The Syndicate

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:55 pm Turnip Head are you a bomb

I'm almost 100% the opposite. The fact that there's no flips only adds to the irony of the mystery behind my completely mundane role

Kylemii wrote: ↑Sun Jun 24, 2018 6:28 pm @Turnip Head are you doing alright

Kylemii wrote: ↑Sun Jun 24, 2018 6:29 pm like..... irl, are you okay

The FLorida humidity is giving me a daily case of swamp ass so body temp wise i've definitely felt better

other than that i'm fine

juliets wrote: ↑Sun Jun 24, 2018 5:37 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sun Jun 24, 2018 5:25 pm

juliets wrote: ↑Sun Jun 24, 2018 5:20 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sun Jun 24, 2018 5:16 pm Welcome to the game @juliets, it's a shame you won't be seeing much more of me, I'm scheduled to die in like an hour

What? What do you mean TH?

It's my destiny to die/win tonight and no amount of retrocausality can change that.

Oh ok. I saw something about that when I was reading but I didn't understand it really.

I tried to have fun with it tbh but it sort of fell out of my hands cuz the thread pushed back against it hard, and now I'm just that lingering presence that we can't wait to finally deal with

juliets wrote: ↑Sun Jun 24, 2018 5:20 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sun Jun 24, 2018 5:16 pm Welcome to the game @juliets, it's a shame you won't be seeing much more of me, I'm scheduled to die in like an hour

What? What do you mean TH?

It's my destiny to die/win tonight and no amount of retrocausality can change that.

Welcome to the game [mention]juliets[/mention], it's a shame you won't be seeing much more of me, I'm scheduled to die in like an hour

Kylemii wrote: ↑Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:38 am galaxy brain theory: mafia scheme was to use sig's power to vanish turnip head to justify his claim but now they cant

HMMMM yes but how do you explain the fact that I apparently don't give a fuck HMMMM

My wifom game must be stronger than I thought

MacDougall wrote: ↑Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:24 am

Kylemii wrote: ↑Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:21 am so anyways if we give turnip head his wincon tonight and it goes horribly wrong i can move his target and undo whatever bad thing happened, i... think?

The idea that there is a win con based upon prediction of events makes it feel like Turnip Head's end game with the predictions isn't to "win" as much as it is to ascend or become something better. Like Biff from Back to the Future. It seems very weak and shallow otherwise. I imagine it's something like, predict successfully, become or receive some awesome shit that helps you survive, then survive. His chances of survival being far worse without the effect cause by the successful predictions.

In fact I wouldn't be surprised if he literally IS Biff from Back to the Future.

This is some weird wine, idk how to drink it. On one hand I want to fulfill my truly as easy as it sounds wincon. On the other hand I realize I've been lazy as fuck about it. On the other other hand I wonder if there's some deeply rooted reason that there's been so much pushback against my claim. It's a harsh world for turnip's apparently.

I picked Scotty

If I forgot to answer a question it's prolly cuz I have the attention span of a unicorn

MacDougall wrote: ↑Sat Jun 23, 2018 12:24 am

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:56 pm "baseless" "accusations" "discredit me"

Are you satirizing Golden or what @MacDougall

Regardless you didn't answer the question.

That's because I don't think anything I'm doing here could be construed as attempting to "discredit" you. That sounds phony as hell Mac. Town Mac doesn't give a shit if I throw some shade his way.

"baseless" "accusations" "discredit me"

Are you satirizing Golden or what [mention]MacDougall[/mention]

MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:11 pm Do you still think I am "definitely bad" Turnip Head? Or was that just throwing baseless accusations at me to discredit me?

Wtf Mr. macDougall sir. Does that at all sound like something I would do?

You know me better than that. I'm not here to play the word war.

It's Day 3. I was supposed to die last night. But here I am, stranded in a future I'm not supposed to be a part of. And this... future... it wants nothing to do with me.

No turnip is supposed to walk where it does not belong

But this turnip's not walking.

Golden wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:35 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:34 pm

Golden wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:21 pm Colin, you're assuming all sorts of things I don't have to assume.

I know scotty is town. That's part of my role. There's nothing to assume.

Will you support his presidential bid?

I’d support Scotty winning an item, yes. Although I wouldn’t mind getting one at some point.

k

Golden wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:21 pm Colin, you're assuming all sorts of things I don't have to assume.

I know scotty is town. That's part of my role. There's nothing to assume.

Will you support his presidential bid?

I'm hankering for a sig lynch

Scotty wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:33 pm I mean I’ll volunteer

Looking for presidential hopefuls yet again

[mention]ColinIsCool[/mention] I'm not exactly keen on the timing but I'm pretty sure sig was winning by a landslide already and I moved quickly to plan my follow up campaign. I think it's called forward thinking or something idk I'm a vegetable I'm also just here to have fun and die young

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:59 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:57 pm

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:35 pm Dig on Turnip Head:

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sun Jun 17, 2018 4:07 pm @Lunalee would you like to be president sometime? And do you think you might campaign a tad less obnoxiously than sig has?

I'm looking for a new horse to back. I've got a lot riding on who's in charge round these parts, you see. Both today AND tomorrow AND yesterday

I wonder why Turnip did this. Was Luna his pick to win? Why would he not try to support the person he picked, if that's his win condition? According to Turnip he was one night away from winning, so he picked sig, but what does he have to gain from this post? No sense.

I think there's some dots you're not connecting here. My wincon is to predict the elections and I've approached multiple people - not just Luna - to try and coordinate their presidential run. I'm 1 for 2 so far and I only lost last night because my candidate was a kiwi

OK, so you predicted sig N1 — why would you look for "a new horse to back" that night?

I don't understand your confusion on this issue.

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:35 pm Dig on Turnip Head:

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sun Jun 17, 2018 4:07 pm @Lunalee would you like to be president sometime? And do you think you might campaign a tad less obnoxiously than sig has?

I'm looking for a new horse to back. I've got a lot riding on who's in charge round these parts, you see. Both today AND tomorrow AND yesterday

I wonder why Turnip did this. Was Luna his pick to win? Why would he not try to support the person he picked, if that's his win condition? According to Turnip he was one night away from winning, so he picked sig, but what does he have to gain from this post? No sense.

I think there's some dots you're not connecting here. My wincon is to predict the elections and I've approached multiple people - not just Luna - to try and coordinate their presidential run. I'm 1 for 2 so far and I only lost last night because my candidate was a kiwi

sig wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 11:16 am Did a quick reread of luna, I can see why ya lynched and yes in general lying about being cop is a bad thing and more likely to be done by mafia.

Such a flippy fopper

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:32 pm i mean obviously it would include tentacle porn right? it's not weird to assert that, it's the ocean. it's basically the default.

Kyle let's be honest, the sex cave has dried up. My biliogical clock is ticking here. I'm already supposed to be dead and we have not procreated a son to go back in time and save the universe and honestly what is a Squidward doing in a time travel game anyways, and it is really even Christmas? What year is it? How old am I? Why am I still alive?

Kyle we should be asking the big picture questions here. Imean maybe I'm still alive for a reason.maybe [mention]Golden[/mention] kept me alive for some inexplicable reason. Maybe I'm still alive so I can affect the future when in reality I have no business still being a part of this timeline

Or maybe I'm just tripping idk

#mafia

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:53 am Either Golden and Daisy are both bad or they are both good. I tend to think they are both good. I hope Scotty is now convinced he can trust me.

I wouldn't bother trying to convince Scotty of anything tbh, he vibrates at an alternative frequency

Since I'm being held hostage by this game I might as well try to make myself useful

I need a bone to fetch

Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:08 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:49 pm Golden is a honey badger

I'm sorry for abandoning you as well as myself but it was the right thing to do.

It's pretty hilarious.

Golden is a honey badger

Wot in tar nation

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:17 am @Turnip Head a/s/l?

I'm usually at Dave and Buster's

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:09 am *jokingly makes this post in the signups thread*

Kylemii wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:21 pmlet's get this game started so I can bus turnip head

*instead ends up mix-masoned with him and fighting for his dumb wincon to happen*

Tbh Kyle I feel like we've been going soft in our grumpychat/sex cave, and I feel like I've been dragging down the vibe. Then again I am dying soon hopefully so maybe it's supposed to be like a tragic nursing home kinda chatbox.

Golden wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:41 pm

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:39 pm A vote for Turnip Head’s wincon is a vote for “eh, fuck it.”

A vote against TH's wincon is a vote to just keep having the exact same arguments we had yesterday, tomorrow.

You wouldn't be saying that if you still thought I predicted myself

I am going to leave this game with about as much dignity as I deserve

I've played enough games with TH to know I should never trust him but he sounds pretty genuine here, like why would he lie? Also his role sounds super dumb other than randomly having btsc with Kyle? Like, what the fuck is [mention]Turnip Head[/mention] up to?

Anyways I'm voting for Golden.

When in dubt drink more wine

Golden really doesn't want to buy me a drink

We're all at a bar and only one person is drinking

In my timeline it;s the complete opposite

[mention]Scotty[/mention] yeah exactly

Scotty wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:26 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:24 pm I hate my life

But you have so much to live for.

I guess?

Dude have you heard about my wincon

Scotty won't even talk to me now

I got cockblocked by Quin when I tried to say hi to Scotty and now my life is over

I hate my life

Scotty wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:22 pmhi

hey

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:07 pmTurnip Head I'm not bad and you know it bucko!

Well we'll well, as I live and breathe, a joke. What is a joke doing wandering around in these parts of town?

You're a joke Mac and you know it.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:17 pm Hey Turnip Head you suck pal

lol

As we all know I love it here in Wifomville

I'd be disappointed if anyone ever truly trusted me. Gotta keep the mystique alive somehow