Day 2 was skipped. DO NOT POST, the thread will remain locked for Night 2. Night 2 ends at 7:00PM EST on Tuesday, November 1. Please have any night actions submitted by 30 minutes prior to Night ending.
Prizes for the Day 1 Walrus will be distributed at the start of Night 2. Scores and submissions will be revealed after Day 3 has started.
Someone said they left together
I ran out the door to get her
She was holding hands with Trevor
Not the greatest feeling ever
Said, "Pull yourself together
You should try your luck with Heather"
Then I heard they slept together
Oh, the less I know the better
The less I know the better
Each night you may send two names to the host marked as player 1 and player 2. Player 1 will receive the alignment of player 2.
For here am I sitting in a tin can
far above the world.
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.
Every even night you will be commuted out of the town and not targetable that night by any abilities, in addition if you are killed or eliminated the next day phase is skipped.
We will take off our clothes
And they'll be placing fingers
Through the notches in your spine
And when all is breaking
Everything that you could keep inside
Now your eyes ain't moving, now
They just lay there in their climb
Each day you may target a player. The following night you will receive a private chat with them. *secret* Each night unbeknownst to you, you send a random player a random sample of Neutral Milk Hotel lyrics.
I see a red door
And I want it painted black
No colors anymore
I want them to turn black
Once per game during the night you may target the player who has posted the most in the thread during that day and kill them. If you are targeted by an investigative it will return the same result as if you were town. Once per game if you carry the factional mafia kill the role will not flip. You can use the spam vig on the same night as carrying the factional.
Marmot wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 6:05 pmhollowkatt has died.
"Welcome to Arco AM/PM Mini-Market. We would like to advise our customers that any individual who offers to pump gas, wash windows, or solicit products is not employed by or associated with this facility. We discourage any contact with these individuals, and ask that you report any problems to uniformed personnel inside. Thank you for shopping at Arco AM/PM, and have a pleasant day"
Once per game during the day you may target a player publicly. If that player is mafia they die. If that player is town you die. If that player is 3p you die.
"Welcome to Arco AM/PM Mini-Market. We would like to advise our customers that any individual who offers to pump gas, wash windows, or solicit products is not employed by or associated with this facility. We discourage any contact with these individuals, and ask that you report any problems to uniformed personnel inside. Thank you for shopping at Arco AM/PM, and have a pleasant day"
Once per game during the day you may target a player publicly. If that player is mafia they die. If that player is town you die. If that player is 3p you die.
Please do not discuss other players' online status or thread viewing status during the game. While it's generally not engaged in on this site, I realize many of you are unfamiliar with our norms, so we're going to go ahead and codify this rule.
The Devil went down to Georgia
They was lookin' for a townie to keeeeeiiillll
They was in a bind 'cause they was way behind
They was willing to make make a deal
When they came across this young gay sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the Devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Hey, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player, too
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, hah, but give the Devil their due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I know I'm gayer uwu."
The gay said, "My name's Jess, and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, and you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the gayest there's ever been."
Jess, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul
The Devil opened up their case and they said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from their fingertips as they rosined up their bow
And they pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this:
[Demonic violin piece]
When the Devil finished, Jess said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Fire on the Mountain" Run, y'all, run!
The Devil is gayer than the rising sun
Chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough
Granny, will your dog bite? No, child, no
[Gayer-then-hell violin piece]
The Devil bowed their head because they knew that they'd been beat
And they laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Jess's feet
Jess, she said, "Devil, you were good, but stay positive ol' friend,
I done told you once, won't say it again, I'm the gayest there's ever been!!!"
"Fire on the Mountain" Run, y'all, run!
The Devil is gayer than the rising sun
Chicken's in the bread pan picking out dough
Granny, will your dog bite? No, child, no
Day 1 has begun, and will end in 48 hours, at 7PM EST on Sunday, October 30.
