The Syndicate

Ok, ok, you guys convinced me. I'll show you why the gorilla video was funny.



3:10-5:05

"Do NOT go to Stage 2!"

Boogs wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Boogs, are you a Pokémon?

No but if I was, I'd be Boogsamon!

I'd be Russtizard! I'd be Ghost and Earth type and run around like crazy yelling "Russ-ti, Russ-ti" at everyone in a real dopey voice while people threw little balls at me.

....which is to say, my life wouldn't change at all.

Linki: Oh ho ho! Got 'im!

insertnamehere wrote:Community just got cancelled, I don't feel like laughing ever again.

Wait, didn't they announce this a while ago because Troy was leaving?

Anyway, no saddening the funny!

A Person wrote:i'd n to mind killing a kitty if you know what imean

I actually don't, for once.

God Of Funny wrote:Bonus Points: Limerick Challenge

Questions: was anything made up, and do the points matter????

Epignosis wrote:Actually, my name is Bill and I'm a head case.

IIIIIII'M AAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!

Lizzy wrote:

A Person wrote:being addressed directly is expnsnsnieivie oin fioanfnaldn

He gets free direct addresses from the government k.

Lizzy wrote:Oi Russti! Are we ratifying that treaty with its annexes?

Yes of course! The annexes were a stupendous, capital idea! I just completely missed reading your post, somehow.

Lizzy wrote: Splintsie!

Russtifinko wrote:

Lizzy wrote:... unless you make me an offer I can't refuse. A non-aggression pact, for instance.

Oooh!

I, Russti the Plaid, the Lizard of Hammock, (hereafter: "Rsusit"), do hereby and foresowith extend to the illustrious Lizzy, Lady of the Big Red Rump and Cloven Feet, (hereafter: "Lzizy") a pact and truce in the spirit of cooperation between our two nations. This treatise in effect under the terms of the Nantes Agreement of 1862, pursuant to the stipulations laid out in the earliest code of Mafia Law, The Book of Sock, under the ever-lecherous eye of the Garrulous God of Funny, He of Three Cheesiness. The conditions of the Rsusit and Lzizy pact (revised for brevity and plainness of speech (read: we skipped to the important stuff)):
*****************************************************************************************************************************************************
Article I.
Section 6.
Paragraph 61 and Three-Quarters.
Item Kremazoo
Clause ߃.
Subparagraph G
1) Lzizy shall not, under any circumstances, vote for Rsusit ever. Unless he is being really, really bad.
2) Ditto for Rsusit regarding Lzizy.
*****************************************************************************************************************************************************
This agreement to enter into effect immediately, and supercedes all other bodies of law, natural of unnatural, including but not limited to the Kyoto Protocol, the Geneva convention, and the Constitution of the United States of America, so help me God of Funny, for one and for all, peace and blessings, The End.

(fin)

*gulp* I think I'm in love. I also have a sudden urge to go and finish Law School and start the draft for the Lizzy Plan for Cyprus.

I would like to attach Protocol 74C on the protection of the signatories during Night periods, if it's all the same to you:

Taking into account the hypothetical framework where one of the two parties is dubbed the Smiter, the signatories have agreed upon the following provisions, which shall be annexed to the Rsusit-Lzizy Pact:

ARTICLE 3 (seven)

In the event of Rsusit or Lzizy being appointed the killer role known as the Smiter, said party will under no circumstance target the other party, irrespective of their funniness status or the acquis mafieux k.

Hereunder (Hah! Made you say "whereunder"! Get it?) Signed by the signatories and accorded such right and privileges, ceteris parabus quid quorum ipso bonum, non mortori te saluntant.

Signed,
Rsusit

Your turn!

Also, what is the Lizzy Plan for Cyprus?

SEE! DID YOU SEE THE BOOGERS?!?! HE'S EEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLL!

Well I think Boogs is bad. No received votes? Mighty suspicious.

Add that to the fact that he hasn't made a single booger joke all game, despite his name being Boogs, and I think we have our guy.

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Thank you. Who wants some funny business?

I do!

Also, this:

Lizzy wrote:... unless you make me an offer I can't refuse. A non-aggression pact, for instance.

Oooh!

I, Russti the Plaid, the Lizard of Hammock, (hereafter: "Rsusit"), do hereby and foresowith extend to the illustrious Lizzy, Lady of the Big Red Rump and Cloven Feet, (hereafter: "Lzizy") a pact and truce in the spirit of cooperation between our two nations. This treatise in effect under the terms of the Nantes Agreement of 1862, pursuant to the stipulations laid out in the earliest code of Mafia Law, The Book of Sock, under the ever-lecherous eye of the Garrulous God of Funny, He of Three Cheesiness. The conditions of the Rsusit and Lzizy pact (revised for brevity and plainness of speech (read: we skipped to the important stuff)):
*****************************************************************************************************************************************************
Article I.
Section 6.
Paragraph 61 and Three-Quarters.
Item Kremazoo
Clause ߃.
Subparagraph G
1) Lzizy shall not, under any circumstances, vote for Rsusit ever. Unless he is being really, really bad.
2) Ditto for Rsusit regarding Lzizy.
*****************************************************************************************************************************************************
This agreement to enter into effect immediately, and supercedes all other bodies of law, natural of unnatural, including but not limited to the Kyoto Protocol, the Geneva convention, and the Constitution of the United States of America, so help me God of Funny, for one and for all, peace and blessings, The End.

(fin)

PS - Conflabbed Javatext spacing thingy made my document look less official. Boooooo!

Lizzy wrote:

Boogs wrote:

Lizzy wrote:I'm tempted to vote for Russti.

Why exactly? I thought he seemed more like a different character to me. I kind of have an idea of who I want to vote for

Oh! I just need to practice. See, I have never ever (as far as I can remember) voted for him although he was mostly bad. He's always so friendly and nice and charming, that the mere thought of voting him makes me cry myself to sleep at night. Well, not anymore, son! It's time for some applied behaviour analysis.

Awwww!

I was not evil! But I am surprised I'm not dead. I forgot how hard it is to be funny without my voice and goofy face.

I think bea seems nice enough to not want to kill anyone.

bea wrote:fwitw - I got it rusti. It made me chuckle.

Thanks bea!

Does Pizza the Hut have bell peppers and olives too? I knew about the pepperoni, but I never figured him for a supreme.

Never mind, I was late to the party :O

insertnamehere wrote:

Russtifinko wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:

Russtifinko wrote:

A Person wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

No! To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Know why it crossed the road along the East Coast in 1770??

To anally molest a feline?

Nope! Good guess though. To get away from...Colonial Sanders!!

hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahah

i don;t get it

Awwwww...

Oh right, voting for things is a thing! I vote surprises, our host has everything but you can never have too many surprises. Like fleas in your anus or a stripper cake. (Though that would fall into at least 2 of the other categories as well, I guess....)

insertnamehere wrote:

Russtifinko wrote:

A Person wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

No! To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Know why it crossed the road along the East Coast in 1770??

To anally molest a feline?

Nope! Good guess though. To get away from...Colonial Sanders!!

Wow, the contrasting styles are great.

Boogs wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:

Boogs wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.

Cats like me can't use dildos

I know from experience that they can.

Hmmm I need some tips then.

This has been the funniest thing (to me) said so far. Followed closely by this...

Vompatti wrote:

Metalmarsh89 wrote:

Vompatti wrote:bump

Necrobump.

I wiklddnddädiotldndä't mind bumping a necro () if you knwonwowo wm wmemeeameamaememaean)

A Person wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

No! To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Know why it crossed the road along the East Coast in 1770??