The Syndicate

fingersplints wrote:

bea wrote:I went with epi - didn't seem right he shouldn't be in on the fun.

if boogs and inh each get a vote we'll have an everyway tie!!!!

votes inh

A Person wrote:anyone wanna hear a joke?

My life! hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

fingersplints wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:Does anyone want to make a pact with me?

Sure

fingersplints wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:

Dom wrote:Hello all! I will be your lovely mod this game. If you have any issues about anything at all, please let me know! You wouldn't want to....


test....


me....

Glee is an overrated shitshow with insipid music, paper thin characters, and also Ryan Murphy is a talentless hack.

Dom may not be able to vote you for this but I can!

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Who reads rules around here anyway?

Dom wrote:Hello all! I will be your lovely mod this game. If you have any issues about anything at all, please let me know! You wouldn't want to....


test....


me....

Boogs wrote:The last time someone molested me being a feline, I had fleas in my anus the week later...

Russtifinko wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:

Russtifinko wrote:

A Person wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

No! To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Know why it crossed the road along the East Coast in 1770??

To anally molest a feline?

Nope! Good guess though. To get away from...Colonial Sanders!!

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Poop.

Russtifinko wrote:

A Person wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

No! To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Know why it crossed the road along the East Coast in 1770??

Boogs wrote:

bea wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:
The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

I tend to prefer my dildos on the nice side too.

A fellow kitty to show me how to use it. Should we use the catnip infused one Bea, or the Anus 'n Bits one I bought us?

bea wrote:

Boogs wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:

Boogs wrote:Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.

Which was especially odd considering you're a male.

Mmmm tell me about it. That was a hard one to explain to BF.

Well, since you are still engaged, I'm guessing you didn't scare him straight so everything worked out in the end...

Epignosis wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:

Epignosis wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:
The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

I think you missed the joke I made. I shan't make many of them, especially if you're going to channel Bob Saget.

hu·mor
[hyoo-mer or, often, yoo-]
noun
1.
a comic, absurd, or incongruous quality causing amusement: the humor of a situation.
2.
the faculty of perceiving what is amusing or comical: He is completely without humor.
3.
an instance of being or attempting to be comical or amusing; something humorous: The humor in his joke eluded the audience.
4.
the faculty of expressing the amusing or comical: The author's humor came across better in the book than in the movie.
5.
comical writing or talk in general; comical books, skits, plays, etc.

Epignosis wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:
The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

Boogs wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:

Boogs wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.

Cats like me can't use dildos

I know from experience that they can.

Hmmm I need some tips then.

Boogs wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.

Cats like me can't use dildos

Boogs wrote:

insertnamehere wrote:

Boogs wrote:Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.

Which was especially odd considering you're a male.

Mmmm tell me about it. That was a hard one to explain to BF.

Boogs wrote:Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.