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by Urist
Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:23 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

Hi fingersplints!
by Urist
Wed Dec 01, 2021 9:31 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

Hot take: Alison and Mac are using NAA's patented and effective Zero-Post scum strategy to coast through d1. Alison especially seems to admire NAA so it wouldn't surprise me to learn she's adopting his technique.
by Urist
Wed Dec 01, 2021 3:01 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

NotAnAxehole wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 2:58 am
Urist wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 2:57 am
NotAnAxehole wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 2:28 am Image
why would you unvote
My unvote has nothing to do with my read, it is merely an attempt to make the game playable for the other players who haven't heavily posted yet.
if they haven't posted in the first 8h they are probably never going to post.
this doesn't really make sense but i did want to quote the fish gif again
by Urist
Wed Dec 01, 2021 2:57 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

NotAnAxehole wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 2:28 am Image
why would you unvote
by Urist
Wed Dec 01, 2021 2:27 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

Gavial wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 2:25 am
Urist wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 2:14 am
Gavial wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 2:11 am
nutella wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:51 pm
Cream&Cannoli Enterprises wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:36 pm SELF INTRODUCTION

I am the Cream and the Noli in Cream&Cannoli Enterprise(s).

If you get my vague Catch-22 username reference, you must be thinking, "Oh, Noli! What a minderbinder your name is! You must be a lovely, quaint, literary English major!"

No.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

I'm a massive weeb.

Get it right.

I run everywhere Naruto-style.

I exclusively read otome isekai trash.

People are like, "What is your preferred pronoun?" But no no no. Ask me what my preferred honorary suffix is instead.

My dream is to go to Japan, go to a maid cafe, order an omurice, and have a maid sadistically berate me via ketchup.

I hail from NovelUpdates Forum, where we have collectively decided to quit mafia, go into closed door cultivation, and cultivate the Dao of Reading Thousand-Chapter Novels and Dao of Sudoku.

Through the power of anime, I have a 100% win rate across all sites, if you exclude my losses.

Mafia, fear me.

Town, adore me.
this is such a god tier entrance post holy hell i am in awe
Yeah this is the god tier player I was talking about in sign ups.
She is insanely good. I’d be scared if she rolled scum this game.
you would be scared? as in, you would be if you had rolled town?
Would? I said “I’d”
Unless your talking to me here as if you scum read me and your pulling “this”.
You showed no indication you even scum read me until up to this point. (If that’s the case.)
how could i ever scumread you my dear friend
by Urist
Wed Dec 01, 2021 2:16 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

LinearPoint wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 2:14 am I'm curious if you have anything more about Urist?
I mean that post you quoted just looks like a joke aimed at the mod.
i used the word 'conjure' which means i must be some kinda evil sorcerer or something amirite gav
by Urist
Wed Dec 01, 2021 2:14 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

Gavial wrote: Wed Dec 01, 2021 2:11 am
nutella wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:51 pm
Cream&Cannoli Enterprises wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:36 pm SELF INTRODUCTION

I am the Cream and the Noli in Cream&Cannoli Enterprise(s).

If you get my vague Catch-22 username reference, you must be thinking, "Oh, Noli! What a minderbinder your name is! You must be a lovely, quaint, literary English major!"

No.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

I'm a massive weeb.

Get it right.

I run everywhere Naruto-style.

I exclusively read otome isekai trash.

People are like, "What is your preferred pronoun?" But no no no. Ask me what my preferred honorary suffix is instead.

My dream is to go to Japan, go to a maid cafe, order an omurice, and have a maid sadistically berate me via ketchup.

I hail from NovelUpdates Forum, where we have collectively decided to quit mafia, go into closed door cultivation, and cultivate the Dao of Reading Thousand-Chapter Novels and Dao of Sudoku.

Through the power of anime, I have a 100% win rate across all sites, if you exclude my losses.

Mafia, fear me.

Town, adore me.
this is such a god tier entrance post holy hell i am in awe
Yeah this is the god tier player I was talking about in sign ups.
She is insanely good. I’d be scared if she rolled scum this game.
you would be scared? as in, you would be if you had rolled town?
by Urist
Wed Dec 01, 2021 12:07 am
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

click here for all relevant posts this game: search.php?author_id=744&t=2244&sr=posts
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:58 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

Cream&Cannoli Enterprises wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:42 pm Anyways, from reading the thread, you guys are certified wacky.

How do I ISO people on this site
you're not actually isoing people in a 100 post game are you
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:56 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

Cream&Cannoli Enterprises wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:36 pm SELF INTRODUCTION

I am the Cream and the Noli in Cream&Cannoli Enterprise(s).

If you get my vague Catch-22 username reference, you must be thinking, "Oh, Noli! What a minderbinder your name is! You must be a lovely, quaint, literary English major!"

No.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

I'm a massive weeb.

Get it right.

I run everywhere Naruto-style.

I exclusively read otome isekai trash.

People are like, "What is your preferred pronoun?" But no no no. Ask me what my preferred honorary suffix is instead.

My dream is to go to Japan, go to a maid cafe, order an omurice, and have a maid sadistically berate me via ketchup.

I hail from NovelUpdates Forum, where we have collectively decided to quit mafia, go into closed door cultivation, and cultivate the Dao of Reading Thousand-Chapter Novels and Dao of Sudoku.

Through the power of anime, I have a 100% win rate across all sites, if you exclude my losses.

Mafia, fear me.

Town, adore me.
the hokage dies at the end
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:48 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

you can also iso people by going to "The Heist" and clicking on the number under Replies. this is how you iso on mobile.
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:46 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

Lime Coke wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:41 pm
Urist wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:40 pm
Lime Coke wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:27 pm
Hard claiming Tasty Juice
Spoiler: show
[ytubehd][/ytubehd]
aye Lassi
Hello sir, how are you?
hail friend.
@dunya gave me a role that i believe was a scathing shot at my profession. i've been trying to come up with a response but all i've been able to conjure is "faketor" which is just sad.
anyway i've been better, how fare thee?
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:40 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

Lime Coke wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:27 pm
Hard claiming Tasty Juice

[ytubehd][/ytubehd]
aye Lassi
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:49 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

I heard nutella poaches her eggs in sour cream.
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:32 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

DrWilgy wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:21 pm
Urist wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:32 pm over easy is one of the worst ways to make eggs tho fyi
Agreed. I only do it if I'm after the yolk specifically.
ok you can be town
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:32 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

over easy is one of the worst ways to make eggs tho fyi
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:30 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

DrWilgy wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:25 pm And now I want an everything bagel with garlic onion cream cheese and and abit of smoked salmon.

Ooh ooh and an egg over easy to dip it in.
don't forget the capers!
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:24 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

it's pretty wild how many townreads LP is getting from people who don't even know their meta.
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:22 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

what's the deal with everything bagels? they put poppy seeds, and sesame seeds. but that's it! where's the rest of the stuff?! they should be calling them, "two seeds bagels", lol! XD
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:22 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

Gavial wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:20 pm NAA/Urist probable team maybe?
if i were partnered with NAA you'd have already lost
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:08 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

NotAnAxehole wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:07 pm Or is mafia universe considered better than the syndicate?
XD
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:08 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

I have a 100% winrate on the syndicate if you exclude my town games
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:47 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

srceenplay wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:45 pm
Urist wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:22 pm if i were to vote someone this game it'd be notanaxehole, because we are not partners and i am town
How do you know that if you “are town”?
hold on i need to clarify something with the mod
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:43 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

nutella wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:33 pm handful of people in this game I haven't played with, should be interesting
have we played together? i feel like we have, but i can't remember when
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:37 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

LinearPoint wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:34 pm
NotAnAxehole wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:32 pm Tee Bee Aech I'll probably end up sheeping Urist all game because he's towny, and also possibly the best player on site.
Alright, I'm fine with offing someone planning on coasting.
making the decision an hour into d1 that you want to kill the slacker seems a lot like coasting
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:28 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

LinearPoint wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:25 pm
Urist wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:22 pm if i were to vote someone this game it'd be notanaxehole, because we are not partners and i am town
By that logic wouldn't everyone be a target?
perhaps
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:22 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

if i were to vote someone this game it'd be notanaxehole, because we are not partners and i am town
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:18 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

NotAnAxehole wrote: Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:14 pm FYI, me not immediately sheeting the Urist policy kill is definitive proof that we are not partners.
i'm surprised, you're usually quite adapt at sheeting all over the place
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:09 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

[VOTE: ALISON] aubergine

Policy
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 7:44 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

Hardclaim not noodles
by Urist
Tue Nov 30, 2021 7:30 pm
Forum: Previous Heists
Topic: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Mafia Win]
Replies: 1805
Views: 31497

Re: FOOD WARS MAFIA [Day 1]

oh boy i cannot wait to play this mafia game that i have certainly volunteered to play

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