The Syndicate

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:16 pm Wow Epi's ego is so big he has to share an award with himself.

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:14 pm

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:10 pm

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:06 pm

Long Con wrote: ↑Tue Jan 30, 2018 2:55 pm Wilgy, are you Civ?

Yes. 100%!

Were you born to pureblood civilian parents?

No... which is why we lynched my father. He shed a single tear before we lit him on fire. The bubbling of his flesh was nowhere near as loud as the screams. Poor Marmot dad.

DrWilgy wrote: ↑Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:14 pm *in the distance you hear together we ride...

Eventually you realize it's coming over the western hill... and it's getting louder...

Suddenly!

Wilgy on his horse, Sig, leaps over the hill screaming the theme we all know well.

Sig lets out a mighty "neigh!" And Wilgy rides towarrds the sunrise.

You hear his horrid singing fade away as he dissapears on the horizon.*

MacDougall wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:12 pm This is the part where Jay begrudgingly changes his vote to Iron Dwarf for self preservation. Iron Dwarf gets lynched and flips Mafia. Jay, nutella and rdw turn out to be scum but nobody believes it because why would they bus? Epi is mislynched tomorrow. I get nightkilled. Speedchuck is depressed at the end of the game. How did we get it so wrong!? He cries.

Scotty wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:07 pm Yes, you have the most posts, but I have the most cat food stocked in my pantry out of all my friends. Doesn’t mean I own a cat.

Scotty wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:58 am You never know when the feline master race will knock on the door. You truly never know..

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:24 pm SLOONEI {INH MIX}

Get it while it's hot:

S~V~S wrote:I just find this particular tale to be so tall, it could be a forward for the Lakers.

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:45 pm

insertnamehere wrote: ↑Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:41 pm

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:39 pm Also, Bet money Kyle or Lorab are bad.

:: scrawls in notepad ::

Any particular reason, or are you just feeling lucky?

2+2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maffs.

Scotty wrote: ↑Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:59 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:59 pm

Scotty wrote: ↑Wed Mar 28, 2018 11:57 pm I like the flow of you guys right now. It’s like a pork roast on Fourth of July and no one is vegetarian

Do you have a file cabinet full of these?

No. The pork would spoil

Kylemii wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 4:56 pm

Sloonei wrote: ↑Wed May 02, 2018 10:48 amTell me why

aaaaint nothing but a heartache

speedchuck wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 11:51 pm

Spacedaisy wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 11:41 pm

Long Con wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 10:45 pm IF Speedchuck was an original Zombie, then I am a Zombie. Otherwise, I'm still Human.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 11:37 pm I'll touch Spacedaisy

That's not at all ominous timing.

If you don't want to get down with mutual touching then I might have to touch your hubbie instead

Quin wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 6:49 am

motel room wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 6:48 am

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 6:45 am

motel room wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 6:44 am Golden is kiwi yeah?

no he's australian. quin is kiwi tho. mac too.

Oh right. How about that Dave Dobbyn, quin?

SUP DUNYA............................'s cat

Ignore the cat. It couldn't tell a hot dog from an ice cream taco. Surely it would tell you they were both sandwiches, the anarchist.

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 8:44 pm

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 8:42 pm But I would like more input re: wolbre and the alleged Boobquest please and thank you.

What input do you want ffs
I don't know who has it I just have a series of goofy tasks I have to do myself and get others to help me with. One of them is singing and another is finding the wayward tit among others

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 8:45 pm

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 8:44 pm

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 8:42 pm But I would like more input re: wolbre and the alleged Boobquest please and thank you.

What input do you want ffs
I don't know who has it I just have a series of goofy tasks I have to do myself and get others to help me with. One of them is singing and another is finding the wayward tit among others

You have to find another boob? Is that the boobquest? Please just yes or no.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:03 am -Sig is a poor quality garden salad
-Golden is a Polynesian athlete with a difficult to pronounce and hyphenated surname
-Scotty is a massive fan of the television show Sense8
-insertnamehere is a carnie with a creepy hand
-Lunalee is a bandaged ham sandwich
-Quin is a marmalade fondue
-nutella is a Pepsi flavoured wine cooler
-MacDougall is the Lord of All Things
-Zephyrus is a meme
-Lapluie is a philosophical concept
-Turnip Head is a routine process
-Kylemii is a figurative mannerism
-Choutas is a con man
-Coliniscool
-Spacedaisy is an enigma wrapped inside a breakfast burrito
-Epignosis is a slave owner

Epignosis wrote: ↑Mon Apr 23, 2018 11:24 pm

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:00 pm Some thoughts:

Scotty's drunk posts make me read him as town, simply because I don't think a scum would try to play drunk. I'll stand corrected if anybody can counter.

Hello. I'm Rob.

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:00 pm I have no idea what Epi is doing.

Whiskey.

Sloonei wrote: ↑Wed May 23, 2018 10:54 pm

ColinIsCool wrote: ↑Wed May 23, 2018 10:51 pm Grandma Sloonei, do you think you could get Richard to help you make a case on nutella in a little more depth? I know he’s so good with computers.

RICHARD IS ON A ROADTRIP TO VISIT ALL THE PIZZA HUTS ALONG THE EAST COAST, WE ARE SO PROUD

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 12:23 am The list of people actually applying rationalisation in this game is as short as Epi's penis.

MacDougall wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:47 pm

Golden wrote: ↑Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:47 pm Scotty
Quin
Spacedaisy
MacDougall

I shall not campaign. I merely ask that you vote for me this one time, and trust me.

I trust you in the same way that I trust my mother in law

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:32 pm

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:20 am

novaselinenever wrote: ↑Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:28 am

Sanggolden wrote: ↑Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:12 am Btw novas apparently been expecting me to come at him for ages and says I’m bad because I do but there’s no particular stated suspicion nor even a vote for me to back it up. Just attack as defence.

Pretty standard stuff.

I had a bad feeling about how you've been trying to paint my votes for captain. It read as you dancing around an opportunity, and trying to find suspicions where there are none. I wanted to see if you'd commit, and go for my lynch before I strike back.

You did. Bad move.

"Dancing around an opportunity" is a good way to put how Golden looks to me, too. Like he's chasing a victim card that doesn't really exist

And on the third day the LORD created the teammate rushing to nova's defense.

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Sat Aug 18, 2018 2:00 am

MacDougall wrote: ↑Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:58 am MacDougall picked up a photo frame and stroked it with one finger. A tear gently rolling down his face.

He hung the frame on the wall of the ship and took a step back. He looked at it and smiled, fighting back tears.

"I'll make this right. I promise."

ColinIsCool, Wilgy and Lunalee's smiling faces looked back at him.

"You'll always have a place on my ship."

nutella wrote: ↑Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:04 am

Quin wrote: ↑Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:25 am also i'm ashamed to admit that i believed that quote was real for approximately 7 seconds

Jesus and his disciples played mafia exactly once and we all know how that turned out

DharmaHelper wrote: ↑Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:48 am I can only do so much people I'm one man. One very talented very handsome man.