[DAY 6] Turf Wars: Prison Edition

[Gunther]

Well I for one have gone far too long without having my testicles ritualistically shaved by a Zoroastrian monk. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

[Phoebe Buffay]

Hahahahaha I'm not sure how much we can talk about ourselves so I will just tell you no thank you.

[Saito]

Maybe we should lynch the guy that got paroled.

[Phoebe Buffay]

I think you're talking about the main thread now 277 and we can't do that. The parolees are now a part of that thread.

[Saito]

I mean after we bust out.

[Phoebe Buffay]

I need to go back and read the rules about what we can and can't say about the main thread - whether talking about what we're going to do counts.

[Gunther]

Maybe we should lynch the guy that got paroled.

Absolutely not. Operation IVY was all about securing the release of one of our own, not stabbing each other in the back. Besides, lynching a parolee would only benefit the Warden.

[Phoebe Buffay]

I totally agree. We don't want one of us to achieve the goal and then get lynched.

[Saito]

Fair point.

[Phoebe Buffay]

Ok, gotta go now will be back in a few hours.

[Celeste]

Post.

[Saito]

Haste

[Saito]

Yall know the game One Word Story? I'll start.

Once

[Gunther]

upon

[Saito]

A

[Gunther]

time

[Saito]

Before

[Gunther]

evil

[Saito]

walked

[Gunther]

backwards,

[Saito]

there

[Paul Stevens]

always

[Gunther]

was

[Paul Stevens]

Something

[Gunther]

lurking

[Saito]

behind

[Ned Flanders]

the

[Saito]

hay.

[Ned Flanders]

Ronald

[Paul Stevens]

McDonald

[Ned Flanders]

used

[Saito]

was

[Ned Flanders]

amplified

[Gunther]

by

[Ned Flanders]

amorphous

[Gunther]

prostitutes

[Ned Flanders]

and

[Gunther]

wizards.

[Ned Flanders]

Suddenly,

[Saito]

BEES!

[Gunther]

Ronald

[Saito]

wept

[Ned Flanders]

as

[Gunther]

the

[Saito]

bees

[Rachel Green]

[Gunther]

pierced

[Ned Flanders]

his

[Gunther]

scrotum

[Ned Flanders]

with