“…and that’s why the chicken crossed the road.”
“That’s insightful stuff, Matt. It all finally makes sense. And if you were paying attention at home, that is why you should always load up on blue chip stocks and ETF’s and not put it all in one company.”
[Giggles]
“Would you…hah…would you recommend not putting all your eggs in one basket, then?”
“That’s correct, Pat. Speaking of chickens, a motorist ran over one today, causing a 4-car pile up!”
“A poultry pile up?”
“…that one didn’t work there, Pat. Take another hit and come on back. Speaking of, here’s ‘Hit Me With Your Best Shot” by Pat Benetar, only on WIFOM: The High Way.”
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@DrWilgy has been run off the highway. He was:
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BECAUSE THE BELOVED PRINCESS OF THE PERDUE KINGDOM HAS DIED, NIGHT 2.5 HAS STARTED. IT WILL END 3/3 AT 5PM EST.
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