The Syndicate

Russtifinko wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:05 am

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:18 am Alright everyone. I hope we realize what is at stake here.

This has become an even more historic achievement than I was talking about in the wake of the Robot lynch. I was referring to a lesser sort of perfection, we'll call it a "no hitter", in which the civilians never lynch wrongly (but still lose at least someone to a night kill). That has never occurred on The Syndicate in a non-burglary.

But now we have an opportunity to do something truly incredible, something that I suspect hasn't happened before on the vast majority of Mafia-dedicated websites out there.

Civilian win in a full-length game without losing a player.

That's a true perfect game. I have wondered about this before, imagined what it'd be like and how difficult it would be. I never expected to actually be in this position though, more than likely one proper lynch away from achieving the holy grail of civilian Mafia. If we make this happen, nobody will ever be able to take it away. Ever. It will be the greatest glory I have ever been a part of in this damned game we all like to play.

So let's treat this Day 3 with the proper reverence, and more importantly the proper urgency. It's LyLo.

I hate to burst your bubble, JJJ, but it actually has happened once before. Minimalist Mafia. A heist, I believe(?). Monthlong cycles. We lynched a no-poster D1 and they turned out to be the sole baddie. I had forgotten about it until now.

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:19 am LINKI

Okay.

@sprityo, apart from my previous post there, I really do appreciate that. This would have been a lot of work and heartache for all of us, and I respect what you've done. I hope everyone does. Believe it or not, I have conceded as a mafioso before myself. Sometimes it's just proper.

I'm actually kinda bummed @sprityo threw in the towel there! I mean I get it; I was thinking through if I had been a baddie this game and it would've been absolutely fucking terrible. That said, it would've been interesting to see if we got you today or mislynched DH first. You held out really well given the circumstances.

Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:56 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:54 am

Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:43 am Unless anybody has any questions in the next two minutes, I'm going to bed. Tomorrow is a district kick up the bum and a teacher who never even got started pretty much got fired because a clothed pole dancing instructional video she posted privately got leaked.

She claims she does that to stay fit.

I don't know. Maybe they should offer that shit in PE considering the weight issues we have.

That's not cool at all. I'll hire her as a pole dancer if she wants.

What would you rather have? A fit pole dancer with two degrees and a phlebotomy certification or a fat ass smoker who can't even get into a Gentleman's Club?

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:56 am

Quin wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:53 am

Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:52 am What the fuck am I doing this formatting shit for?

Here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... 1197020360

Congratulations to our winner:

Spoiler: show

juliets!

not simon? he's got 50 to juliets 46.

YES! WINNING TEAM ON BOTH COUNTS! WOO

Simon! We did it!

Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:59 am To explain why we don't have duplicates, and why there are gold and silver names:

Contestants were required to roster a first and second MVP.

The first MVP had salaries AND points multiplied by 1.4, while second MVPs had salaries and points multiplied by 1.2

This prevented duplicates given such a small field.

Simon's strategy was to take both civilian power roles as his MVPs and only take good guys in his lineup. It paid off here.

Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:52 am What the fuck am I doing this formatting shit for?

Here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... 1197020360

Congratulations to our winner:

Spoiler: show

juliets!

Kylemii wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:43 am I needed to vote badly in case I'm on quin or speedchuck's teams, but I guess being part of a record setting win and (probably?) tying for first place with speedchuck is alright too.

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:45 am

Epignosis wrote: ↑Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:42 am Players did accrue 0.02 points per post.

Too bad nobody drafted MP.

I wonder if that also played into the price (projected number of posts). MP would be a max contract.