can do whatever you want (preferably just sheep me or make cases so good I sheep you).

Here are the people we should make fight for our amusement day 1 ie. scumreads:

3. DrWilgy
4. dyachei
6. Fallen Prince
9. Justplayingitcool
18. sprityo
20. tedxtr

If your name is not on this list then it just means I think you're probably town but not as town as my three fabulous friends.

[MacDougall]

Dammit. Dad-Joe-Mac is 10% more likely to be bad than anyone else at the moment.

I appreciate that.

[MacDougall]

Mac, those that entered talking about RadioHead are scum and ted? Why?

What the hell are you doing?

[MacDougall]

[mention]Master Radishes[/mention] as the first name on the list, you get to be in charge of day one. Pick the theme. Organise the party. It's all yours. Go ahead.

[MacDougall]

I am sheeping Wilgy based on zero reasoning.

Maybe because I'm always right?

Yeah except when you're mafia.

[MacDougall]

Mac, those that entered talking about RadioHead are scum and ted? Why?

My first thought was DrWilgy is town for actually paying attention to Mac's reads

Second thought was DrWilgy is mafia for
.. actually paying attention to Mac's reads

Im conclusion DrWilgy is town or mafia or 3p imo

Well in fairness he was my first one, so it makes sense that he'd pay attention to the rest of the them in real time to try to ascertain whether I am scum reading him or making it up. Also Wilgy has made some changes to his play based on the last game so I don't trust any meta I have that says that he's scummy when he tries cuz it was wrong last time.

Maybe I should just make him an avocado too.

[tutuu]

Awww. Damn Joseph is just obvious Innocent Child imo. Holy heck how can someome be so towny so fast? I legit couldnt believe it

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I was about to say can you imagine wilgy getting NKed early

Then I remembered that I’ve NKed him early kek

[tutuu]

For the last 7 mins Ive been thinking about nothing other than being flabbergasted at how obvious town Joseph made himsef like dude. Surely theres a towny speed limit on this road or something. Like

[nutella]

Pawn Lelouche is the greatest mafia player of all time, sorry I forgot to say this fact

Nutella u also forgot!

shit i suck at this


tutuu is the greatest mafia player of all time!!!!!

[MacDougall]

[mention]tutuu[/mention]

I swear MacDougall has a magic townie switch that he just flicks on and off whenever he wants

[nutella]

every day i wake up sucking a lemon

hmmmmm

Spoiler: show

avocado

[tutuu]

Yea seems true!

[MacDougall]

Dammit. Dad-Joe-Mac is 10% more likely to be bad than anyone else at the moment.

Awww. Damn Joseph is just obvious Innocent Child imo. Holy heck how can someome be so towny so fast? I legit couldnt believe it

You guys seem to be diametrically opposed on a subject right now. Perhaps you should talk about that.

[nutella]

Avocados:

1. Alison
2. ColinIsCool
7. Hally
10. Long Con
14. Nutella
17. Samusamu
21. Timsup2nothin

The aforementioned list are the people that if they are town are now obliged to play specifically to get mafia night killed. Please oblige. If your name is here, you have to be so intense and bleeding town that the mafia fear kill you. If you are on this list because you've yet to post please ping me when you read this.

Here are the best and most towns:

12. Master Radishes, you are Philamander, the Obsequious Porcupine. You are in charge of organising the canapes.
15. Oddmerta, you are the Hungtrove, the Beast of the Great Forest of Wally. You have to buy a boat.
22. tutuu, you are Jamilla, the Friendly Cloud. Your job is to pocket me and win this game as mafia for your own self confidence.

I of course am Josephus, the Avatar of Town's Defeat. My job is to solve the game on my own.

If you are on this list is means you are lock town to me and can do whatever you want (preferably just sheep me or make cases so good I sheep you).

Here are the people we should make fight for our amusement day 1 ie. scumreads:

3. DrWilgy
4. dyachei
6. Fallen Prince
9. Justplayingitcool
18. sprityo
20. tedxtr

If your name is not on this list then it just means I think you're probably town but not as town as my three fabulous friends.

wow this is a rich tapestry

[tutuu]

Dammit. Dad-Joe-Mac is 10% more likely to be bad than anyone else at the moment.

Awww. Damn Joseph is just obvious Innocent Child imo. Holy heck how can someome be so towny so fast? I legit couldnt believe it

You guys seem to be diametrically opposed on a subject right now. Perhaps you should talk about that.

LMAOOOO god i love u

[MacDougall]

I am 17% too town right now for the town to win this game.

Hey [mention]NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME[/mention] you're mafia.

[nutella]

I love that gif god damn

[nutella]

Wilgy is actually super town except also he claimed 3p and that could just be the truth

[tutuu]

Town
Tutuu
MacDougall
OddMerta
MasterRadishes (sheeping Mac)

Towny (attempt to toneread, low confidence)
Dyachei
Hally
Nutella

Re: Wilgy: I dunno. They could be town who disagrees with me or something, they could be mafia, like, it would be reaching too thin if I try to force a read here just cuz u ask me MacDougall-sama. Sorry!

I wanted to gut townread Dizzy and Tim too but I think it's cuz I like them and I wanna reach a bit more than I should. It's like, a bias that u have to keep in mind. Not blindly townread ur friends. (Obviously not to say the ppl I chose to gut townread aren't my friends! I just meant there is a bit more juice on there, imo!)

[MacDougall]

So when I looked at this game the first time I realised that we actually need to hunt this rogue because the setup is listed as town vs. mafia vs. rogue and Sloonei wouldn't have written it that way if there was:

a) more than one independent
b) the independent can win with the other alignments

Now Wilgy is clearly just memeing (like to 99%) but if we DO in fact catch a rogue or someone hard claims 3p we need to just turbo them.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I am 17% too town right now for the town to win this game.

Hey @NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME you're mafia.

I wish that would be dope, I could sit in scum chat and meme all game

Instead I have to meme with you fuckers instead until I get miskilled

[nutella]

I wanted to gut townread Dizzy and Tim too but I think it's cuz I like them and I wanna reach a bit more than I should. It's like, a bias that u have to keep in mind. Not blindly townread ur friends. (Obviously not to say the ppl I chose to gut townread aren't my friends! I just meant there is a bit more juice on there, imo!)

i feel this

for those two people and a couple others tbh

[nutella]

So when I looked at this game the first time I realised that we actually need to hunt this rogue because the setup is listed as town vs. mafia vs. rogue and Sloonei wouldn't have written it that way if there was:

a) more than one independent
b) the independent can win with the other alignments

Now Wilgy is clearly just memeing (like to 99%) but if we DO in fact catch a rogue or someone hard claims 3p we need to just turbo them.

idk i kinda have the opposite immediate take, that we let them townside as long as possible lmao but that's like a game philosophy sort of question and i'm usually wrong about that kind of thing so probably don't listen to me

[MacDougall]

I am 17% too town right now for the town to win this game.

Hey @NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME you're mafia.

I wish that would be dope, I could sit in scum chat and meme all game

Instead I have to meme with you fuckers instead until I get miskilled

You're mafia because you are more at risk of endgaming as town than getting miskilled and you know it

[MacDougall]

Okay I should read the actual game now.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I am 17% too town right now for the town to win this game.

Hey @NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME you're mafia.

I wish that would be dope, I could sit in scum chat and meme all game

Instead I have to meme with you fuckers instead until I get miskilled

You're mafia because you are more at risk of endgaming as town than getting miskilled and you know it

Ugh that’s true lately, I fucking hate it

Remember when I used to bitch about never making it to endgame as town

I miss that

[nutella]

I am 17% too town right now for the town to win this game.

Hey @NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME you're mafia.

I wish that would be dope, I could sit in scum chat and meme all game

Instead I have to meme with you fuckers instead until I get miskilled

You're mafia because you are more at risk of endgaming as town than getting miskilled and you know it

nanook makes it to endgame regardless of his alignment and town loses regardless of his alignment

[tutuu]

So when I looked at this game the first time I realised that we actually need to hunt this rogue because the setup is listed as town vs. mafia vs. rogue and Sloonei wouldn't have written it that way if there was:

a) more than one independent
b) the independent can win with the other alignments

Now Wilgy is clearly just memeing (like to 99%) but if we DO in fact catch a rogue or someone hard claims 3p we need to just turbo them.

idk i kinda have the opposite immediate take, that we let them townside as long as possible lmao but that's like a game philosophy sort of question and i'm usually wrong about that kind of thing so probably don't listen to me

Nutella-chan definitely town, ppl who arent townreading her are missing out on a free read accuracy record boost!

[Oddmerta]

So avocados are scumreads

[tutuu]

So avocados are scumreads

They're question marks! Null reads

[MacDougall]

The only question I have is whether JPIC or Sprityo is more scummy

[tutuu]

Oddmerta so ridiculously innocent and town too lol. It just feels so wonderful to play a game of decepion with ppl who just bleed purity and honesty

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Avocados are people that are supposed to super town and self resolve early

[nutella]

i think avocado means something like halfway rule? like, avocados have limited freshness. if they've been around too long they're bad

[nutella]

but if they're nice and green they're delicious

[MacDougall]

Avocado reads are null reads and I have decided the best way to deal with null reads is to make them supernova

[MacDougall]

Nanook was sweeping the floor of the castle, when an arm suddenly grabbed him and pulled him into a dark room. Shocked, Nanook tried to scream. However, a finger was gently placed on his lips. MacDougall, looking at Nanook with his devilish and gorgeous brown eyes, gave him a wink. Nanook couldn't endure that enchanting gaze and averted his eyes. He tried to protest: "Y-y-your highness ... what are you doing ... Your father, the King, promised your hand in marriage to Princess Nutella from the neighbouring kingdom. If they catch us like this ..."

"Shhh" whispered MacDougall, interrupting him. "I don't care what they do to me. If I had to choose between breathing and loving you ..... , I would use my last breath .... , to say ..... , I love you ...."

The wooden door of the small dark room they were in suddenly burst open. Princess Nutella, standing outside, was staring at them. Her eyes were blue and cold and merciless, like icicles. She reached for her sheath and placed her hand on the handle of her dagger.

To be continued

I was wondering who had been narrating my absurd existence...

[MacDougall]

Mac claims to be a master of "first post reads." His first post is crafted specifically to meet his own first post townie standards and therefore is probably just NAI.

Tim is lock town because he said "claims" instead of "is". Not pandering to me when he very easily could = lock town. Tim, you have been elevated. You are now Simeon, the Incredible Talking Half Banana Half Orangutan. Your job is to try not to get night killed or misyeeted while I townshield you and drag you to endgame somehow.

[MacDougall]

Wait, didn't I scum read Nut last game when she was town, when I slanked so hard I literally did nothing? So I guess I'll tunnel Tutu instead. Tutu tunnel also sounds cool.

Dyslexicon has "randed town" energy af

[MacDougall]

Tim, have you ever played with Mac before?

Fuck you randed mafia again AS FUCK didn't you

[MacDougall]

what did I just read?

You know what you read. It was beautiful and filled me with a feeling... A feeling I hadn't felt in some while.

Ah sorry I misread you. I thought you were mafia, but it actually appears that you are in fact town

Therefore given you and Dizzy both scumread Nutella, and I am avocado reading her. Means she probably is actually mafia.

[Oddmerta]

Mac claims to be a master of "first post reads." His first post is crafted specifically to meet his own first post townie standards and therefore is probably just NAI.

Tim is lock town because he said "claims" instead of "is". Not pandering to me when he very easily could = lock town. Tim, you have been elevated. You are now Simeon, the Incredible Talking Half Banana Half Orangutan. Your job is to try not to get night killed or misyeeted while I townshield you and drag you to endgame somehow.

Are you sure you locktown this guy? Might be a bit early for that