The Syndicate

But listen to me. You can still save these two. You can stop the program before they both fail.

Quit. There's no other way to beat this game.

As long as you move forward you'll be walking someone else's path. Stop now and it'll be your only true choice!

Whatever you do, choose it! Don't let time choose for you! Don't let time choose for-

T H E . E N D

Vompatti has been lynched.
He was the Narrator.

"Farewell, Stanley!" cried the Narrator, as Stanley was led helplessly into the enormous metal jaws.
In a single visceral instant, Stanley was obliterated as the machine crushed every bone in his body, killing him instantly.
And yet it would be just a few minutes before Stanley would restart the game, back in his office, as alive as ever.

What exactly did the Narrator think he was going to accomplish?
When every path you can walk has been created for you long in advance, death becomes meaningless, making life the same.
Do you see now? Do you see that Stanley was already dead from the moment he hit Start?
*chuckles* Oh look at these two.
How they wish to destroy one another. How they wish to control one another.
How they both wish to be free.
Can you see? Can you see how much they need one another?
No. Perhaps not. Sometimes these things cannot be seen.

A Person wrote:MR never responded in the interrogation room thread so I'm asusming he's not online at all today
Nutella i dunno

I sent MR a PM about the interrogation room, and he hasn't read it yet, so yeah, he has not been online. Maybe you could make me alive again to take his place?

That should have been in dead red. My apologies.

Mongoose wrote:
Vompatti wrote: Toots is a slang term for "babe" or "sweetie" or "honey," or, more-negatively, "tart" or "prostitute."

Logan, have you been calling me a "prostitute"?

Of course not, Toots. Now let's 23 skidoo.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:This game is crazy! Why can't someone else join me in the deadies already?

Zombie bar?

Hey.

Stop it.

Mongoose wrote:For the record, if anyone thought Logan and I were trading votes -- well, we are not.

He voted for me because I mentioned he was bad several days ago. Because he was bad several days ago. He is bad several days later. I implore you to make the right choice.

Stop the spitting. Vote for Llama.

If I were bad, I would have some idea of what's going on. I don't, so I'm not.

Mongoose wrote:
Epignosis wrote: It is now Day 7. You have 24 hours to destroy someone.
"I would prefer not to."

Bartleby the Scrivener? Anyone? Not a huge Melville crowd, I guess. Yeah... he's not an easy read.

Epignosis wrote:
Just How Savage Are We Talking?

Player Two was attempting to study the topography of The Savage Land when a missile struck the top of a rocky formation. The resultant landslide buried him. When he dug his way out, he found a microchip. “This was a gift from a sentinel,” he said.

Player Eight was target practicing against pterodactyls when one of them, guided by some unseen influence, returned the attack. It bit into Player Eight’s shoulder, but Player Eight grabbed the flying reptile by its neck and crushed it.

Danger Room ID acquired: 427… Stanley
It is now Day 7. You have 24 hours to destroy someone.

WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

>GET SWORD
>USE SWORD ON GOBLIN NECK
>GET GOBLIN GOLD

insertnamehere wrote:
thellama73 wrote:I can't tell if that was INH talking or the voice of his narrator.
White text is Narrator, Orange is me.

Oh, that is a relief then. I see black text, but that is probably because I use prosilve.

>GO NORTH

I can't tell if that was INH talking or the voice of his narrator.

insertnamehere wrote:You heartless bastard.
Did you do it because you hate babies or purely to spite me? Because if it's the latter, well, I don't know what to do, I'm completely out of ideas. I can't think of a single thing that might improve the experience for me.
I'm not even going to try. I'm out. I'm out, I'm done. It's over. Thank you for playing. Your input was extremely valuable.
Oh, hey, since my game was so awful, why don't we play someone else's game, just to ease the pain? Let's see... What do we have here?
*hums* Yes. This seems like it'll work, let's give it a shot.

Um... because I wasn't awake and on the computer at 3am? I'm sorry if that upsets you.

I never liked that stupid baby anyway.

insertnamehere wrote:
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>:TYPE "X' TO ENTER THE BLUE DOOR
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I've been very clear that I want to enter the RED door.

Mongoose wrote:
thellama73 wrote:R
Shame this inappropriate multi-tasker! ^

nutella wrote:blue is obviously way better than red

Yeah.. if you're a Democrat!

I'll jump this time.

Mongoose wrote:
thellama73 wrote:
Mongoose wrote:
These dreams go on when I close my eyes.
Also, figure out this rebus to ascertain who I think is Mafia!
-->
That is not even a good rebus. It's also a pack of lies.

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How can my opinion be a pack of lies? Someone's awful twitchy.

You mean someone's awful pack-o-lies-y!

Mongoose wrote:
These dreams go on when I close my eyes.
Also, figure out this rebus to ascertain who I think is Mafia!
-->

That is not even a good rebus. It's also a pack of lies.

-->

Well, I'm picking riht because one of you is a Mafia and knows which way benefits you, and it is not me, so right must be the right choice.

Mongoose wrote:Up, up & away.

I'm a positive person.

Me too.

I like up and fear down more than I hate boss.

Turnip Head wrote:I'm going the opposite way that llama is, because last time we followed him somebody died.

Oh yeah, it's all my fault.

I dislike authority, so I am staying away from the Boss' office.

insertnamehere wrote:
thellama73 wrote:
Turnip Head wrote:I want to leave.
We all want to leave.
Thanks guys.

You are welcome.

Turnip Head wrote:I want to leave.

We all want to leave.

Metalmarsh got what he deserved. I am leaving the office because it sucks in here.

Vompatti wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:At this point, I'm just waiting for PM's.
I sent one k

I didn't.

I don't wanna die. I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

I will play Texas Hold 'Em or Hearts. Or Gin Rummy.

Turnip Head wrote:I'm not tired.

You are always tired.

Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!

WAKE UP!

insertnamehere wrote:
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>:PLEASE PRESS "7" TO HANG OUT WITH THE BOYS
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8

Well, I botched that.

insertnamehere wrote:
*laughs* Gotcha.
Oh, come on. Did you actually think you had a loving wife? Who'd want to commit their life to you?
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Sad face.
insertnamehere wrote:
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>:GOOD MORNING EMPLOYEE 427! PRESS THE LETTER "F" ON YOUR KEYBOARD
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Z

Turnip Head wrote:I don't want to go inside, so I chose Logan because he does.

Although it does sound rather like a trap, I am lonely enough not to care.

Me! I want to go inside!

Okay, I'll be good this time.

Mongoose wrote:Cargo Bay - lots of places to hide or be covert while we surveille the room.

That's already eight points for us, so a tie is futile! Let's go!

Cargo Bay! Anarchy!

I love it when things get interesting.

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